I am the type that love eating good food alot, i fit joke with any thing but not my food. My girlfriend don't know how to cook and na she enter kichen pass anybody. Her food they make me pity her, too much oil and salt. The other day na Onion soup she cook so so onion, onion na him dey the soup And she's the proud type who won't take advice and now my relationship is about crashing.

The last time, we went to visit one of her friend and she serve us food. O boy the food sweet o . You know say i like food, and sweet one for that matter, i come they rush the food like person way never eat for 8 days. My girlfriend come dey look me bad eye, i no send oo i dey even beg her friend for extral. When we eat finish, i no know when i park plate wan go keep am for kichen. Her friend just dey smile.

Now she is acussing her friend of sneaking me, e fit be true oo because i dey alway go visit her friend now even when she no invite me.

Now i want to end our relationship and ask her friend out but she said i must marry her . Me i dey fear her o because she get power pass me and her father na native doctor. Pls advice me.

then do the needful.

U sef no try, have you tried asking her to take cooking courses or learn from her friend?

Seems the food wey don tire you dey between her legs, na the friend own now you wan chop

Kennito90:
then do the needful.

bro which one be the n3edful na äbeg tell me.

Jakeattah:
U sef no try, have you tried asking her to take cooking courses or learn from her friend?

Seems the food wey don tire you dey between her legs, na the friend own now you wan chop

bro no be like that, na food no sweet atall.. And she no wan go learn.

01karma:
bro no be like that, na food no sweet atall.. And she no wan go learn.

Do you love her?
Cos if you do, you go try more to persuade her to learn

help her to learn na. tell her in a cool way. u self make food no kill u ooo

U need help ASAP

tell her to learn how to cook or you and she is
history
a hungry Man is a angry Man

jamesbridget13:
help her to learn na. tell her in a cool way. u self make food no kill u ooo

but like serious? What have she been doing all those years?

jamesbridget13:
help her to learn na. tell her in a cool way. u self make food no kill u ooo

Really? Am i to tell a girl to learn how to cook? What have she been doing all this years?

jenoncam:

tell her to learn how to cook or you and she is
history
a hungry Man is a angry Man

we are allready history becus as am typing this, am in her friend house waiting for the food which is yet to be ready.

kozaic:
U need help ASAP

what kind of help do you mean?

I really can't laugh chai! I really wonder what makes a lady who'd be a mother someday and lacks cooking skills. The future is gonna be so bright. Lol.

I dnt give dis kind of advice

If I believe this story, mak my MB finish nw nw

Missmossy:
I really can't laugh chai! I really wonder what makes a lady who'd be a mother someday and lacks cooking skills. The future is gonna be so bright. Lol.

oh oo thank you my sister, after they would say i dump her. Nothing hold a man down than eating a nice food.

chimerase2:
I dnt give dis kind of advice

man of God pls advice me na

01karma:
man of God pls advice me na

ok first send me de gal's number

valdes00:
If I believe this story, mak my MB finish nw nw

bro no be lie o! Nothing hold a man down than a good cook.

chimerase2:
ok first send me de gal's number

man of God i don't understand you oo what do you wanna do with her number.

Lol. Her dad is an herbalist! U dhan dey chop concortion since u dey call am food. I pirry you.

01karma:
we are allready history becus as am typing this, am in her friend house waiting for the food which is yet to be ready.

...lol...


You have to tell her....Let her know what you want....Let her know that the way to man's heart is through his mouth...

..She need to upgrade her cooking......Or she risk loosing you....

01karma:
Really? Am i to tell a girl to learn how to cook? What have she been doing all this years?

i understand but if u love her u ll tell her to cos u dont wann lose her except!

Even if its an imaginary story , I enjoyed every bit of your word.. This should be in Jokes session

DaizyJims:
Lol. Her dad is an herbalist! U dhan dey chop concortion since u dey call am food. I pirry you.

my brother i just dey eat all those food becus nothing guy man go do na.

01karma:
man of God i don't understand you oo what do you wanna do with her number.

I want to interced on her behalf

01karma:
I am the part that love eating good food alot, i fit joke with any thing but not my food. My girlfriend don't know how to cook and na she enter kichen pass anybody. Her food they make me pity her, too much oil and salt. The other day na Onion soup she cook so so onion, onion na him dey the soup And she's the proud type who won't take advice and now my relationship is about crashing.

The last time, we went to visit one of her friend and she serve us food. O boy the food sweet o . You know say i like food, and sweet one for that matter, i come they rush the food like person way never eat for 8 days. My girlfriend come dey look me bad eye, i no send oo i dey even beg her friend for extral. When we eat finish, i no know when i park plate wan go keep am for kichen. Her friend just dey smile.

Now she is acussing her friend of sneaking me, e fit be true oo because i dey alway go visit her friend now even when she no invite me.

Now i want to end our relationship and ask her friend out but she said i must marry her . Me i dey fear her o because she get power pass me and her father na native doctor. Pls advice me.

....see yor triangle head like toilet roll......so u cam to nairaland to tell us that u ate onion from witch doctor to so that yor girl friend can learn how to cook?.. ..abi?


....bro ..we dont mean to sound rude but the next time u waste our time postin this wankonerick gabarish....M.O.D will ban u for 30years! (noo oofennse)

temigracie:
...lol...


You have to tell her....Let her know what you want....Let her know that the way to man's heart is through his mouth...

..She need to upgrade her cooking......Or she risk loosing you....

thank you my sister. I have tøld her time without number but because her father na native doctor she dey use am threaten me.

I no fit eat food wey no sweet all my life na. Never.

jamesbridget13:
i understand but if u love her u ll tell her to cos u dont wann lose her except!

i love her but i can't continue to eat concortion all my life na. If she wan learn she for learn ter ter!