AirborneLacer:

C'mon don't do this to me.

I'm enjoying the view, why would you wanna cover the pretty face?

You ain't a sadist, are you?

woky: I greet u too bro.. Wetin make u waste time..?? Btw welcm, how was ur day

woky: No vex..

SmellMyFart:
Not a dry cleaner. Was driving by with my buggati and suddenly glimpsed at this bar. Its view was inviting so I decided to give it a shot tonight.

I can ride you home (with my buggati)

April07:

Lol. No we're not.. trust me I know





These two

Are you pipu dry cleaners ? cos you wash sooooo well

Emvin:

*seats comfortably* emmmm Mr jbluv55 (or what do I call u) tankss 4 d warm reception. U are really dedicated

I wudn't mind a bottle of palmy wit isiewu

Jbluv55:
Welcome sire . We are glad when you are happy .

Here you go

jnrbayano:

No.

I was surprised to see that moniker. We follow each other.

My day was superb...how about yours?

Iyawo nko?

neighy: if i dint knw well i'l say dey are dry cleaners but... Oct 2nd wld make it the 3rd month i'v been on your page...

April07:

Hehehehehe... see ya sweet mouth

Ishsoph:


Noooo! not at all. Are we trinity?
Seriously, am not him(he told me caseless and co were accusing him of the same thing)
Heck! Dude is a book warm and workaholic. That doesn't define me dear.

obayaya:

No try that kind thing another day o

Oya take one alomo take press

neighy: well... I av a decoration to do early 2mao Morning... Do you wanna go Shopping 2mao AfterNoon??

jnrbayano:

Nwanne mmadu, no mind me..e get wetin I been dey tidy that time.

My day went well. How about yours?

woky: tot its ur sobriquest..

April07:

I own 2 ferraris and a Bentley... :-B

oh.. excuse me, you're leaning on my Porsche,, I wanna drive out

April07:

I own 2 ferraris and a Bentley... :-B

oh.. excuse me, you're leaning on my Porsche,, I wanna drive out

Caseless: DE_GONG

woky: I like you..

IBOGIRL1:

Nwanne di n'amba, odogwu nwoke jb55. I sight u. Yes we shall neva go wanting. My day cudnt hav bin any beta,not when u treated me to dat classic palmwine and isiewu. My day was xcellent jhoor,hop urs was?

AirborneLacer:

**Thinking

OMG - Boy you're official welcome to hell

That awkward moment when you're having a fun time with a great lady and ya wife steps in.

**Back to reality

Bae you say what?

To pick you up? Oh, but that was gonna be too early, I mean your contest wouldn't have been over by then.

I'm sorry about that really.

Its Okay Hun.
I should be reitirng now.

Wanna come with me?
Or party some more?

woky: My day no bad bro!! Tell Jb make he serve you ur brand nau

Jbluv55:
Nice one dear .

Oya what shall I serve you tonight? I nor wan see your red eyes today o .

AirborneLacer:

Sweet? Same mouth that've actually landed me in couple of troubles

So why the name April when we're doing September?

IBOGIRL1:

Loving u ryt bak dear. tanx

jnrbayano:

JBluv55, you know how we do it...

woky: I no dy take alomo.. I hear say e dy bitter like mad man shi.t

ambyzown:
*Almost chokes on his drink upon hearing this*
But..... Ehm..... Ma'am, that's actually a Quattroporte u're driving

SmellMyFart: hehehehe. This cracked my ribs . *checks to see what i'm leaning on. it's a golf 1998 model.*
With all due respect pretty this isn't porsche. It's an outdated kinda vehicle. Seems you've dreamt about owning a porsche. Worry/dream no more for the realist is here
*adjusts my tie*