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MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:08pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
In Everett, Pennsylvania, state police have charged a minor for giving Jesus Christ a dick in the face and then circulating photos on Facebook. The simulated sexual act, as seen below, happened at some point in July, according to social media hats in the department. The act took place in the front entrance to in Love In the Name of Christ, whose statue of J.C. will never be looked at the same http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/227877/teen-busted-for-face-fcking-jesus-statue/ ![]() |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by cirmuell(m): 6:33pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
so he's your hero eh? ![]() |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by texanomaly(f): 6:35pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
There is already a thread for this. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:11pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
texanomaly: There is already a thread for this. Where? |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by Nobody: 7:21pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:32pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
^^^it's in the wrong section mate. that's why I couldn't find it. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by Olong(m): 12:14am On Sep 22, 2014 |
Your hero? I pity you dude! |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:31pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Olong: Your hero? I pity you dude! pity the womb that brought you into existence. 1 Like |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 11:22am On Nov 20, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:I have something important to tell you. The thing is that you are the most confused human being that I have met since this life started. Why is it that you are this confused? |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:34am On Nov 20, 2014 |
lastmessenger: because god almighty wills it so. if god says yes, not even you can say no. 2 Likes |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 11:38am On Nov 20, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:You no sabi reason at all. Your god made you confused? Why not abandon him.Alfa you really need help. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:40am On Nov 20, 2014 |
lastmessenger: I already abandoned god. I'm with Satan now. You are the one that sounds confused now. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 11:45am On Nov 20, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:Then I must tell you that satan has finished you. Does your mama know about your decision to follow satan or are you a motherless lad? |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:55am On Nov 20, 2014 |
lastmessenger: Unlike you forever babies, I am no longer attached to my mum nor am I here to live up to anyone's expectations. Satan is just starting with me. I have an eternity to spend with him. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 11:59am On Nov 20, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:We'll am happy because am better than you. I still have many years to live on earth.any one of these days you will drop dead like a sick goat and satan won't help you. Guy you be confirmed Olodo o. With all the mouth you make about satan, I don't think you deserve to die like a common fowl. Grow up and get sense before you ruin your life. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:37pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
lastmessenger: no matter what you say, only god's will can happen. stop fighting god. 1 Like |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 1:01pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:Am not fighting your god(satan)he is too small for me to fight him.i will only squeeze the little life that is him. Meanwhile is such a painful thing to realise that your gods will is for your to die like a worthless sick he-goat. I pity you bro Alfa. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by timmy2409(m): 3:02pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
lastmessenger: You don't seem to get the obvious point being made. Is his god's will for his life different from your god's will for his life? Isn't it the Christian idea that God knows the outcome of all events, and that he has plans for everyone? "Is there anything that happens and God has not done it?" You're making it seem like the contracts for a person's destiny are passed from one god to the other when a person switches allegiance. Moreover, Christians don't live longer lives than non-Christians, so what makes you think switching to your god will somehow save him from death? Abi you no go die? |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:03pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
lastmessenger: Satan is not god. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 3:12pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:Satan is your teacher or what. Commot here. The same satan you are hailing will soon kill you. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 3:14pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
timmy2409:You obviously don't have knowledge of the who my God is ? You just depend on what you hear from folks. All the same Alfa is an confused idiot. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:20pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
lastmessenger: Satan is a wise being. Satan never claimed to be god. If Satan kills me, I'll die happily. But why are you fighting and denying your god and giving his name to Satan? Remember he's a jealous god. Be careful. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:21pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
lastmessenger: I think you are the one showing you have no idea of whom god is. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 4:36pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:If you really know God you won't be the way you are today. Half dead.obituary knocking. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 4:40pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:I can never deny my God. Satan is a deceiver and he has decieved you to the point that you are now praying for death. I still wonder the abomination that you committed that made you to follow the rebellious one. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:40pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
lastmessenger: I don't wanna know god anymore than I do today. My only wish is to know Satan more. And I will as soon as I die. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:41pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
lastmessenger: It is the will of god that I follow Satan. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 4:41pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:Why not just take some drugs and die. It's obvious that you are at the point of no return. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:43pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
lastmessenger: Unlike your jesus that came here to be killed, I am not suicidal. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 4:43pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:You said god and Not God. so I believe that you mean a graven image. |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:45pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
lastmessenger: Ah! Sorry I forgot the capital G. Must have confused you a lot. ![]() Here, let me correct it for you. doG willed that I follow Satan. No matter what I do, I can't go against the will of the almighty doG. 1 Like |
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 4:47pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:He died because I was meant to die and suffer in hell with that lair( satan) but he took my place, went to hell and beat the hell outta satan with the host of the demons. He messed them up and came out alive. Christ died and rose up and he is alive. By the time you die. You will roast in hell forever. |
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