Phobia is simply the irrational fear an individual express towards certain things. This high and prolong fear is regarded as a mental disorder in clinical psychiatry. Besides the commonly know phobias like fear of animals, insect, water, height, confinement etc, there are some strange ones which could be considered funny but people actually have them.

1. GLOBOPHOBIA: The fear of ballons popping.

2. OMBROPHOBIA: The fear of Rain.

3. POGONOPHOBIA: The fear of beards.

4. ERGOPHOBIA: The fear of work.

5. EMETOPHOBIA: The fear of vomiting.

6. ARACHIBUTYROPHOBIA: The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.

7. TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA: The fear of the number 13.

8. NOMOPHOBIA: The fear of being out of mobile phone contact.

9. EOSOPHOBIA: The fear of daylight.

10. HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA: The fear for long words.

Ergophobia is a name carved for lazy a$$es, by lazy a$$es

What of the fear of credit or MB finishing ?

kibo: What of the fear of credit or MB finishing ?

I guess yu cud help us wif dat.

I have the nomophobia thing bro

kibo: What of the fear of credit or MB finishing ?

NAIRALANDCHOPMYCREDITOPHOBIA

who ever that is Ergophobia, should also be Foodophobia- the fear to eat food.

Congiphobia the fear of .......

My favourites are Claustrophobia and Odontophobia....They can't escape me any day.

Adrenaline123:
NAIRALANDCHOPMYCREDITOPHOBIA

Looool...i'll write that down for reference...

K

kibo:

Looool...i'll write that down for reference...

HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA


some of this lingo drafters no get work at all!

Warrabout the fear of approaching a girl, what do you call that?

Karleb: Warrabout the fear of approaching a girl, what do you call that?

THEFEAROFAPPROACHINGAGIRLOPHOBIA

kibo: What of the fear of credit or MB finishing ?

i guess its FLASHINGphobia

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THEFEAROFAPPROACHINGAGIRLOPHOBIA

Karleb:

kibo: What of the fear of credit or MB finishing ?

. Good question.

The fear of d dreaded friendzone nko

No 2 is the fear of Hausa men

D fear of bathing with cold water be my own.Wetin b d name?

What's the fear of aboki called?
I think I have that...

Totophobia, bokoharamphobia

Jhosh: D fear of bathing with cold water be my own.Wetin b d name?

Am not sure but it has 2 be related to aquaphobia... Fear of water

i have

ILLUMINAPHOBIA

Gr8st fear...

What of Islamaphobia - The fear of any Moslem around you

ignis: What's the fear of aboki called?
I think I have that...

It is called Islamaphobia

[b] gay niggas suffer from totophobia


btw
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive

A NIGERIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows
You give both to pastor as seeds
You pray to God to give you milk [/b]

Number 8 has become common these days.