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A Must Read!!! by JumaiM(f): 5:38pm On Dec 11, 2013
You guys just need to read this.....
It happened in calabar few weeks back. I
heard it today in a BRT bus. This world is
becoming even more scary oh.
A newly married man saw a prostitute
clothed seductively by the road. she was
just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked
her up and abandoned the way home to a
hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than
five minutes he was on top of her. The
prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When
he was having sex with her, her moanings
sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he was
carried away with her moves and didn't
really give his concern to it. The married
man had sex with her over and over again.
Paid her more than what they bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with the
intention of having another round with her.
He didn't find her on the bed. He heard
hissing sounds in the bathroom. He
scrambles out of bed and saunters to the
bathroom. He opened the door. His heart
beat drummed heavily as he saw big
pythons talking to each other. He screamed
loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran
to the door and found it locked. The
pythons crawled to him. He shouted for
help and banged the door. The pythons got
to him and jumps to strike him.
Immediately he woke up! And almost
screamed but couldn't when he discovered
it was just a nightmare. The room was dark.
The lights were switched off he felt. He felt
something cold touching his body. He
searched with his hands and it felt like a
cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with
scales. He finally felt something trying to
swallow his head. He touched it and
discovered it was a big snake trying to
swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His
head, down to his chest was inside the
snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous
saliva covered his face. He started
struggling and struggling. But the snake
pinned him down. He tried to scream for
help but couldn't because if he opens his
mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will
flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it
forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands
but the snake was too strong. He managed
to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got
wounded and forcefull vomits him. He
looked at the snake with blood on his
mouth and discovered it was a big python.
He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed
the python. The python collapsed. He
jerked up and jumped out of the bed. He
started screaming for help. He dashed out
of the hotel.
He got home, looking all clean and cool.
His wife was asleep aleady. He crawled into
the bed beside his wife and slept off. He
woke up almost at dawn and discovered his
wife has turned into a snake.. The wife told
him everything he did and how he stroke a
python dead. Before he could apologise,
his wife tod him she was her mother
disguised in a different body. He cheated
on him with her mother. She so got angry.
The man almost commited suicide. His wife
told him to return to that hotel and carry
her mother back to the house if not she'll
kill him. He left immediately and rushed
down to the hotel. He went straight to the
hotel room and found his wife, mother-
inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room.
They were all hissing like snakes.
Immediately he realised they were all in the
same secret cult. They stood up and watch
him without saying a word. Great panic
gripped him by the throat. He couldn't
talk..... And the only problem now is **I
don't just know how I will end this FAKE
story...****
Mtchewwwww...Happened in Calabar my
foot..... Fake story joor...I'm sorry if I
scared you.

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Re: A Must Read!!! by Sheenor: 5:48pm On Dec 11, 2013
OMG!!!!!!!!!! Gurl, yuh scared the living hell of mie......i was reading this with tension..my heart was beatin veri fast........nice tale dear.....buh nxt tym no dey joke wit pple like mie with dis kain storie oh!!!....
Re: A Must Read!!! by Enegod(m): 6:27pm On Dec 11, 2013
why must i read this pooo?
Re: A Must Read!!! by Nobody: 6:34pm On Dec 11, 2013
dnt tel me u re jokin, u better make it real else, u wil visited by a python on ur bed 2nite
Re: A Must Read!!! by crackhaus: 6:47pm On Dec 11, 2013
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Must Read!!! by JumaiM(f): 10:21pm On Dec 11, 2013
Sheenor: OMG!!!!!!!!!! Gurl, yuh scared the living hell of mie......i was reading this with tension..my heart was beatin veri fast........nice tale dear.....buh nxt tym no dey joke wit pple like mie with dis kain storie oh!!!....
grin grin grin
Re: A Must Read!!! by JumaiM(f): 10:27pm On Dec 11, 2013
Bleble-swag:
dnt tel me u re jokin, u better make it real else, u wil visited by a python on ur bed 2nite
buhahahaha. grin
Re: A Must Read!!! by wasak(m): 10:40pm On Dec 11, 2013
JumaiM:
buhahahaha. grin
common!!! how could you scare
me this much! I promise not to forgive you

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Re: A Must Read!!! by stefikal(f): 5:15pm On Dec 31, 2013
God save you say you confess say na fake...

Shooogrin I was about to ask how the man bit the snake and how the bottle miraculously appeared...

Jumai, you wan bobo us abiii?grincheesy

but thank God say na fake
Re: A Must Read!!! by JumaiM(f): 11:46am On Jan 02, 2014
@Madam Kingzpen, na over fake ooo grin. Compliment of d season to u, wishing u a prosperous 2014 dear. smiley
Re: A Must Read!!! by stefikal(f): 1:11pm On Jan 02, 2014
JumaiM: @Madam Kingzpen, na over fake ooo grin. Compliment of d season to u, wishing u a prosperous 2014 dear. smiley

shocked My name na Stefikal oooo, which levels?...lolzz, una shaa like to dey dash person husband...

Compliments to you toosmiley

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Re: A Must Read!!! by Royver(m): 2:27am On Jan 05, 2014
shocked shocked grin grin grin nice one!!!
Re: A Must Read!!! by spacyzuma(m): 2:33pm On Jun 15, 2016
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. grin grin grin
You Got ME!

As I was reading, I was thinking: "This is such a load of bulllsht. How can anyone believe such a silly story that's clearly fake?"

Thanks for making me laugh! cheesy

JumaiM:
You guys just need to read this.....
It happened in calabar few weeks back. I heard it today in a BRT bus. This world is becoming even more scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively by the road. she was just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with her, her moanings sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he was carried away with her moves and didn't really give his concern to it. The married man had sex with her over and over again. Paid her more than what they bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom. He opened the door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him. Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare. The room was dark.
The lights were switched off he felt. He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales. He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to
swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face. He started struggling and struggling. But the snake pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong. He managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and forcefully vomits him. He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed the python. The python collapsed. He jerked up and jumped out of the bed. He started screaming for help. He dashed out of the hotel. He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife was asleep already. He crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his wife has turned into a snake.. The wife told him everything he did and how he stroke a python dead. Before he could apologize, his wife told him she was her mother disguised in a different body. He cheated on him with her mother. She so got angry. The man almost committed suicide. His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry
her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel. He went straight to the hotel room and found his wife, mother-in-law, his sister, his mother in the room. They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he realized they were all in the
same secret cult. They stood up and watch him without saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the throat. He couldn't talk.....
And the only problem now is **I don't just know how I will end this FAKE story...**** Mtchewwwww...Happened in Calabar my foot..... Fake story joor...I'm sorry if I scared you.

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