Bukatto:


kind of, but it is funny though..

yes

Jbluv55:

lmao

Jbluv55:

Mine is went well too ma'am. Rain falling here @ my side .

So what do you have for the boys and girls?

Offer them roast beef & drinks.Bill on me.

dre11:



That's was great.......
Apart from the general English lang.....
Which other lang do u speak or u do understand...

I speak Swahili & Kikuyu fluently.I also understand pidgin atleast the basics though I don't like speaking because am not fluent & I don't wonna murder the language.

Jbluv55:

Haaaaa!!!! The drink I served you was unopened when I served you ma'am. I believe it was Chief Dre11 that assisted you in opening it and so there's a possibility that....*clears throat*......


And that somebody that gave the advice was replied that we don't do such here ma'am . Maybe the person sitting close to you ynyt took that advice?

I remember,the drink was unopened when you served me. It was Dre 11 that helped me to open it. I thought as much that you can't do such a thing, because I also overheard you that day telling the person you don't do such. But..........Dre11,*sighs*










*I just have to be more careful with him.
No wonder he was so quick to kiss and tell*.

Jbluv55:

E Seun o. The wedding will be soon o and yes you will be in charge of the aso ebi .

You are welcome. Okay o. ema je kope mo. Thanks for the honour.

dre11:


U behave like that because that is what is eating u up inside and u decide to make it known yesterday

Don't blame anybody or any things ...
.blame ur feelings
Blame ur heart
Blame the happiness in u that that made u spill a lot





Fixed it

dre11:



Do ask babe2sure
She will tell u because she is the one that bought the last one I did use

dre11:


Guy man forget all this thing....
After the weekend parole with the queen of mah writtings irishkez....

I decide to move on and I only have those two ladies as mah ideal lady now.....
Babe2sure and ivansprings

Don't mention my name there. I am not among them.

Jbluv55:

water sir?

Right away .

*serves him*



Hope allizwell sire?

Bluv all is not well.

God Lager has turned out to be the bane of my happiness.

My marriage just went down the pits just cos of words uttered in a drunk state.

Believe it or not, I'm now a big fan of H20

Jbluv55:

And who put him in this state? IrishKez?

i'm trynna figure out.
Gudmorning!

Jbluv55:

A ki ri ewu l'osan noni o . O to Jo meta

*serves her*



*whispers to her*....Shey Awon boys sha n toju e?

Won gbiyanju ooo,ose

Karoo.

Jbluv55:

Its a picture but a gif. its like a 5sec movie

yea




Good morning

Jbluv55:

Fine my Broda o.

Ehen, I dey listen to your explanation about your nick the other day, do you mean to say Neighy is actually a name?

Yea... There is this Egyptian player called Mohammed Neighy

Good Morning People

Caseless:
a beautiful apple shld b eaten and not left in d basket. U are green? I like that. Jst checked ur profile to check, i'm convinced of ur outlined features.
U even have a thread asking to b taught hausa. Look no further.

ROFL, not my own apple cos I was not plucked, I can't be bought, I was made.


the Hausa thread? that has gone a long away and I got me a good teacher, so, thanks

SpcAgtOko:


You were meant to be together.

Nairalands newest couple

trouble maker caseless and AfricanApple

ma'am, I'm I seeing or sensing matchmaking here?

Jbluv55:

Cool

I slept o after you people scattered our class with loff loff

u slept? u must have dreamt of special agent, hope your boxers did not wet too much wen u woke up

I will try to rehabilitate that class.

good morning

Jbluv55:

Hmmmm.....

*serves her *

[img]http://themanwhoatesouthjersey.files./2012/03/fes-goblet-bottle-hires.png[/img]

*whispers to her*....

Thanks for the drink jb, I'm not related to anyone. I just like the combo.

***Wakes up in maternity ward*** Jesus! How long have I been out, what happened who? why? how? Jbluv55 a can of Heineken to refresh my memory

KingTom:
***Wakes up in maternity ward*** Jesus! How long have I been out, what happened who? why? how? Jbluv55 a can of Heineken to refresh my memory

Ayam confused does a bar open in d morning

Jbluv55:

Good to know .

So does it mean you also have strongheadv

Good morning!

Situations determines

rozzay:

Ayam confused does a bar open in d morning

Actyoooly ma'am, its a Relaxation Center which comprises of both an eatery and a bar amidst others . You could also request for coffee sef . So feel free to stroll in any time

Moreso, its a holiday .

Jbluv55:

Actyoooly ma'am, its a Relaxation Center which comprises of both an eatery and a bar amidst others . You could also request for coffee sef . So feel free to stroll in any time

Moreso, its a holiday .

Hmmm ok sir morning tho am not in a good mood sha

rozzay:

Hmmm ok sir morning tho am not in a good mood sha

Hmm wats wrong

xp17:
God just saved my a*ss few minutes ago. I got pulled over by a cop for stopping in the middle of an interception, no ticket issued though. I was actually trying to run a yellow light that was already red, on sighting the cop on the adjacent side of the road from me, I had a repented mind and the only option was to slam on my brake which wasn't good enough to get the cop eyes of my as's . I thought the cop was going to run his red and blue light on me immediately, instead the guy kept his cool. within me , it was a sweet ordeal, and I was thinking he was going to ignore or maybe he wasn't paying his attention to me. in the middle of contemplating, the guy just made a turn behind me, I saw the dude from my rear mirror running my license plate. oboy, I begin dey drive like who get seizure.lol .
he finally pulled me over (my mind be say , yawa don gas).

the cop walked up to me, after introducing himself
cop: do you know why you are being pulled ove?
me: i don't know (been denying since 280AD) .
after the blah blah blah,
cop: are you with gun?
me: no
cop: can I see your ID and registration
me: hope you don't mind me removing my hands from the steering to bring them out?
cop: go ahead
me: here
cop: have you been drinking?
me: not today
cop: have you been ticketed before?
me : ehem, ehem, yes, just ones
cop: for what?
me : speeding, but I had an attorney reduce it to a none moving violation.
cop: wait for few minutes let me run your ID and registration.
me: okay.
after 5mins the cop came back.
cop: I don't feel like citing you today.
me: appreciated
me: what if had forced myself throw the yellow red light ?
cop: it would have been a story
me: I know... anyways thanks.
cop: be safe.

I was actually on my way to save a ho mission. after the incident, I was contemplating either to finish my quest or go back home, I chose the former.i zoomed into the freeway (15, heading north) , as I was existing, I could not see clearly, as the street lights were of, then I decided to make a left turn. mistakenly, i ended up making a turn onto the upcoming traffic. as I looked forward, I saw 10's of car headlights facing me, I don't know how I managed to drive across the road divider to my main lane. thank God no cop was around, otherwise, I would have been incarcerated by now for reckless driving.

I had no choice than to go back home to save myself and lose the quest to save the ho mission. it could worse, but thank God I'm home to fight another day.



jbluv55 or SpcAgtOko, Abeg I need chilled harp-iness lager for this thanksgiving.

Hahahaha . Its a real testimony that requires thanksgiving sir

neighy:
Hmm wats wrong

Hmmm I donno if I shuld say it here, my fada in law passed on dis morn, nd am not dere to hold my baby*sad*

rozzay:

Hmmm I donno if I shuld say it here, my fada in law passed on dis morn, nd am not dere to hold my baby*sad*

aww #MHSRIP...
EeYa how far are you guys from EacHoda??

rozzay:

Hmmm ok sir morning tho am not in a good mood sha

Cheer up ma'am . Nothing is ever the way it seems. We all have one or two things to worry about once in a while, but such worries usually always end up becoming a forgotten past sooner or later and you may even laugh @ yourself later on for being so worried .


If you feel like sharing, I'm all ears tho'

*plays "Happy" by Pharell Williams and "Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bob McFerrin *


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

IrishKez:


Good morning!

Situations determines

Hmmm......are you by any chance a philosopher?

Jbluv55:

Cheer up ma'am . Nothing is ever the way it seems. We all have one or two things to worry about once in a while, but such worries usually always end up becoming a forgotten past sooner or later and you may even laugh @ yourself later on for being so worried .


If you feel like sharing, I'm all ears tho'

*plays "Happy" by Pharell Williams and "Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bob McFerrin *


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

Thank u sir, lost my fada in law, ayam sad