my country ppl expecially those living in lagos dont tell me you haven't came across this kind of ppl.....

1. THE OROBO'S(FAT PPL):- this kind ppl, wen u seat near them, pls just change sit because u wont enjoy ur journey and this kind of ppl r meant to pay for two seat but dey will refuse and dey will still be pushing you with there big yarsh. my guy just change seat.


2. THE LIARS:- Yes u will alws meet them, this kind of ppl be like, hello bros I dey Abuja ryt now while the bus is heading to ikeja lagos .if you are new to this kind of ppl, my dear dont bother yourself, u are in the right bus with ppl with different agendas.


3. NEWSPAPER BORROWER: - "bros, na today paper be this?" just reply dem " no, na last week paper. all there aim is to read the paper with u and the worst part of it is, dey wont allow u turn over like say na their money u use buy the paper. just tell them " oga park well "


4. MR$MRS FAMOUS :- Hahahaha.... if u make trouble with dis kind of ppl in the bus, u go dey hear ' do u knw who I am? ' I will show u.(they will start making fake phone calls) abeg make I hear word joor, no b u be mama chiamaka wey dy sell akara and agidi for my friend street? .


5. WORKMAN:- chai if u r seating next to dis kind of ppl eh just be sure u are not putting on white because all this mechanic wey there cloth don black finish will seat next to u and will still b gumming body with u not minding wat u r putting on. just pray he is not the type with mouth odour and body odour, if he is, my dear just visit your doctor as soon as possible.


6. SLEEPERS:- have u ever been in a bus and smbdy sitting next to u we just lie his or head on ur shoulder like say na u carry am come lagos. u kw wat? just pray to ur God he/she is nt the type that pour saliva wen sleeping but if they are, just visit ur dry cleaner as fast as u can.


7. THE FRUSTRATED := this group of ppl we remain silent with boned face without a single smile and u will start wondering if u don enta one chance .my dear u are in the safe bus with the ppl with bigger problems or u want to tell me you dont knw wer dis nation is heading to? .

tired typing jare. to be continued.
add yours if u can remember more

True

Wat of dose tryin 2pick pocket , nd d so called big girls lappin each other

Mehn you don tey for this bus entering business o . All na true

People at the back who won't want to shift for you to the last part of the seat and they will get down at the last bus stop

Boys who scope girls from behind when their panties are showing

people that farts in bus then bone face as if nothing happened...... e.g me

kulkatty:
People at the back who won't want to shift for you to the last part of the seat and they will get down at the last bus stop

Boys who scope girls from behind when their panties are showing

lolz seems like u had caught a guy doing such to u in d bus. share me ur experience ooo

olu77:
Mehn you don tey for this bus entering business o . All na true

as we knw get private car nko o, na to enta molue or danfo na

kulkatty:
People at the back who won't want to shift for you to the last part of the seat and they will get down at the last bus stop

Boys who scope girls from behind when their panties are showing

Haha . Have you fallen as a victim@bolded?

agarawu23:
lolz seems like u had caught a guy doing such to u in d bus. share me ur experience ooo

Lol nah o

uchihahinata:

Haha . Have you fallen as a victim@bolded?

Nope o.
It's one girl like that. I was at here back. She wore color........G-string. Her trousers were really down with all d stuff showing.
It was too bad to the extend that an old man who was drinking water poured some ......you know where he poured it
The girl got vexed and they started insulting each other

24in7:
Wat of dose tryin 2pick pocket , nd d so called big girls lappin each other

yes u get am.
let me add some.

THE JJC(jonny just come):- under this category, its divided into two. Firstly, the jjc who dont knw wer he is heading to and will keep reminding the conductor his/her destination. Second jjc. he or she dont knw wer dey r heading to and will sleep like dey r in there fathers parlor. so wen dey woke up, u go dey here conductor na orile I go come down o but ppl will start laffing u don pass ur bustop o. the guyman go collapse.

THE POOR NIGGAS: - dey dont have money but will keep telling the bus conductor to be patient a little but at d end of the journey, dey will start fighting with the bus driver and conductor. these kind of ppl are alws in suit and u will think dey r kinda rich but shishi no dey there pocket.

kulkatty:

Lol nah o

Nope o.
It's one girl like that. I was at here back. She wore color........G-string. Her trousers were really down with all d stuff was showing.
It was too bad to the extend that an old man who was drinking water poured some ......you know where he poured it
The girl got vexed and they started insulting each other

but wait o, u gals purposely do dat stuff? that's part of wat am missing in Nigeria. free show without pay and dats y I like to enta public buses