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* * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by mikuz(m): 4:59pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
FUCKYOUHARD VS KSSLIB Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Personals - 2 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 20 lines. - Deadline is 4pm, Friday 19 September 2014. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by fuckyouhard: 3:34pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
bringback.........ksslib, let me knw when ur ready. scriptin |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 3:42pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
fuckyouhard: bringback.........ksslib, let me knw when ur ready. scriptinWriting my last bar now .. I thought you werent gonna show sef cos ur last seen wasnt recent. If I knew, I for prepare ur death well since yesterday. You fit still die sha... Should be done before 4 sha. |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by fuckyouhard: 3:45pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Ksslib:i really wish u win.....bored |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by fuckyouhard: 4:35pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
he has ideas but most times end up dissin himself: Ksslib: he's never serious: Ksslib: Ksslib: here is provin he has a mental problem: Ksslib: aiiiitt! let's go...... i'll wreck this jerk with pain/ he insane?.......then i'll stress and murk his brain/.................till the effin nerd is sane!/ and y'all will never hear of a mad lib again..........unless it's the template wordin game!// .................so unfair is the rule, that am pairin with u/ ur end is here, it's ur doom!/ curse kim and declare him a fool/ coz he knows my style is rude, deadly and crude/ while urs never uniformed like american schools!// ............am the master of this text shiit/ i could have ur morale shattered and dejected/ if i tell ya u wacker than expected/ ....coz i never knew u were this bad, till after i accepted// ......it's no punch, but that shot is so hurtin!/ bro, u hardly rhyme....and ur shiit is borin/ am an athlete with strong limbs to run this/ it's improper we in the same race ..........coz u'll be gettin forked with a torn knee!// .........still the guy's hopin?/ dude, u can't hit when my snipe's scopin/ a shot causes a cerebral shut down that have ya mind closin/ ..........and if u try starin harder, u'll die with ur eyes open!// ............this brawl is forkin waste/ after this, u don't deserve another taste/ coz u need more work to up ur game/ but if ur desperate to reach my level .........try typin ur WORDS IN UPPERCASE!// .......now put this in ur head/ try bein strict with ur texts/ so u'll be deliverin ya best/ it's true u pack heavy punches, and ya written honest/ problem is.........u not strong enough to land em without hittin urself!// ........tho my skill's hated/ but what i key's mayhem/ check my record, my shii slay vets/ but this dude lies he does free styles...........when we yet to see lib rated!// ................ i keep my verses clean n plain/ while most of ur shiit is played/ but i scan for readin sake/ bro........the way u stretch bars similar to stu.pid inmates attemptin a prison break!!// .......to hell with ur whole lies with the glocks/ and them hos climbin ur c.ock/ the only the thing u r.ape is forcin those lines in ur drops/............u been wack from the start, so don't think ur better/ coz u still wouldn't see win if ur bars stitched together!!/ 7 Likes |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 5:06pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
If fyh's carrier were a prostitute she wont last two nights/cuz she cant ffuck peeps right/yea he gat pistol buh i gat machine guns and bombs.. C6's and C4's.. aint talking grades but watch me kill the 'failure' .. As i spray 'F,9s'/!! We all saw him win teddy/ Beat a strong man,U's stronger/A tough guy, u's tougher/ buh he won a ffucking 'dull' ... nigga you's duller/so let me correct his 'blurred vision' by poking both eyes with sharp daggers.. now call that corrective myopia/!! At first i sprayed with a nine/ Fyi... i still went ahead to stab FY's eye/now i'll be seen rushing his legs with blades nd 'chop one off' .. then leave him walking like jordin spark's song.. 'one step at a time'/!!! fYh runs he mouth anyhow but loud blows gon make the guy mute/I rap and peeps be like yo! who cut this psyche loose/ but the joke spits nd audience gets a 'good' laugh ... so they nicked his carrier 'nike boots'/!! My life story and style is unique like calligraphy/ him? .. I will ffuckyouhard are the only words in hes biography/ truth is.. anyone who wants to 'B F' .. must be watching 'pOrnOgra.p.hy/!! dude U wont spit hot even if we heat ya mouth/Like p-square's album you Game's over.. so stop b1.tch.ing about/cos you just a 'Weird Mc' .. acts all though but still remains a 'woman' at heart/!! Now i'l be coming for your fam.. Shoot ya sister's in da chest till you scream.. sis sis sis like mark of the beast/bash ya dad's head on 'A wall' till his senses go 'off the grid' / then 'protect ya ma with bEhind ba$ed ble.eping' ... Cuz 'i gat her back' bro/!! But if fyh labels me thief its cos i just gave a loved one back door invasion/Lib is pure evil, he ffucks situations/nd kills at will... so wen I grab tecs and threaten to seperate F from his ma ... it aint no force equation/!! I'l moisturize his skin with petrol and give him carbon black roasting/I nd his mum gat no chemistry left so i kill with physics... when i order she 'makes her hair on high tension wire' ... now thats death by 'electro plaiting/!! I am an inferno hes candle light/He'l be left dead cos guns he cant handle right/but if he wants a fight/ in secs i gon lay fyh in coffin.. then wear his dead body leggins like Naija babes.... ..... Nowthe gay can sleep tight/!! 11 Likes |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by mikuz(m): 7:35pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Open for votes : |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by Nobody: 10:04pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
mvgt: Ksslib Opener - ksslib Rhymes - fyh Similes/ Metaphors - ksslib Punchlines - ksslib Personals - fyh Flow - fyh Wordplays - ksslib Closer - tie 1 Like |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:13pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Opener = KSSlIB rhymes = FPH FLOW = FPH METS = FPH ( ksslib, you had the ideas but you were struggling to make good use of them. You tried tho) PUNCHLINES = KSSLIB (though they're shaky.. Fph's punches are like hits from a toddler.... They weak) personals = FPH W/P = FPH closer = FPH (ksslib, wearing a tight for an already dead person does not hurt..... So you did'nt land a punch in that closer) mvgt = FPH. Ksslib.... Your best so far.... Try nd give your lines rhythm.. Reduce the stretching nd increase your syllabic rhyming..... Shikenna |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by Nobody: 12:11am On Sep 20, 2014 |
kkslib is getting my vote.. he had a bad rhyme scheme but his punchlines won it... the sis sis sis thing you did was fresh....funny too... fuchyouhard also had cool lines.. curse kim and declare him a fool/ coz he knows my style is rude, deadly and crude/ while urs never uniformed like american schools!//.. mvgt...ksslib 1 Like |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by Ibime(m): 2:24am On Sep 20, 2014 |
MVGT: FYH Back later to expatiate |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by Nobody: 8:11am On Sep 20, 2014 |
Vgt-ksslib.. Cata sweep |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by Wrongturn: 9:48am On Sep 20, 2014 |
Opener - 1 point = TIE Rhymes - 2 points = FYH Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points = FYH Punchlines - 3 points =TIE Personals - 2 points = FYH Flow - 1 point FYH Wordplays - 2 points FYH Closer - 1 point = TIE MVGT - FYH |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by fuckyouhard: 9:52am On Sep 20, 2014 |
illness and wrongturn.............ur votes must not count. somethin fishy about the both of u. wrongturn is hardly online, illness has been on nl since 2013 but hardly chats. more people who r not allowed.......bruce, tysonn, petterparker, shadyslim..........plus other unknown accounts |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by johnjon: 9:56am On Sep 20, 2014 |
Opener - 1 point Ksslib Rhymes - 2 points fuckyouhard Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points tie Punchlines - 3 points ksslib Personals - 2 points fuckyouhard Flow - 1 point fuckyouhard Wordplays - 2 points ksslib Closer - 1 point ksslib mvgt ksslib |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by RapAcme(m): 10:01am On Sep 20, 2014 |
Bleep u hard wins this Mgt - Bleep you hard |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by AlfaAce(m): 10:06am On Sep 20, 2014 |
Opener - 1 point Fuckyouhard (I had to google that mad lib. Good idea!) Rhymes - 2 points - Fuckyouhard Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Fuckyouhard Punchlines - 3 points -Tie Personals - 2 points Fuckyouhard Flow - 1 point Fuckyouhard (Kslibb stretched a lot) Wordplays - 2 points Fuckyouhard (Librate, Sewing, Tourney) Closer - 1 point Tie Mvgt - Fuckyouhard easily |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by YoungDaNaval(m): 10:07am On Sep 20, 2014 |
YoungDaNaval: Opener = KSSlIB(lol funny opener)MVGT==> FYH |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by willsofsteel: 10:09am On Sep 20, 2014 |
MvGt - FuCkyOuhArD for better verse #delivery |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by Elvisonjack2(m): 11:28am On Sep 20, 2014 |
opener----fyh rhymes---fyh metz----fyh punchline----------tie pers--fyh flow-------fyh word/play----fyh closer-----tie mvgt---------fuckyouhard elvis----jay |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by coogar: 11:51am On Sep 20, 2014 |
FYH wins this for the better structuring, delivery, verbiage & his flawless pen game. funny enough, ksslib had the better ideas & concept but he was unable or too lazy to word his ish properly to do maximum damage to FYH. opener----FYH rhymes---FYH metaphor---ksslib punchline---FYH personal-----FYH flow----------FYH wordplay-----FYH closer--------FYH MVGT: FYH |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by Nobody: 2:29pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
fuckyouhard: illness and wrongturn.............ur votes must not count. somethin fishy about the both of u. wrongturn is hardly online, illness has been on nl since 2013 but hardly chats. more people who r not allowed.......bruce, tysonn, petterparker, shadyslim..........plus other unknown accountsFYH you don't know me doesn't mean am a fake account.. You can ask Mikuz if am a fake account or not.. |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by mikuz(m): 7:15am On Sep 23, 2014 |
Closed : FuckPprickhard wins and qualifies for the final. |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by fuckyouhard: 7:38am On Sep 23, 2014 |
mikuz: Closed : FuckPprickhard wins and qualifies for the final.stop foolin urself.............beetch! |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by ochon: 3:24pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Nice battle from fuckyouhard and Ksslib. Ksslib, I'm proud of you son. You've improved. |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by aieo(m): 5:39pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
lib wins this..cos of fresh ideas....and I enjoy his verse more. that force equation line was just too cool..... guess some art students here don't understand it. |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by dj5naira(m): 10:40pm On May 30, 2015 |
fuckyouhard: LL. |
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