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The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by koife(m): 11:49am On Oct 09, 2014 |
As i write i am on my way to lagos from calabar and i am kinda feeling the need to drop the annoying, funny experiences i am getting from my fellow passengers. As a matter of fact i categorize them into groups of person you would likely meet in the bus any other time you are making a road trip like this......yea curse me if you like,"ëhen i no get money to fly e concain you ![]() ![]() ![]() THE OVER RELIGIOUS: Ever since we boarded the bus this mid thirty lady without a ring ( mayb na d over religious life mek u no marry) have been hissing some spiritual words i cannot comprehend, even to the disgust of other passengers and the first bus pastor that prayed thunderously before our departure. The annoying part is i sit next to her, she prays hitting her legs and hand shouting blood of jesus ...before and after every over taking. come-on woman the last time i check the bible says we should believe when we pray and should not repeat our prayers unnecessarily as it show a sign of disbelief and fear just like the saducees and pharisee...errr "i dong forget the bible verse sha* pastors online mek una help me (me speaking in my vexed mind). i really hope you were a NLnder so you can read this anytime you go online THE BUSY BODY PAPPARAZZI CHICK MEhn u wan do your wash naim u come travel for road come de oppress us with you busy body abi?.....i have lost count of the number of phones and gadgets in your possession, you answer calls like say na u be okonjo iwealla..i tire ooo ![]() ![]() THE POLITICAL FANATICS OMG i no bin no say Nairaland e warriors were as vicious in real life as online, this guys argues and argues and argues....from GEJ to kwankwaso....to TAN..TO PDP...TO APC...TO EL-RUFAI...BH....TO $9.3mil just about everything making headlines ON NATIONAL DAILIES.....dude i no sure say those guys una dey fight for dem any of you.....HABA! ![]() and stop wearing okirika starched shirt ![]() THE RICH QUIET KID This boy luggage naim full buss....na one full taxi dem carry bring him load......the boy fresh sha, but ur luggage dey disturb my legs hear for back sit. At a point i thought this butter was deaf and dumb nt until em I phone6 beep with very mild sound and he spoke...i suspect you missed your flight coz i dont think you belong here.....ah even like as you no send d paparazzi chick sef ![]() ![]() ![]() THE GLUTTON LOVE BIRDS This guys n girl have been cuddling, kissing and buying everything edible:snail,g nut,zobo,bobo,kulikuli,chinching,meat pie et al choi, na robot mouth una get sha .The chik chop pass bird sef...i dey watch to see when those concoction go react naim una go no say d journey stil far* yey! Before i just finish naim we smell something for bus like rotten egg...driver abeg off this ac befre i suffocate> #Now ol eyes on them both hehehehehehee THE WANNA BE DUDE This guy has been seëking attention since for park with im swihili phoneee....am really getting freaked out with you. you carry novel but right from calabar u never pass the foreward page..abi you dey read for reverse? and for christ sake, stop reading it out loud..#some bori hold me...am about to loose my mind, i shouldve carried my Beats jack headset by Dre.... THE STONE FACED NIGGA WITH DARK SUN SHADES I swear this guy looks like an armed robber, sss, or mayb na force guy em be......Since we enter bus for park i no hear em voice nor see im eye, may God be with us! but bross u for gud for nollywood muvies oo (on my mind) THE POOING, URINATING CHICK I dong vex tire for you......this girl bekons on the driver to stop at every roundabout and fueling station for her to urine, poo and do some oter stuff wia i no no*Abi na d girls stuff dey worry you ![]() THE OVER SABBI DRIVER This man talk wan pass parrot ....haba. every topic you sabbi......pls stop teling us how you use reverse drive from benin to shagamu carry escape from armed robbers...na so you good you no dey drive F1? ![]() ![]() THE GEEK/NAIRA LANDER ON BOARD Yea, thats me! i have been praying for network to come so i can post this out to my fellow nairalanders about ny freaking experience. serious, its nothing shot of a mad bus out here! i have been observing them all and taking down points. Seun if i no mek front page for this suffer head wia i de cary write dis tin na PEG english i go carry course you! Abeg mek una wish me luck to make front page and safe journey ooo just passed onitsha....dis place dirty sha! 8 Likes |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by awoononi(m): 12:41pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Reverse from Benin to Shagamu... ![]() 1 Like |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by ProfessorPeter(m): 2:01pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Which category u belong self? |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by Japhteez(m): 2:17pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
I think you are the busy body here! What a f.ck with all these types of people here and there. Even on facebook I don't see any meaningful update again. |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by Nobody: 3:02pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
E bi like say the guy don get accident! The dey hospital. |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by Nobody: 3:03pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
E bi like say the guy don get accident! The guy dey hospital. |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by 0nyegame(m): 4:19pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Over sabi Op,i dey hail o..... 1 Like |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by mainheart(m): 4:33pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
meaning u are a jealousy type because everything the affect u, even luggage 1 Like |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by tsolz500: 4:37pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
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Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by philantoxx(m): 7:48pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
seems OP is the passenger that's into evrybodies bizness. 1 Like |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by GetUmad: 8:25pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Op is it not up to 10? Make it ten and change the subject accordingly, provided you wrote this so as to be on the front page like every other "Ten types of......." By the way, nairalanders watch out for my own "Ten types of TEN TYPES OF this - and-that trending on nairaland" (yea, whatever that means, you read it correctly, not a tautology). 2 Likes |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by GetUmad: 8:34pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
koife: Ahahahahahh i don die, Guy look your back, na same bus we dey. Nor be you be that guy wey dey press one tecno phone, wey buy 100naira egg and gala for Ore wey don dey fart since for bus? |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by koife(m): 10:18pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
GetUmad:Ooooh so na u be dah wanna be dude ba... |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by koife(m): 10:27pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
ProfessorPeter:Read through it very well you will see my category |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by lonelydora: 11:11pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Safe journey and safe front page landing. |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by WIZGUY69(m): 1:19am On Oct 10, 2014 |
![]() another type of this and this again? |
Re: The ten types of people you meet in the bus on a far journey by nickz(m): 1:35am On Oct 10, 2014 |
long distance travel tho big bus/luxurious bus :-only enjoyable when the only seat next to me is occupied by some fine babe ![]() small buses:i do same shit,bring out a book and start reading......except i sit next to a lively person please advice people to stop resting on people's body while sleeping on a bus.....one day sha i go punch person because of am ![]() ![]() |
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