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Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Leemak: 4:09am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Actually, anyday anytime I always condemn 'a dog Lecturer as well as his lazy counterparts....But others cannot be blamed because some students actually want that, you cannot agree with me now but I believe by the time you too take up ever-demanding lecturing work then you will understand me better.Leemak, representing Lecturers! 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Nobody: 4:12am On Oct 08, 2014 |
E.g Dr Saba pharmacology, 1wk to exam |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Ochais(m): 4:23am On Oct 08, 2014 |
[color=#000099][/color] the ones here in my school can't amazing me |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Atmmachine(m): 4:23am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Are you tired of life ?? Do you wanna die ?? Smell a Yoruba girl's pant. 1 Like
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Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by 100Cents: 6:04am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Number 4 made me laugh hard. Crazy lecturer... |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by LMAyedun(m): 6:23am On Oct 08, 2014 |
kobonaire:Many Thanks. God bless. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by jeje123(m): 6:39am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Make i informed my boss b4 i comment. |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Jarus(m): 6:47am On Oct 08, 2014 |
LMAyedun: Good observation. See my examples up there. I have examples for all, but deliberately left out some for obvious reasons. |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Samoranopapa(m): 6:59am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Yeah i av all of them as my lecturer apart from 8,9,10 |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by arvinsloane(m): 7:14am On Oct 08, 2014 |
ndubisik:See this mad man... Why you quote me na? |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by adeinfinit(m): 7:16am On Oct 08, 2014 |
GODDYGEE91:U must be a student of UNIOSUN GODDYGEE91:U must be a student of UNIOSUN |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by sainty2k3(m): 7:17am On Oct 08, 2014 |
The mod that removed my comment on the front page must be very very stupid and power intoxicated. What is naira land turning to. U leave thread where they abuse, come dey block comment way no do anyone any wrong. Tell me which of the rules that I violated.mtchew |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by quaid(m): 7:24am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Na true u yarn op. Na the sadist worst pass cos na becos sometin bad wey don happen to am as a student dey make am do like that and its difficult for pple like that to change. |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by lusciouslex: 7:35am On Oct 08, 2014 |
THE FOREIGN LECTURER: He has traveled the whole world. He has acquired more '10 degrees'. He has worked for many firms and companies. His sole aim of joining the university is to impart knowledge and not the pay. He hardly make out time to barb or shave and his dressing is just so hmmm-mm. He is truly a 'Jack of all trade- master of all'. He teaches his students to a stand still; not only by his voluminous scheme of work but with his America ascent that will make serious students who have been aspiring to student aboard have a re-think. His students are fond of reading before and after his classes to help reduce the shame via intellectual exposure. A generous marker, can award 'A' to the entire class if they all deserve it. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by lusciouslex: 7:37am On Oct 08, 2014 |
THE FOREIGN LECTURER: He has traveled the whole world. He has acquired more than '10 degrees'. He has worked for many firms and companies. His sole aim of joining the university is to impart knowledge and not the pay. He hardly make out time to barb or shave and his dressing is just so hmmm-mm. He is truly a 'Jack of all trade- master of all'. He teaches his students to a stand still; not only by his voluminous scheme of work but with his America ascent that will make serious students who have been aspiring to student aboard have a re-think. His students are fond of reading before and after his classes to help reduce the shame via intellectual exposure. A generous marker, can award 'A' to the entire class if they all deserve it. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by jimohibrahim(m): 7:38am On Oct 08, 2014 |
mimicue: Wow,I was still reading the comments just to add mine in the long run but you just took the word outta my mind..I so hate this lecturer, cos he's a combine sadist and annoying lecturer..he's too short which always make him wanna claim seniority..sometimes he make me hate studying physics..we call he SCHOOL BOY.. |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by san316(m): 7:39am On Oct 08, 2014 |
THE ASHAWO LECTURER: He like to dey chew gum for class and when he dey talk, he go dey make guy for una. THE INFERIORITY LECTURER: this one believe say attack is the best form of defence. So if he perceive say una want rena am, he start to dey make una feel say una be notin compared to him. Mostly young ajekpako lecturer. |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Walexz02(m): 7:48am On Oct 08, 2014 |
tsleazy:LMAO we have one here too... |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Hibiscuss(m): 8:05am On Oct 08, 2014 |
oraclefemi: Bros, you haven't been to BCH Dept. I think they are the word SADISTIC. How do you define a department where 100 students spilled out of 130 students. By the way, what department are you? |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Nobody: 8:09am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Chaaiiii.....dis baba comes to my mind, 1*U pay money if u come late to his class or any misconduct during his class which wl b taking to motherless home after d class. 2* He beats students(bastinado) no matter hw old u are. 3* he is an old professor, lecturers and students do call him BABA 4*Most lecturers in d department prostrate to greet him wen in his office.....lol. Infact I cn say it all.....d baba has so many funny characters. There is another one who love telling us stories for Abt 50% of his classes. He is a comedian in disguise. students come to his class to laugh n catch fun. |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Revolva(m): 8:15am On Oct 08, 2014 |
hahaha..............................excatly |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Hidentity(m): 8:41am On Oct 08, 2014 |
adegwurulez: You are not the only one brother. We have the habit of abusing things... Well, the name said it all; NAIRAland. |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by usmanma(m): 8:43am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Lol...we also have fire on the mountain lectures- 1s student's c dis type of lectures coming to class,everybody will rush into the class bf him/her,cos 1s he/she enter the class door remain lock..... |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Funjosh(m): 8:45am On Oct 08, 2014 |
LMAyedun: Number 5 make me to remember our DADDY Lecturer Late Prof. D. O. Adefolalu of the Department of Meteorology FUTA the Dean of SEMS RIP PA ADEFOLALU. |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by blakky97(m): 8:46am On Oct 08, 2014 |
vizkiz:Ohhh noooo! Please don't! If you do, nairaland will vanish and our phones will fall into water. Wake up bro! Its 8:0 clock 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Phemmmy(m): 8:46am On Oct 08, 2014 |
All LASU lecturers are within NO 6 and NO 7 |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by theshadowknows: 8:50am On Oct 08, 2014 |
you are Good! this is an elaborate description of every lecturer I've encountered. |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Drkul(f): 8:58am On Oct 08, 2014 |
The lecturere who claim he has always been the best student right from nursery school Lecturers who claims that the course is very simple, but while lecturing they will go and check their manuscript if they are makin mistake or goin along!... Those who keeps on reminding you of how they suffered during their own days... They attended lectures under mango tress, slept in classrooms so they could sit in front the next day The readers/copy n past lecturer, they come to class to read another authors textbook and copy exactly what is in that text for you guyz on the board. The cell phone smasher lecturer, they smash any phone that rings against the wall when lecture is still on. |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by DSuperWoman(f): 9:17am On Oct 08, 2014 |
@runs lecturer; you're definatrly not talking about uniport. Nothing like seperate payments for diff grades. Everybody pays 10k or 8k if you're in year1 and year2 after that its 10k and you can't get above a C. Some hard lecturers even go as far as collecting 15k for one course and you can still have an F sef after paying |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Ndababa(m): 9:30am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Lol. Funny but true. I think I now know why one of my lecturer back in ABU had always hated me. We once met somewhere we weren't supposed to meet -- he atop his motorcycle, fully kitted with his helmet while I, seated in my little toy hunking behind him. Funny man. He never failed to tell us how bigger his farm was compared to samaru campus. Lies! I never got more than C in all the courses he graded me. |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by lawisong(m): 9:56am On Oct 08, 2014 |
hahahahahaha |
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by GODDYGEE91(m): 10:13am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Sanniebee: U r perfectly correct. |
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