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The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Alexyswiss(m): 2:11pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
have been into this rap thing for many years now and has watch it evolved from the CONCENTRATED HIP HOP ERA (2pacs and biggie era) to the DILUTED HIP HOP ERA and I must say the game is gradually going to extinction if it continues this way... These are my greatest Nigerian rappers punchlines of all time in no particular order Even without their fingers in my toilet they feeling my 'sh.it'---MODE NINE You say your men 'draw' guns..they must be skilled with pencils---VECTOR, Modenine diss my flows are sicker than my president(yaradua)---J.JAGS you wanna test my "Patience".... "Good luck!!!!" ---PHENOM you've got intellect myopia so when Addis Ababa( I diss a baba) its not Ethiopia--m MODE NINE,Ruggedy baba diss Forget nails...na money I dey hammer---YUNG 6IX THEY ARE SOOO MANY....CANT REMEMBER MOST OF THEM SEF LETS SEE YOURS!!!! 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Ekiseme(m): 2:22pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
These rappers are so lame,they must be rapping from a wheelchair....-danni 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Sleekydee(m): 2:24pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
orthopedically speaking Omo "Bone talk"---Yung6 5 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Alexyswiss(m): 4:04pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Sleekydee: I feel that |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by DaGC(m): 4:28pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
"Forget nails, na money I dey hammer, never going broke this MC no be Hammer" Yung6ix "You are just a pain in the butt, like injection" Phenom "Babalawo flow, things about to go spiritual. Hip-hop was dead but here's an atmosphere for miracles" Phenom "If you dey hate, jump out the window, I aint talking vista" Phenom "You niggaz picture what you like to buy, photoshopping" M.I. "Always come 1st like the 1st day of january, and you're not always there, 29th february" Yun6ix "They say love is blind. Haters do you see me here. Cause right now I think I'm feeling like my P-square. Cause all the girls wanna do me, yeah. And I don't fuss it, its comes natural; pubic hair" Yung6ix "Nigeria's living legend like Wale Soyinka; with the kind of swag Wale wants to show Yinka" Yung6ix "The only MC with an MSc" Naeto C "22, see more pus.sies than a midwife" Yung6ix "Well, give a hater an inch, he probably gon take a mile. So tell him he can go and jump into the river Nile" Pryse "I don't play pianos but I'm always on key" Ice Prince "Blame it on the Nike's; boy I just do it. Always on the street like coal tar; rest stay priceless, nig.ga that's 16 gold bars" Young Stunner "Destination heaven but I was made in hell. My life's hard, I aint gotta brag, I'ma let the scars tell." Danas "Illuminate like a mason. Kill a rapper in a hurry. To God be the glory" Danas These are the only ones that comes to mind now. But I've heard literally thousands of great punchlines by Nigerian artistes. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Alexyswiss(m): 4:44pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Other rappers be like blood because they flow "in vain" 2 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Alexyswiss(m): 4:44pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Other rappers be like blood because they flow "in vain"--AJA |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Alexyswiss(m): 5:03pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
am Blowing bills like Tiwa savage |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Alexyswiss(m): 5:03pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
am Blowing bills like Tiwa savage--YUNG6 |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by emmawiz: 5:23pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
My girl got more curves, aint talkin abt david beckham's free-kick- ----Myself 3 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by GIYAZZ(m): 8:14pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Leave you stiff as a statue i know you wish i don't catch you I'm ffucking swift imma pass you, attack you For sleeping on me, a bunch of niggas in castles Tasty dish imma have you for lunch If you slow rappers is any quicker you fast food! Boogey_Rigor mortis (Verse 2) |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Ekiseme(m): 2:43pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
I use to check for the mic,now the mic check for me,so don't check for me unless u've got the cheque for me-phyno |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Ekiseme(m): 3:01pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Take over_the wait's over_GOD mc_me jayhova-jay z |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Alexyswiss(m): 3:44pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Ekiseme: bruv...we talking naija |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Ekiseme(m): 4:28pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Ekiseme(m): 4:32pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
I challenge you take one post,I'm ready to rock you again from coast to coast....it takes two to tango. ..doo jango....noru there nebe m anya..di isi ka opioro mango -Mr raw |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by GIYAZZ(m): 6:19pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Ekiseme:D0pe! That Phyno guy is d0pe sha oo! |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by coogar: 7:06pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
garbage punches.... my goons on NL come harder than this with their written. are you folks kidding me? tell your mainstream rappers in Naija to come on NL & learn how to set punches & deliver it to cause extensive damage..... Ibime: ThePrekky: Mikuz: Ibime: 3 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Ekiseme(m): 8:07pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Wow |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Nobody: 11:08pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
coogar:yo bro...ya got online tutorial for wanna be rapper??..cause my write ups are so below par..just don't know how to improve...you might help a nigga achieve his dream tho |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Alexyswiss(m): 7:35am On Oct 09, 2014 |
coogar: bruv I was once like this writing punchlines and wordplay and metaphors until I was given a real mic...and I totally flopped Let's those emcees u mention use a mic to spit those lines...u would know that text battle and audio battle are quite different things #FromExperience 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:39am On Oct 09, 2014 |
coogar:#word the day i read that bar by theprekky, i was amazed!!! Damn.. It's one of the best i've seen coming from a nigerian.... Right from the set up to the punch. Damn... That bar had everything in it.. Mets, pun, multis, humour, flow, delivery, connectivity, killer punch... Damn!!! I still look forward to seeing coogar vs theprekky what ya think? |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by coogar: 9:46am On Oct 09, 2014 |
Alexyswiss: that's just stage fright & your lack of preparation.....you might have lacked a high degree of confidence too. that does not remove the quality of the bars you can come up with. you flopped because you couldn't get your bars out - it's quite different from having wack bars.
modo & co spit most of their bars in the studio with no one watching. modo has poor breath control. i have seen his jimmy jumpoff performance & that was no freestyle. he crammed all what he said. modo might flop on stage too - but these days, rappers get helped by DJs. they just rap along with the original track.....sometimes they only just move their lips, no sound comes out. what's the biggie in that? my goons here on NL are way better than any industry rapper in nigeria. ELYMAXiimus: you never know......it may still happen. |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:53am On Oct 09, 2014 |
Alexyswiss:that you flopped doesnt mean others will flop..... Perhaps you have a bad diction... That's the only reason that will make a d0pe textcee flop on the mic.... Most of these vocal rappers don't take out time to script very d0pe ish like we do. All they gotta do is just flow with words.... Nd the majority will feel them, except for those who know everything about rap. The wordplays, punchlines and so on.... Any textcee planning to go vocals should work on his diction!!!!! |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by Alexyswiss(m): 10:20am On Oct 09, 2014 |
ELYMAXiimus: that's exactly what am saying... you focus on writing punches and forget about the vocal delivery.. honestly most cat just write punches in their mind without thinking how it sounds to other people... when even with the greatest punchlines in the world if you get it poor in vocal delivery its as good as flop...seriously..I know wat am saying |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by XPECIAL007: 12:10pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
How about xpecial vs coogar? . ......coogar u INN? For it.? |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by coogar: 12:15pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
XPECIAL007: who is xpecial? what's your skill level? |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by ELYMAXiimus(m): 6:46pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Alexyswiss:of cos... When writing as a TEXTCEE, you write your lyrics in such a way that it'll be appealing to the eyes..... It's different when you writing to go vocals on it... But, if you've mastered both well, you can always go vocals on a lyric written as a textcee... Infact, it's pretty easy to flow with any lyric on the mic. Breath control is another factor influencing flow.... If you master this(with a good diction), you could go vocals with any lyric.. A couple of textcees on here have gone vocals on their drops here.... Vocal flow is nothing difficult at all, compared to how most textcees find it difficult NOT TO STRETCH.... This strains the eyes..... |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by ELYMAXiimus(m): 6:51pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
coogar:lol.... Coogar, that verse of your's against mik, can you repost it? I had it before, but then my phone got corrupted thus destroying the file...... I actually want to see how you flipped mik to kim... Lol nd that fadeyi oloro line... |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by coogar: 6:56pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
ELYMAXiimus: i don't have it anymore..... mik nuked NL to have that verse deleted. mik is a cyber-terrorist. |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:08pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
coogar:lmao... But you should be saving your verses na.. |
Re: The Greatest Punchlines Of All Time by coogar: 7:26pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
ELYMAXiimus:
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