KingTom:
***Wakes up in maternity ward*** Jesus! How long have I been out, what happened who? why? how? Jbluv55 a can of Heineken to refresh my memory

Baba o! Kabiyesi o!! . Morning and welcome back from maternity ward

*serves him*

rozzay:

Thank u sir, lost my fada in law, ayam sad

Aaawww!!! Pele! Were you very close to him?

DumeloDumelo:


Thanks for the drink jb, I'm not related to anyone. I just like the combo.

Interesting! Its just the way she also loves the combo .

Anyway, you are welcome once again . Mind if I ask you a question?

Jbluv55:

Hmmm......are you by any chance a philosopher?

Let's say sometimes I give a thought to questions before responding to them.
Does that make me a philosopher?

I have a request though

AfricanApple:
u slept? u must have dreamt of special agent, hope your boxers did not wet too much wen u woke up

I will try to rehabilitate that class.

good morning

Haha . Badt gal . I don't have wet dreams o .

About the class, you contributed to derailing it and which is why I left without any further comments. I abhor derailment with a passion because I know it usually ends up in insults and flaring tempers.

You as the OP is supposed to press the report button when you see such derailment because a thread loses its value once derailing is allowed @ all .

IrishKez:


Let's say sometimes I give a thought to questions before responding to them.
Does that make me a philosopher?

I have a request though

Haha . Maybe, maybe not but it does make you a unique lady. Most ladies act impulsively and usually end up regretting such actions. I like thinkers .

As to the request, I hope its one that won't get you hurt if I gave a non-affirmative response?

Agent zyzxx?

Welcome bro . Tis been a while o.

*guides him to a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I serve you sire?

Lorlaahlozz:
lmao

Shey a n ja ni?

Beey:
Offer them roast beef & drinks.Bill on me.

Hehehehe . Its ok ma'am . Hope you're doing good?

Another holiday today

Beey:
I speak Swahili & Kikuyu fluently.I also understand pidgin atleast the basics though I don't like speaking because am not fluent & I don't wonna murder the language.

Is that your mother tongue?

*sights Misshoree @ the entrance, approaches her *

Welcome to our Relaxation Center ma'am .

*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I offer you dear?

Jbluv55:

Haha . Maybe, maybe not but it does make you a unique lady. Most ladies act impulsively and usually end up regretting such actions. I like thinkers .

As to the request, I hope its one that won't get you hurt if I gave a non-affirmative response?

It's not exclusive with ladies. My course rep acts impulsively...

I've decided against it seeing that you've already put up a defensive front.
It says a lot

Jbluv55:
Agent zyzxx?

Welcome bro . Tis been a while o.

*guides him to a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I serve you sire?

thanks jbluv55. Thank u so much .
I've look for this trend for a long time .after d tsunami . am Apy to find my way back here today
I miss every 1 sir
I will like a red wine to celebrate my way back here.

Babe2sure:


I remember,the drink was unopened when you served me. It was Dre 11 that helped me to open it. I thought as much that you can't do such a thing, because I also overheard you that day telling the person you don't do such. But..........Dre11,*sighs*




*I just have to be more careful with him.
No wonder he was so quick to kiss and tell*.

Hehehe . Are you saying it was just kisses you obliged him?

Lorlaahlozz:
Thought ola explained to u ni

stop calling my name ontop lie na

IrishKez:


It's not exclusive with ladies. My course rep acts impulsively...

I've decided against it seeing that you've already put up a defensive front.
It says a lot

I infer that your course rep must be a guy, yes? If so, then yes its true that even guys can be that way but from experience its more of a trait for ladies. Even the few that seem to think before they act didn't just find themselves that way, they made themselves that way - usually after a couple of bad experiences .

That said, my statement was only a precautionary measure just in case you were actyoooly going to have my head for breakfast . Oya go ahead and make your request .

missyhorlah:
stop calling my name ontop lie na

Oladearie bawo ni? Tis bin a while o. HowizSkul?

Jbluv55:

Haha . Badt gal . I don't have wet dreams o .

About the class, you contributed to derailing it and which is why I left without any further comments. I abhor derailment with a passion because I know it usually ends up in insults and flaring tempers.

You as the OP is supposed to press the report button when you see such derailment because a thread loses its value once derailing is allowed @ all .

I never thought of it dat way o, I just felt there should be fun amid d seriousness.
but I'm going there right now to do smtin abt it

Jbluv55:

Oladearie bawo ni? Tis bin a while o. HowizSkul?

skul just dey...its kinda eating me up

Longest tym,how u doing?

Jbluv55:

I'm still waiting ma'am

Any non alcoholic wine will do, thanks.

Jbluv55:

I infer that your course rep must be a guy, yes? If so, then yes its true that even guys can be that way but from experience its more of a trait for ladies. Even the few that seem to think before they act didn't just find themselves that way, they made themselves that way - usually after a couple of bad experiences .

That said, my statement was only a precautionary measure just in case you were actyoooly going to have my head for breakfast . Oya go ahead and make your request .

Yeah, he's a guy
Yeah, most girls/ladies seem impulsive

The precaution seem to be more for you than for me.
I'll let it slide. Pls take the leeway
It's called consideration

dre11:



Because u did understand the connections and dots....

Anyway.... Have u ordered for ur usual drink

You finally remembered that i needed a drink...

Jbluv55:
*sights Misshoree @ the entrance, approaches her *

Welcome to our Relaxation Center ma'am .

*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I offer you dear?

sup

dre11:



Okies ooo
Is it more than bottle water or this canned jedijedi drinks

You sir are in trouble.

Caseless:
this is Alhaji Bala caseless aka 'uncle chrome'.

Ok. You're meeting Princess Ivanspring of Pineapple Kingdom. The sole heir to the throne...

zyzxx:
thanks jbluv55. Thank u so much .
I've look for this trend for a long time .after d tsunami . am Apy to find my way back here today
I miss every 1 sir
I will like a red wine to celebrate my way back here.

Eeya!!! Sorry about that bro . Hope you've been good.

*serves him*

AfricanApple:
ROFL, not my own apple cos I was not plucked, I can't be bought, I was made.


the Hausa thread? that has gone a long away and I got me a good teacher, so, thanks

where i come from, we chop everything apple-like either made, plucked, cooked or even drawn on a paper . So, i'm not ready to let this olivine apple lie in the basket. *munches apple*
as for ur hausa teacher; dont worry, u can have two hausa teachers.

misshoree:
sup

I'm fine ma'am . How is the holiday treating you?

Ivanspring:


Ok. You're meeting Princess Ivanspring of Pineapple Kingdom. The sole heir to the throne...

*clears throat* can i squat with u on that throne? Or can we make it multi-heir to d throne cos i like pinapple kingdom especially when it comes with africanapple?

IrishKez:


Yeah, he's a guy
Yeah, most girls/ladies seem impulsive

The precaution seem to be more for you than for me.
I'll let it slide. Pls take the leeway
It's called consideration

Hahahaha . Its alright dear .

So how are you today?

Ivanspring:


Any non alcoholic wine will do, thanks.

Here you go ma'am



So how's your day coming?

missyhorlah:
skul just dey...its kinda eating me up

Longest tym,how u doing?

Eeya! Pele so'gbo? But then as they say "the end justifies the means" so no need to feel bad. There are others out there that would give anything to be in skul too - like me

Mi ti miss e sha, in an 'Egbon si aburo' kinda of way ni o