clovislouis:
what school are u in?

Ameerasexy:
Looooooool..As if hall 3 and hall4 boys dnt shot put

Ameerasexy:
very short boxers oo..den dey will come like dat to Hall 5 Tap to chance us...smelling hall 4 boys

understatement:

Their opposite:he is the youngest in d room..wrote jamb once and got admitted..they tend to annoy u everyday and when u want to get angry at him..he begs and tells u"hey..na like dis u dey beat ur younger broda @home..u know sae I be small pikin now...abeg abeg"ur roomates laughs and den u'l eventually leave him


The pretenders:u will neva see him read,he talks parties,football,and argues all the time...u'l neva see him read his books but when the results are out..u begin to wonder if it's not God that gave him is kind of brain and give u urs...

bestdeals0:
lwkm ooooooooooooo

tsleazy:
the BOXERS crew: dem go dey walk around hostel with their faded and tear tear boxers (Hall IV-Uniben)

Skimpledawg:

3) THE KOLO ones: these ones dnt care to knw if yu like dem or not, they just shout n make noise from wen they takin dia bath to wen they leave for lectures,!! I saw hell o!! Wen Chelsea won d Champs league cup ehh! Jesu, we no sleep dat nite cos of dz set of pipo!

Hahaha!! Rep Abiola Hostel Absu!!! Missed sch big time

ibrews:
What abt the serious peeps that intimidates u with reading from morning till night or going 2 library everyday and u will start wondering if u are serious or not!

Fit2Rule:

11. The jobless dumb ar$e$: these ones create very dumb and useless topics, e.g. the OP. I wonder how some topics make front page. Can the mods tell me one benefit of this post? #walks outta thread and takes a cold shower to mellow my anger#

boombay:

dude at least you should behave Like a literate.. I don't bark like the the way you do because i schooled in France

marinel:
Chai, skul sweet o! I had these neighbr dn he can beg for anytin ranging frm food to stove, candle etc. If I de prep stew he de boil rice de wait me, he go cum knock my door "pls excuse me can I get stew d stew I made got finished n my rice is still remaining" I nearly die. He can dress n form lik a celeb eh.
Plus d notice me groups- esp gals he wud move up n down d lodge half naked jus to get noticed. A day my pilot uncle visited me in d lodge omo come c parade na so dem de knock my door dey form bestie all make dem catch potential client.

MarthaK:
Have I changed?

Drniyi4u:
jųşţ dāţ į'vę mįşşęd ų.... ęşpęçįālly ųŗ "dįāŗy"

ibrews:
ode!...I don hear!why not pay for advertisement on the frontpage and put ur banner dere like "hi,I'm boombay and I schooled in france.Thank you"

kenex4ever:

Apologies, I just said dat as a result of what some guys do, like I said, am sorry.

boombay:

itz obvious you are jealous i schooled in france

lawalt01:
...na wa for you ooo...where you sabi me from and which school I go...

ibrews:
Werey rey o...I now knw u schooled in France

boombay:

and I now know you are jealous

sexzskil:

Apologies accepted my guy. Actually am just a mere girly girl in real life. Am sorry for being so rude!

bestdeals0:
in dere pockets?...cheiii

phantonce:
#teamsquatters
I squatted for 3 straight years.
I tink I deserve an award.
Loverboy:this type normally as one gf.they are mostly squatters,they can call there gf like everytime,they intimidate those without gf wit there calls like kissing their gf through d phone or debating among themselves who to end the call.like who cares


Fuckers :they bring girls to f.uck every now and then.
They mostly choose the lower bunk.they wnt allow u to sleep as they disturb u with moaning and vibration of the bed.

Chelsea supporter:OMG. U dnt want to get me started on these set.anyday chelsea has a match, u dnt want to be wit them

Shouters:these set just shout without reason.it is as've they run mad temporarily.
Haaaaàaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaa
That's an example of there shout without making sense

#team hollywood hostel at yabatech and #teamunilag.

boombay:

itz obvious you are jealous i schooled in france

hiroz:
tah! Dont say that.we knw una.there is always black nylon hanging on the barb wires around girls hostels.hal 4 and 3 guys we no do like that....when walking past hal 1 and 2 at nite you have to shine your eye before them drop shot put on your head..so you are a hal 5 babe.

shegestiga:
..
Lolzz...hollywood and bakassi guyz wont let u sleep wit dier noise.....especially wen dey sight an akata specie

PTAwal:
The most annoying is the lucky guy. That reminds me of what i did to one of my luckky guys in level 2. Immediately I finished cooking my rice and a very quality stew. This just came in when I was about to drop the rice from the fire. I was so so annoyed,very hungry and angry. I just droped the rice, tight my face and put the rice under my bed and left with hunger and anger. I had no choice than to enter a restuarant to by cheap food to eat just to pass time hoping that before I come back he probably might have gone. Suprisingly I came back 2 hrs after and the was still there patiently waiting(sleeping). I had no choice than to bring out the rice and my quality stew. He just stood up immdiately he heard the sound of plates and spoon. I didn't escape o. The guy chop my rice wella. And the most annoying part was that he eats faster than I do. I can't forget that day.!!!!