Forget the headline of the column I’m
writing today and join me to kneel down
before the throne of heaven and concur
completely with me as I complain bitterly
to God or Allah as the case may be about
Nigeria’s President Goodluck Jonathan. The
era of sitting on the fence is past; it’s either
you are there or you are not, either you are
in or you are out; there are simply no two
ways about it. I’m simply tired of this
country Nigeria, yet even when I travel out;
I still find myself missing home and wanting
to come back. There must be something
about this country that just makes me not to
‘Andrew’ (for those of you who don’t
understand what the Andrew means, sorry I
have no patience to explain it, as I am too
angry to do so) away forever, I just have to
talk to God.
My Father, my father, you see, I am
following your words which say, “Cast your
burdens on me; come on to me all you who
are heavy and are burden laden and I will
give you rest”. Hear this daddy; President
Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe (fake name)
Jonathan is my burden, alongside his
shepopotamus wife, Mama Peace and his
undeclared lover, who has consistently
dazzled us with her criminal beauty, Alison
Diezani Madueke. Do something to them
before something do the country you
created. Our nation is being led astray by
ungodly judges, mayors and governors, who
are given to change, defying the Constitution
and substituting their own wicked agendas.
(David Wilkerson)
Didn’t you categorically say that all liars
will go to hell? Yes, you have the man who
will make Satan envious for being called
the father of liars, as Mr Jonathan is
currently the one with the lying trophy and
he does not seem willing to let go. Let me
tell you what this man did. He stood before
all of us and promised NEVER to contest for
election a second term and we gullibly
believed him, not because we trusted him,
but he had already gone sanctimoniously
before the Redemption Camp, and knelt
down before your servant, humble Daddy
Adeboye. We thought that action amounted
to sincerity when he told us his one term
ambition. Now listen God, so you can tell
the Angel in charge of him to deal with him
well. He has come back now to tell us that
he never made that promise! Haaaa, a
statement he made publicly has been denied
publicly. My grand mum who voted for him
due to my convincing her now sees me as a
liar, for staking my honor on that
pathological liar.
I’m not done yet. He dribbled us with words
on how he will go to exile if he does not
build a second Niger bridge before the end
of his tenure. Thou art in heaven and can
see all things; but you will agree with me
that not one tipper of sand has been brought
to any sight for the bridge, yet he doesn’t
want to go on exile, instead he and his
shepopotmus wife have built hotels in
Abuja, Port Harcourt and Bayelsa. Does it
look like he is going to exile himself after
such promise? Help us to exile him.
Just this week, the shoeless and clueless
man from the tribe of Otuoke sacked some
thiefing ministers, chief of whom is Godsdey
Orubebe and his female version, Stella
Oduah, who merely misappropriated money
for BMW, and inflated their prices, yet he
left the kingpin in government. For Christ
sake, what is Alison Madueke still doing
there as the Minster of Petroleum, when
under her watch, she and her boyfriend
‘stole’ $20 billion. I just hope father you
can understand what I mean when I say the
man you gave us as a president is the
burden we need to cast away. The way the
money is called makes it seem like the
normal N20 bribe given to police during
stop and search, very weightless and
simplified. Oh Jerusalem; that is the sum of
money which if pumped into the dead
health sector and the completely buried
power sector can resurrect them back from
the dead, which an individual and his
cronies boldly stole and no head has rolled.
How did we get into this mess that a
woman has become our de facto president,
calling the shots, while the President sits
tight and urge her own, all because of his
2015 ambition? God, I don’t think I need up
to a 40 days fasting for you to take such
men out of Nigeria, we don’t deserve this
injustice, except you mean to tell us to wait
on the biblical principles that states,
‘weeping may endure for a night but joy
cometh in the morning’, seriously Nigerians
can’t hang on to that theory as it currently
stand, as most will die before the morning
will come. Beside we have endured this
weeping for nights and there seems to be no
hope in sight, except you carry out what
you did on the Assyrian soldiers on them,
afterall you said you will kill people for our
sake.
We can no longer predict the President’s
move any longer as he has mastered the
Machiavellian theory of power and
surprise. How he sacks people these days
without anyone having an inkling of it is
commendable, but he has not sacrifice the
main object for Nigerians, by letting go off
his dearest fantasy. A million Stella Oduah
is equal to one Alison Madueke, who is the
ATM of the President. When will he let her
go? Ehen Father, have I told you about the
other man who is not a Professor, but calls
himself Prof? He is the Minister of death,
sorry health, Onyebuchi Chukwu; a man
who has sacrificed Nigerians lives on the
altar of ego and satisfying a section of the
medical profession. The man do not deserve
to be in office any longer, following the
incessant strike that has seen many
Nigerians died due to his politicking of the
health system. He is one of the many sins of
Jonathan who for unknown reasons have
kept him in the cabinet. It won’t be a crime
on the part of heaven if he was exchanged
for all those who passed away during the
JOHESU/NMA strike. As usual I know you
are faithful to demote kings and lift the
humble.
Yes, dear God, do you know as I was about
completing my complaint, one political thug
name came to my mind? Thug Nyesom
Wike, that house boy to Mama Peace is
another mistake of the clueless man
Presidency. His work is in Abuja, but he has
turned Rivers State to his office, where he
ferments trouble and run back to Abuja to
fan the embers. You won’t believe it that
the clown is gunning to rule Rivers State.
Can I ask a question father? When you
created Nigeria, did you swear for us that
only thieves and thugs will lead us? That is
what it seems, judging from the scenario in
Rivers State. While Polytechnics are still on
strike, the Aso Rock boy boy is busy looking
for Senators to shoot with rubber bullets.
With the $20 billion already in the coffers
of the man you gave us as President, there
is no stopping him from winning the
Presidency come 2015, but will you allow
one man to torment the millions of people?
Will you allow a people who are called by
your name to suffer another four years of
drought and famine? Certainly no, and this
is where you have to arise and let your
enemies be scattered and blow their shame
and disgrace to the wind.
There are some few men I have also have in
my report booklet, who are his Ahitophel.
These men are among those giving him bad
advice and the latest strategies which he
has employed after looting our treasury. Do
you know that his Minister for Mis-
Information, Labaran Maku, his Vuvuzuela,
Reuben Abati and his attack dogs, Doyin
Okupe are worse than the men of Sodom
and Gomorrah? These are his Ahitophels
who drums into his ears that his anti
people policies are benefitting us when
actually they are meant to benefit just a few
of them. If these men come to meet you in
heaven at your will, Nigerians will be
forever more religious than we are now, as
they will know that truly you answer
prayer. Oh Lord, turn every advice of those
Ahitophels to foolishness and confound
them in their intelligence.
Aha, I almost forgot to report the Chief thug
of them all who threatens that the nation
you created with your hands will go in
flames if Mr Jonathan who parades the
Azikiwe appellation to deceive gullible
Nigerians is not returned. I mean thug Asari
Dokubo; that militant, whose only known
history was to carry arms against the state,
while enriching himself. Imagine the other
day; he walked into the State Security
Service (SSS) office and still had the guts to
carry with him his mat and toiletries. If
this was not a country where selective
justice is highly practiced, wouldn’t they
have taken the mat from him at the gate
and if possible start to brutalise him, detain
him and make him sleep on the bare cold
floor? My father, my father, we believe
nothing is impossible for you to do
concerning this thug. Please use his case as
an example to all nations and prove your
greatness in our land.
You know I like complaints and when I talk
to you; I never talk straight as I jump from
one to the other and this report is not
different, but I’m very sure that you will
treat all these cases with the urgency it
deserves. Oh God, use this $20 billion NNPC
stolen money by Jonathan to disgrace him
and his allies, By failing seriously to
confront the most predicable economic
crisis in our nation’s history, the
President’s policies are committing us and
our children to a diminished future. (Paul
Ryan). Let your will be done!
These little things matter…

The earlier you get used to having Gej as your president the better for your health. Save your epistles for 2019 bro.

@ OP common sense u no get mtewwwwww

Ops,
Too long ooooooo. But,i say a big AMEN

erunz:
@ OP common sense u no get mtewwwwww

u wey get sense, share some of it with us

Your prayer should be that God will take away the people responsibly for ruining Nigeria. GEJ is not Nigeria's problem

@OP,

If you like write longest epistle in the world, all we know is GEJ till 2019 and Fresh Air continue.

Amen!

Absolute nonsense.
It seems the OP was born yesterday.
You've not started your self-imposed economic exile yet.

Absolute nonsense.
It seems the OP was born yesterday.
You've not started your self-imposed economic exile yet.
Anybody that stops you from going into exile is a fool.

What of Obj Ibb Danjunma Gowon Tinubu etc


Guy your prayer no pass your rooftop

GEJ, the terrorist sponsor... Bringbackourmoney from S.A.

Those arrested in the aircraft should be handed over to ICC and they should name their main sponsor... The man below.

Once upon a time Sani Abacha was adopted by all the political parties in Nigeria, the God of Nigeria intervened.

No in 2014, Jonathan is buy his way to monopoly, forgeting that the God of Nigeria never sleep nor slumber.

"Those that disregard History, end up repeating it". The God of Nigeria is watching in 3D

OsunOriginal:
GEJ, the terrorist sponsor... Bringbackourmoney from S.A.

Those arrested in the aircraft should be handed over to ICC and they should name their main sponsor... The man below.

dude, what's your beef with GEJ? what did GEJ ever do to you?

For me, I got employed during GEJ time, ma friends started their business during his time due to stable power etc. I have every reason to be grateful to GEJ

@ Topic:

Amen ....only those who really don't love this country would not follow suit.

some fools be like, he is from my tribe n religion so I must support him. continue living in penury as for me I am a foreigner so am not sharing ur darkness and poverty with u

egift:
Once upon a time Sani Abacha was adopted by all the political parties in Nigeria, the God of Nigeria intervened.

No in 2014, Jonathan is buy his way to monopoly, forgeting that the God of Nigeria never sleep nor slumber.

"Those that disregard History, end up repeating it". The God of Nigeria is watching in 3D

That should be told to your paymasters. You are such a pathetic HYPOCRITE

* Perhaps you are IGNORANT of the fact that Thief'nubu's former SOLE proprietor party, the Action Congress, AC nominated his bosom friend, Athief'ku as its presidential candidate after OBJoke forced him out of PDP.
Can you tell us those who contested against Athief'ku in the primaries

** Maybe you are also IGNORANT of the fact that the same Athief'ku went back to his vomit in PDP and was endorsed as the ONLY candidate for the North in 2011 against Jonathan in the party's primary

*** Do you know the other candidates who contested CPC presidential primaries against the former military DICTATOR, General Muhammadu Buhari in 2011 after he was kicked out of ANPP/APP by the young northern politicians who no longer had space for the old soldier after two FAILED presidential bids
That was after hurriedly forming CPC with the money of the son of his former PTDF employer, the late Goggled One






for which he promptly granted him the party's governorship ticket


Like the proverbial saying- When you point one accusing finger at a person, the four other fingers are pointing at you- anything you accuse Jonathan of doing, the idols you are promoting here as an alternative have done four times WORSE or even more

I will advise you to STOP taking us for clueless MUMUs when the reality is that you are too clueless to realize that the joke is on you.

oh Lord make the OP know that GEJ is only human and the infallibility of man is a mystery. Amen.

take him away Baba God

Jonathan's presidency stinks of mediocrity and blatant corruption

God shall strengthen in Jesus name.
The God of justice, equality, fair play, and love shall be with GEJ in the face of this nefarious opposition who don't know how to campaign, but to go personal, cowardly, and lie against GEJ every step of the way.
God knows that since Othman dan fodio, Afonja, and the racist Sarduana of Sokoto, Nigerians have never experienced such freedom of expression as they do now under GEJ.
Even Buhari would have had this nasty poster clamped in jail if he had been in power, but not GEJ(main God bless him abundantly).
Poster and other opposition people don't know that letting them run around saying things that are false is part of self expression and GEJ is not going to stop them as a true democrat: though they abuse this privilege one too many times.

My pastor says "if you believe it, make that amen sound like thunder".

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmeeeeennnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

Lets always pray for Nigeria and wish it well.
Jonathan is not the problem. Yes, he may not have done well in certain policies and actions but he is trying his best.
Just my opinion

I love people who reason good.

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God please take away APC with all the propagandist and liars surrounding them.