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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Superstar007(m): 8:54am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
U wish

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by nickz(m): 9:13am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
Baby....r u a lizard cos Agamma eyes on u

wtf.....hahahahahaha cheesy

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:19am On Oct 10, 2014

Superstar007:

lol Pele

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:20am On Oct 10, 2014

nickz:
wtf.....hahahahahaha

muhehehehehehehehehehe

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by nickz(m): 9:34am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
muhehehehehehehehehehe

If I had to rate you from 1-10 I would rate you as a 9 because I am
the 1 that you are missing..

if i were an astronaut the first place i woul visit would be uranus(learnt this from my friend)?D grin

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:40am On Oct 10, 2014

nickz:

If I had to rate you from 1-10 I would rate you as a 9 because I am
the 1 that you are missing..

if i were an astronaut the first place i woul visit would be uranus(learnt this from my friend)?D

Lol

Singing.... u b thief o I knw say u b thief o
U b thief cos uv stolen my heart away
Ole Ole Ajibole grin

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by nickz(m): 9:46am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
Lol

Singing.... u b thief o I knw say u b thief o
U b thief cos uv stolen my heart away
Ole Ole Ajibole

that singing shit only works in the movies

i put the STD in STUD,all i need is U tongue

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by immortalvoices(m): 9:51am On Oct 10, 2014

Marieolae... do you have a pencil? cause I want to erase your
past and write our future.

Happy birthday to me 10-10-2014

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(m): 9:52am On Oct 10, 2014

farano, oya fp....lets get more funny pick up lines

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:54am On Oct 10, 2014

nickz:
that singing shit only works in the movies

i put the STD in STUD,all i need is U

ts actually a song

hian.....u r d paracetamol dat cures my headache

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by immortalvoices(m): 9:55am On Oct 10, 2014

girl do you have pet insurance because I'm about
to smash that pussy

Lolest pls 4give me lord cheesy

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by immortalvoices(m): 9:59am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you
wouldn't need to figure out Y.

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 10:03am On Oct 10, 2014

immortalvoices:
Xtarxhyne I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you
wouldn't need to figure out Y.

really? muhehehehehe

Happy birthday btw

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by nickz(m): 10:15am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
ts actually a song
hian.....u r d paracetamol dat cures my headache

I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve......i don't deserve you cause you turn my software into hardware cheesy

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 10:25am On Oct 10, 2014

Lmao.

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 10:31am On Oct 10, 2014

nickz:
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve......i don't deserve you cause you turn my software into hardware

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 10:32am On Oct 10, 2014

MzMariah:
Lmao.

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 10:33am On Oct 10, 2014

MzMariah:
Lmao.

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 10:34am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:

Baby what's wrong?

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by nickz(m): 10:42am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
??

means i deserve you naa sad

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 10:52am On Oct 10, 2014

MzMariah:
Baby what's wrong?

UV forgotten bouh me cry

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 10:57am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
UV forgotten bouh me

I'm sorry love, I've been somehow busy.

How have you been dear? I tot harlos took you Paris. wink

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 11:02am On Oct 10, 2014

Decale:
Apart from being beautiful, what else do you do for a living?

If beauty were pain, I should be dead from your migraine....

Is there a phone in your pocket cos that äss is calling me

lmao.... d last line though, hmmmm na hot slap be that ooo

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 11:05am On Oct 10, 2014

immortalvoices:
Xtarxhyne I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you
wouldn't need to figure out Y.

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 11:15am On Oct 10, 2014

nickz:
means i deserve you naa

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 11:18am On Oct 10, 2014

MzMariah:
I'm sorry love, I've been somehow busy.

How have you been dear? I tot harlos took you Paris.

hmmmmmm...Apology Accepted

V bin good.... Harlos s busy jo

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by nickz(m): 11:24am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by immortalvoices(m): 11:45am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
really? muhehehehehe

Happy birthday btw

Thanks friend

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 11:47am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
hmmmmmm...Apology Accepted

V bin good.... Harlos s busy jo

Hmm.

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 11:54am On Oct 10, 2014

nickz:

will u b my Potato

I promise to b ur Tomato grin

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by olosk(m): 12:00pm On Oct 10, 2014

Baby, when I get to onitsha I will buy you aba

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by nickz(m): 12:13pm On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
will u b my PotatoI promise to b ur Tomato

i'm blinded nd struck by your beauty and your choice of words can i have your name and contacts for insurance reasons <3

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