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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 9:18pm On Oct 09, 2014
5naira:


is that your own pick_up line, does it works for guys undecided

Lolest.

Are you high tonight?

What are you saying now?
kiss kiss kiss

Cute pic btw.
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 9:20pm On Oct 09, 2014
tobiboss:
The fvck!! And i was bout telling u dat undecided

LoL

Shows how lucky you are.
kiss kiss kiss
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:22pm On Oct 09, 2014
Hehehe

High school ish over here cheesy

- You're so damn pretty that I had to forget my pick-up lines.

- For a moment I thought I was in heaven, just then I realised that heaven was brought to me.

- Do you usually stay up this beautiful or is today a special day?

- Please hold my arms for a second, I wanna tell my friends that've been touched by an angel.

- I think something is wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it (Still using this ish mehn) grin cheesy

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(m): 9:22pm On Oct 09, 2014
MizMyColi:


Lolest.

Are you high tonight?

What are you saying now?
kiss kiss kiss

Cute pic btw.
u ve not told me dat my pic is cute..before oh
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:26pm On Oct 09, 2014
chibwike:
Xtarxhyneeeee..Lmao...dont kill me dis nite
gringringringringrin
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:28pm On Oct 09, 2014
MizMyColi:


Add a kick to the groin too shocked shocked

LoL

#JustKidding o
shockedshockedshockedshocked......



cheesycheesy

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:29pm On Oct 09, 2014
Baby is brother shekau, because anytime I see you, you blow my mind


Shii!My phone spoilt (what happened) I don't have your number in it

There are 20 angels, 8 are sleeping , 11 are playing , one is standing before me

Is this a trap? Cause I'm falling for you

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by tobiboss(m): 9:38pm On Oct 09, 2014
MizMyColi:


LoL

Shows how lucky you are.
kiss kiss kiss
wow, coincidence, my middle name's Lucky smiley

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by yorex2011: 9:40pm On Oct 09, 2014
Hey... u forgot to give me your number when we met in my dreams last night...

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by yorex2011: 9:41pm On Oct 09, 2014
Are u a magician.. Cos u got me hypnotized by ur beauty
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by yorex2011: 9:43pm On Oct 09, 2014
U must be an army commander cos u got my lipsrsealed standing at attention shocked
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:46pm On Oct 09, 2014
yorex2011:
Hey... u forgot to give me your number when we met in my dreams last night...


Hehe

Aint this classic? cheesy

You know it's one thing cooking up this sharp lines, it's another thing having the chutzpah to spew them.

One needs a high level of confidence to present them and have that chick grinning like a roasted xmas goat grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by yorex2011: 9:48pm On Oct 09, 2014
AirborneLacer:


Hehe

Aint this classic? cheesy

You know it's one thing cooking up this sharp lines, it's another thing having the chutzpah to spew them.

One needs a high level of confidence to present them and have that chick grinning like a roasted xmas goat grin grin


grin
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:54pm On Oct 09, 2014
Jen fuolenu/ let me hammer your kpekus
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 10:07pm On Oct 09, 2014
MizMyColi:


Lolest.

Are you high tonight?


yea babe, Am so so high on weed.

You'd care for some?? ?? smiley
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 10:11pm On Oct 09, 2014
chibwike:
u ve not told me dat my pic is cute..before oh


Chibwike.............

I know I shouldn't swear, but wallahi, I clicked on your profile today and was just staring at you, analyzing.

The conclusion of the matter is you look handsomely manly.

See, I may be flattering you, yes. But I'm saying the truth at the same time, from my perspective at least.

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(m): 10:16pm On Oct 09, 2014
MizMyColi:



Chibwike.............

I know I shouldn't swear, but wallahi, I clicked on your profile today and was just staring at you, analyzing.

The conclusion of the matter is you look handsomely manly.

See, I may be flattering you, yes. But I'm saying the truth at the same time, from my perspective at least.
Thank you Miz....i needed that..to have a good nite sleep.

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by J0nyb0y(m): 10:17pm On Oct 09, 2014
Hilarious... But do guys still use pick up lines? Never used them tho

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 10:17pm On Oct 09, 2014
toecyne:
Jen fuolenu/ let me hammer your kpekus

grin grin grin
grin grin grin.
.......... grin grin grin
.......................grin grin grin
................................... grin grin grin
........................grin grin grin
........... grin grin grin
grin grin grin
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Superstar007(m): 12:38am On Oct 10, 2014
Xtarxhyne:
Baby....r u a lizard cos Agamma eyes on u

What? shocked






#faints grin

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by leumas91: 1:15am On Oct 10, 2014
You are the egg in my eggroll...without you am just a buns! grin
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by marieolae(f): 1:48am On Oct 10, 2014
chibwike:
Thank you Miz....i needed that..to have a good nite sleep.
hmmmm
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by naijaboiy: 3:20am On Oct 10, 2014
toecyne:
Jen fuolenu/ let me hammer your kpekus
Simple and short grin
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 6:37am On Oct 10, 2014
yorex2011:
I might not be the first to comment on ur beauty... But d love i have for you is frontpage material cool
lmao
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 6:39am On Oct 10, 2014
Xtarxhyne:
Baby....r u a lizard cos Agamma eyes on u
lmao

xtar you don craze ahswear

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by passionate88: 6:50am On Oct 10, 2014
@ tobiboss
"The only free thing that comes with success is girls" undecided
Your signature is so on point
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 6:50am On Oct 10, 2014
Superstar007:


What? shocked






#faints grin
close ur mouth jo grin






pours hot water on him
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 6:51am On Oct 10, 2014
KiddaBlingzz:
lmao

xtar you don craze ahswear
Hian! hehehehehehehehehe
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(m): 7:25am On Oct 10, 2014
marieolae:
hmmmm
warrisit
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Superstar007(m): 7:31am On Oct 10, 2014
Xtarxhyne:
close ur mouth jo grin






pours hot water on him

*Coughing and talking with a weak voice*
I need mouth to mouth resuscitation






#faints again grin
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 8:24am On Oct 10, 2014
Superstar007:


*Coughing and talking with a weak voice*
I need mouth to mouth resuscitation






#faints again grin
U wish tongue
Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Odunharry(m): 8:34am On Oct 10, 2014
MizMyColi:


Okay, as funny as this seems, any guy that tells me such just got himself a card board sized Red Card. kiss kiss kiss
Baby....r u a lizard cos Agamma
eyes on u




lol

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