labaski: oga Dan will giving u plenty tissue to cleaning ur face..u be crying, we be chopping..sorry ehn?

....aggh labaski u wickeding me ah u wickeding me well well...nw please giving me food sharp sharp

Smilingangel45: ....aggh labaski u wickeding me ah u wickeding me well well...nw please giving me food sharp sharp

oya taking pop corn and ice cream..me is coming to go and bringing meat for u..

labaski: oya taking pop corn and ice cream..me is coming to go and bringing meat for u..

... I knowing that u ar a gooding girl b4 nau...thakx a lot..looking well well b4 u crossing 2 bringing d meat oh

Iamzuna:


Ahhhh Kome you are falsing me o, this is not fairing that you are falsing me o. Is Buccing that talking say he choping everything o not me talking it o. Oya u have brukutu mixing with juice and fishrolling.

Besyds trueing you is staying for Abeokuta?

sha tank u bebe iamzuna..........am a student in abeokuta n i stay der temporarily,,,,,,,

oghenekome51:
sha tank u bebe iamzuna..........am a student in abeokuta n i stay der temporarily,,,,,,,

I am studenting there too

It's a privilege to read another of your work Danny, thanks for sharing. This work is on point!

Iamzuna:


That 1 is smalling thing na. Infact the ingridient is presenting but us not sabiing preparing it na. Can you helping us?

Gbam! I will doing it and even teaching u self but it will costing small money o8-)

Queenxstar:
It's a privilege to read another of your work Danny, thanks for sharing. This work is on point!

Thank you, Queen.

Episode 14 coming right up.

Oga, where are the episcodes 14 nao?. This storey have starting to be slowing o. The hotting no dey like befour. Eyaf starting to be colding o.

Wetin dey happen na no update!

EPISODE 14

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doctorgold:
Oga, where are the episcodes 14 nao?. This storey have starting to be slowing o. The hotting no dey like befour. Eyaf starting to be colding o.

onosj:
Wetin dey happen na no update!

It had been network. But it has finally showed so feast!

Omg I loving Mma pls don't going

Mma please stay

DanWrites:
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

Something funny happened today. I sent a report with a big flop -- wrote 'joining' instead of 'joined'. I think it happened in about two places or so.

It was near embarrassing when my editor called me and asked to be sure if it was really a mistake or just 'crafty' writing.

The Mma English (MmE) is funny and reading your comments here has been most delighting.
So you all are free to continuing on with it
Think I will have it trademarked soon.

I'll always join you but not in all cases now.

Also, anyone not capable of using MmE is free to use any form of English he/she is good with.

Native languages are not accepted less there would be interpretation.

I also want to announce that the story has entered its second phase.

It'd only but get more entertaining.

Thank you all.

Special thanks to Eassydiamond for nominating me to win N5000 on the Writer's Prize thread.

Hope I do win and you'll will get your share.

B4 nko eh bros Danwrites,i voting u there becuz ur story making too much sense. Well as 4 my share.......

Essyydiamond:

B4 nko eh bros Danwrites,i voting u there becuz ur story making too much sense. Well as 4 my share.......

Thanking you jare.

EPISODE 15

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Gan gan

Chai! Seeing suspension ooooo!

Essyydiamond:
Chai! Seeing suspension ooooo!

Hahhhahahhahha! Supension, Eassyydiamond!!!

Oga dan, so u have successing in making me liking ur drama and the suspensing abi?
anyway
Happying sunday with nicing week aheading

Essyydiamond:
Prince Adepoju and Iamzuna,I wanting 2 telling u 2 dt I am tiring of d things u sharing here;zobo, popcorn and kunu even meatingpie. Me I wanting 'abacha' o as d correct Igbo babe that I am be,even Dan will understanding what I mean. Dan pls welling done jor.

u no want! "babangida "

Wetin dy wory dix stella sef take ur time oo
#Cynthia stay thr let vanessa b controlling u
#Mma dnt wory u nt goin village

Essyydiamond:
Prince Adepoju and Iamzuna,I wanting 2 telling u 2 dt I am tiring of d things u sharing here;zobo, popcorn and kunu even meatingpie. Me I wanting 'abacha' o as d correct Igbo babe that I am be,even Dan will understanding what I mean. Dan pls welling done jor.

babe i can fitting to preparing abacha vely well(lies guys tell ladies to get their attention), oya come nd sitting on my laps(if u don't mind) but no fearing if my "holy cane" misbehaving ooo

Essyydiamond:
Prince Adepoju and Iamzuna,I wanting 2 telling u 2 dt I am tiring of d things u sharing here;zobo, popcorn and kunu even meatingpie. Me I wanting 'abacha' o as d correct Igbo babe that I am be,even Dan will understanding what I mean. Dan pls welling done jor.

babe i can fitting to preparing abacha vely well(lies guys tell ladies to get their attention), oya come nd sitting on my laps(if u don't mind) but no fearing if my "holy cane" misbehaving ooo ;-)

This cynthia no getting braining o @ all

Iamzuna:


Ahh oga Princing you must coming o. You must directing how food is sharing and seating o.

seunviju:
@ prince I having coming o.Dan you are doing a greating working o.Thanking you for the updating

ehn, when you have coming nko?
What I doing?

stormybucci:
**Eyes him disgustingly** oya come take small bebe

sha thank you bebe

stormybucci:
prince!!!! u don start ur woman wrappering abi?? oya shift make i siddon so u no go try anything funny

mtcheeeeew. if you siddon beside me peren
walahi, I go do more than Mma for you ni.
Ole, olojukokoro!!

oghenekome51:
oga danny thanky u! Even thou say u af trafel to china n iya buyin smal sweet for us.........u mak hunger beat us abi? Sha thankin u bebe......iamzuna u af selfish, only u abi? Uno call me includin prince adepoju der is god o

abeg no vex, dear.
Oya, come sitting on my laps. Oh, I sorrying, I mean chair.