ayusco85:
11. the SUG political touts. these set of students can stop all they are doing and help a friend campaign for a political office in school, even if they have a test the following day

12. the party freaks... these include boys and girls, their ears cant hear of party without attending even if they are not invited

13. the church goers. these set attend church programmes as if they are missionaries church on sunday, monday, tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday.

14. Last but not the list........... THE SHOT-PUT generals . found mostly in girls hostel. they shitt inside nylon and fling it over their windows or over the fence

nò 14 so on point. .Hall II, Uniben

lol
the boasters.. they say ma dad sends me 20 thousands in 2weeks..but at the end of d day if u soak ur small garri no give them .e go turn quarrel


the survivals:: they go hungry for the full semester just to buy one phone so that they can show off with friends..we know them

just came to read comments

Ephramed:
You forget one THE INVISIBLE ONES:you hardly see them in the room sometimes you wonder why they pay accomodation fee,cos na another person dey enjoy the space.

Noisy room:this room they hardly sleeps you Will always hear them arguing morning till night.

your head dey dere.....

The gamblers, smokers inside toilet and those that use to sell all kinds of drink

Hilarious buh tru

...Its a universal world...however,I remember my undergraduate days...

Malawian:
what about the ones that will choose a very hot afternoon to start cooking beans inside the room?

Omor doz guys Ehn...

tsleazy:
the BOXERS crew: dem go dey walk around hostel with their faded and tear tear boxers (Hall IV-Uniben)

very short boxers oo..den dey will come like dat to Hall 5 Tap to chance us...smelling hall 4 boys

what of the i am rich ones. my house ia big.my father has range rover aupercharged bl bla bla but all u can see is brokeness

winningbt:
And for some hostels that are not owned by the school which you find in institutions like Lautech,oOU etc
The smokers~they smoke and every other people in the hostel turns to smokers directly or indirectly
The Friday night~this ones can never skip a party on friday even if they have exams 8am saturday morning
The scouters~you only know one person to rent the room just month later you get to see like 30people in the room claiming ownership
The DJ's~this ones can play music with there home theatre that you hardly get to hear yourself when you talk
The couples life~they become boyfriend and girlfriend in a day the next minute you see them leaving together has couples yet they might breakup so soon
I can continue till toommorrow abeg make I stop

Come and see grammar! These days Seun needs a grammar checker to help us from incessant eyesore posts.

Hahaha Akindeko hall in futa get all this category and even more

Fit2Rule:

11. The jobless dumb ar$e$: these ones create very dumb and useless topics, e.g. the OP. I wonder how some topics make front page. Can the mods tell me one benefit of this post? #walks outta thread and takes a cold shower to mellow my anger#

Nah your palle get Nairaland??.. Nah you get front page?.. If no is your answer to this questions, keep shut and keep shut forever.

Staying in school hostel for at least one year will really help you later in life. It's a very interesting experience.

trustedward:
nò 14 so on point. .Hall II, Uniben

Looooooool..As if hall 3 and hall4 boys dnt shot put

Op, you forgot the politicians. I remember those days in school,while I'm cooking, all of them will surround me and discussing national and international politics. Once food is ready, they all go and spoons and make sure the food is exhausted.

When I was in year one,I was lucky my bunky was the cook,I ate the life of my head

ibrews:
What abt the serious peeps that intimidates u with reading from morning till night or going 2 library everyday and u will start wondering if u are serious or not!

they are called mobile library

MarthaK:
No 4... Mehn! I suffered from those guys... As I dey drop pot from fire, them dey land my room. They walk around with spoons in their pockets

This was exaclty my thought

All diz thread abt skul life.. We wey no go skul nko. Mk we go die ni?

The common roomers: these ones re always in common room watching Home videos, wrestling, rematch of football matches like their G.P depends on .It.they wateh anything watchable even up to F1 (formula 1) till 12am ..seriously it's only the wrath of hostel potters dat can half dier mission which of course I don't know...

No doubt I belong to the debaters group. where I stay in school we can debate from 7pm to 2am

omg... ion know any of these things because i schooled in France

missdebs:
The debaters: they can argue on any topic from football to sex to d existence of God and even stupid topics as 'which garri beta pass,ijebu or ibo garri'. If u hv these as rummates,get ready to loose ur sleep to the incessant arguements

Gosh.....dem plenty for where I stay. chaiii....me sef I no dey carry last.

mrlaw93:
All diz thread abt skul life.. We wey no go skul nko. Mk we go die ni?

lol...na to go die ooo

missdebs:
The debaters: they can argue on any topic from football to sex to d existence of God and even stupid topics as 'which garri beta pass,ijebu or ibo garri'. If u hv these as rummates,get ready to loose ur sleep to the incessant arguements

Infact, this suppose to be number 1. lolz

You forgot to add 'The Obtainers'. Those bleeping mofos who were recognised strongmen(cultists) would prowl from room to room seeking freshers to obtain money and food from. And na by fire by force you must find something to give them else your own don finish for the hostel.

Them obtain me for my fresher years twice. I no go lie. I learned to dodge them right after that cos i timed when they usually come.


If any of you never experienced this in your school, then you must either have attended a buttie/private school or you're part of the indomie generation.

I go analyze the ones on that list later and share a few of my experiences when i finish cooking. I dey come.

missdebs:
The debaters: they can argue on any topic from football to sex to d existence of God and even stupid topics as 'which garri beta pass,ijebu or ibo garri'. If u hv these as rummates,get ready to loose ur sleep to the incessant arguements

no be lie ooo, na true talk

My room mate back then at school can borrow clothes and shoes n wount even return them back to d owners .
Ther was a day he wore my new canvas which I avent worn to lectures cos we were in d same dept n level wen I saw it on him at class I felt lyk giving him a dirty slap.the most annoying tin was that the day I wore the canvas to classes my friend startd asking me that is not not godspower shoes its gud on me. Gosh I was embarrassed. I felt lyk on my own tin

tsleazy:
the BOXERS crew: dem go dey walk around hostel with their faded and tear tear boxers (Hall IV-Uniben)

Lmao

How can u guys forget the MACHO MEN.. Those that intimidate with their chest and six packs always lifting those heavy irons and walk around shirtless

the comedians;D_____if your lodge doesn't have one comedian,you are missing out...come and borrow from mine
these guys know how to crack my ribs open,they are good at insults that would make you even laugh at yourself......

when a babe visits you they must make sure they disgrace you in front of her
they keep it fun 100percent