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Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by SpcAgtOko: 2:17am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Lorlaahlozz: 3:03am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Jbluv55:lmao |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Beey(f): 3:35am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Jbluv55:Offer them roast beef & drinks.Bill on me. |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Beey(f): 3:38am On Oct 07, 2014 |
dre11:I speak Swahili & Kikuyu fluently.I also understand pidgin atleast the basics though I don't like speaking because am not fluent & I don't wonna murder the language. |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Babe2sure(f): 4:27am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Jbluv55: I remember,the drink was unopened when you served me. It was Dre 11 that helped me to open it. I thought as much that you can't do such a thing, because I also overheard you that day telling the person you don't do such. But..........Dre11,*sighs* *I just have to be more careful with him. No wonder he was so quick to kiss and tell*. |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Babe2sure(f): 4:33am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Jbluv55: You are welcome. Okay o. ema je kope mo. Thanks for the honour. ![]() |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Babe2sure(f): 4:56am On Oct 07, 2014 |
dre11: ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Babe2sure(f): 5:03am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Babe2sure(f): 5:05am On Oct 07, 2014 |
dre11: Don't mention my name there. I am not among them. ![]() |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 6:19am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Jbluv55: Bluv all is not well. God Lager has turned out to be the bane of my happiness. My marriage just went down the pits just cos of words uttered in a drunk state. Believe it or not, I'm now a big fan of H20 ![]() |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Caseless: 6:57am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Jbluv55:i'm trynna figure out. Gudmorning! |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Missmossy(f): 7:20am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Jbluv55:Won gbiyanju ooo,ose ![]() Karoo. |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 7:38am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by neighy(m): 7:49am On Oct 07, 2014 |
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Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by neighy(m): 7:51am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Good Morning People |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by AfricanApple(f): 8:12am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Caseless:ROFL, not my own apple cos I was not plucked, I can't be bought, I was made. the Hausa thread? that has gone a long away and I got me a good teacher, so, thanks |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by AfricanApple(f): 8:14am On Oct 07, 2014 |
SpcAgtOko:ma'am, I'm I seeing or sensing matchmaking here? |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by AfricanApple(f): 8:18am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Jbluv55:u slept? u must have dreamt of special agent, hope your boxers did not wet too much wen u woke up I will try to rehabilitate that class. good morning |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 8:28am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Jbluv55: Thanks for the drink jb, I'm not related to anyone. I just like the combo. |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 8:30am On Oct 07, 2014 |
***Wakes up in maternity ward*** Jesus! How long have I been out, what happened who? why? how? Jbluv55 a can of Heineken to refresh my memory ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 9:00am On Oct 07, 2014 |
God just saved my a*ss few minutes ago. I got pulled over by a cop for stopping in the middle of an interception, no ticket issued though. I was actually trying to run a yellow light that was already red, on sighting the cop on the adjacent side of the road from me, I had a repented mind and the only option was to slam on my brake which wasn't good enough to get the cop eyes of my as's . I thought the cop was going to run his red and blue light on me immediately, instead the guy kept his cool. within me , it was a sweet ordeal, and I was thinking he was going to ignore or maybe he wasn't paying his attention to me. in the middle of contemplating, the guy just made a turn behind me, I saw the dude from my rear mirror running my license plate. oboy, I begin dey drive like who get seizure.lol ![]() he finally pulled me over (my mind be say , yawa don gas). the cop walked up to me, after introducing himself cop: do you know why you are being pulled ove? me: i don't know (been denying since 280AD) . after the blah blah blah, cop: are you with gun? me: no cop: can I see your ID and registration me: hope you don't mind me removing my hands from the steering to bring them out? cop: go ahead me: here cop: have you been drinking? me: not today cop: have you been ticketed before? me : ehem, ehem, yes, just ones cop: for what? me : speeding, but I had an attorney reduce it to a none moving violation. cop: wait for few minutes let me run your ID and registration. me: okay. after 5mins the cop came back. cop: I don't feel like citing you today. me: appreciated me: what if had forced myself throw the yellow red light ? cop: it would have been a story me: I know... anyways thanks. cop: be safe. I was actually on my way to save a ho mission. after the incident, I was contemplating either to finish my quest or go back home, I chose the former.i zoomed into the freeway (15, heading north) , as I was existing, I could not see clearly, as the street lights were off , then I decided to make a left turn. mistakenly, i ended up making a turn onto the upcoming traffic. as I looked forward, I saw 10's of cars headlights facing me, I don't know how I managed to drive across the road divider to my main lane. thank God no cop was around, otherwise, I would have been incarcerated by now for reckless driving. I had no choice than to go back home to save myself and lose the quest to save the ho mission. it could be worse, but thank God I'm home to fight another day. jbluv55 or SpcAgtOko, Abeg I need chilled harp-iness lager for this thanksgiving. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 9:56am On Oct 07, 2014 |
KingTom:Ayam confused does a bar open in d morning |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 10:11am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(m): 10:29am On Oct 07, 2014 |
rozzay:Actyoooly ma'am, its a Relaxation Center which comprises of both an eatery and a bar amidst others ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moreso, its a holiday ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 10:31am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Jbluv55:Hmmm ok sir morning tho am not in a good mood sha |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by neighy(m): 10:34am On Oct 07, 2014 |
rozzay:Hmm wats wrong |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(m): 10:36am On Oct 07, 2014 |
xp17:Hahahaha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 10:37am On Oct 07, 2014 |
neighy:Hmmm I donno if I shuld say it here, my fada in law passed on dis morn, nd am not dere to hold my baby*sad* |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by neighy(m): 10:46am On Oct 07, 2014 |
rozzay:aww #MHSRIP... EeYa how far are you guys from EacHoda?? |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(m): 10:50am On Oct 07, 2014 |
rozzay:Cheer up ma'am ![]() ![]() If you feel like sharing, I'm all ears tho' ![]() *plays "Happy" by Pharell Williams and "Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bob McFerrin ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(m): 10:54am On Oct 07, 2014 |
IrishKez:Hmmm......are you by any chance a philosopher? ![]() |
Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Nobody: 11:01am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Jbluv55:Thank u sir, lost my fada in law, ayam sad |
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