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My Girlfriend Left Me. by segxi1960: 9:23am On Aug 26, 2014
My girlfriend told me it's over between us, I thought about it and decided that life without her is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself.

I drank Lacasera wit Suya but nothing happened, I proceeded to another level of poisonous concoction, so I prepared Turkey and Gizzard with strawberry juice and lot of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing.

I ate cake,chocolate mixed wit ice cream, still I didn't die.

I'm so confused and tired right now because I just finished eating fried rice with Malt and fresh fruit salad but nothing happened.

What should I do to kill myself?
I need advice, please!!! (Hiccups)

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me. by Liamm(m): 9:26am On Aug 26, 2014
from your attempts above, I'm sure you've got properties and assets. Write a will and hand them over to me then I'll give you just a pinch of a powdered substance that will kill you instantly.

Shalom
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me. by donLEXY(m): 9:28am On Aug 26, 2014
segxi1960: My girlfriend told me it's over between us, I thought about it and decided that life without her is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself.

I drank Lacasera wit Suya but nothing happened, I proceeded to another level of poisonous concoction, so I prepared Turkey and Gizzard with strawberry juice and lot of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing.

I ate cake,chocolate mixed wit ice cream, still I didn't die.

I'm so confused and tired right now because I just finished eating fried rice with Malt and fresh fruit salad but nothing happened.

What should I do to kill myself?
I need advice, please!!! (Hiccups)

Add some cranberry juice to your diet..... It is a quick route to heaven

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me. by Dlionsheart: 9:34am On Aug 26, 2014
Very simple, just go to Gwoza or sambisa forest/borno state and challenge Shakau/boko haram. Your life will never remain the same.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me. by DickDastardly(m): 9:37am On Aug 26, 2014
And they say i should go to yaba left You must be the chief resident lunatic there tongue
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me. by segxi1960: 6:54pm On Apr 18, 2015
donLEXY:


Add some cranberry juice to your diet..... It is a quick route to heaven

Haha

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