Lordseyad:
Lol.. hombre divertido

Oh my, it's good to mingle with learned folks.... I had to google your post in order to get the meaning.

When I went for the PUTME, the beans I had there was not satisfactory.

The following day, I went there for the same beans, the fat woman had to bellow at me: Is it not water that we used in cooking it Then I said in my usual low voice: Alright, let it be little ma'am!

yungchop:
e be like dem no fit do the registration with phone abi?? I don dey try am e no gree do and my pC dey with ma broda for lasgidi. . Werin man pikin go do now? And please for those in BMS. . Where the L.A office dey?? And should I see him first before registration?

Taarh And now he's sounding serious, a beg no follow me yarn all these stuffs joor...

If you like, you can cry me a river, for all I care








Don't reg before you see your LA oo... He must endorse it first. It's a gradual process, so please don't rush.

yungchop:
e be like dem no fit do the registration with phone abi?? I don dey try am e no gree do and my pC dey with ma broda for lasgidi. . Werin man pikin go do now? And please for those in BMS. . Where the L.A office dey?? And should I see him first before registration?

U feil do am on your phone na...

mistudreh:

Sir, have been admitted to study CVE. I was cleared yesterday and directed to my level adviser to get my course outline but have not been able to get in touch with him. Pls, help to get the course outline here.
Thanks. God bless

Since you are cleared then Log in to your portal. Click on Main Menu, Click on Course Registration Then you can check your courses. Concerning the course outline I'm not in the right position to give you cos I'm not in your dept.

xarookqh:
Bro E Be Like Say Na UITH Oke-Oyi We Suppose Go Oh,Not Sure Tho

Yeah it's UITH.
...
wanna visit SAU first.

rkarang:


Taarh And now he's sounding serious, a beg no follow me yarn all these stuffs joor...

If you like, you can cry me a river, for all I care








Don't reg before you see your LA oo... He must endorse it first. It's a gradual process, so please don't rush.

bro, we have to be serious atleats once in a century bro, man dey serious eeven if he sip alomo, that's why e dey squeeze face

wheesin:


gbogbolet yungmilio2 agent9.. help ur guy nah..its time to help me 2

Sorry dis comes late....but they av said it all...

But wait...does it reflect on his clearance status dat he has already been moved or dat he will be moved??

Has any mbbs fresher met the level adviser?, and if yes what did he ask for.

Lordseyad:
Abeg se no Statistics chick dey for this place ni.....




Btw-- The Emirates city loading -- I don dey smell Alhaja's beans for Buka 7 already...

Omo I love Buka 3 and 6 just because their beans are very plenty. The #60 bread of Buka 6 is like #100. Can't wait to resume at the Faculty (Bukateria).

yungchop:
bro, we have to be serious atleats once in a century bro, man dey serious eeven if he sip alomo, that's why e dey squeeze face

This Boss go kill me ooo

Person wey serious dey get problem be that... Just like yours, you're confused and now serious

lucrownt:
Omo I love Buka 3 and 6 just because their beans are very plenty. The #60 bread of Buka 6 is like #100. Can't wait to resume at the Faculty (Bukateria).

Haha-- my sure bro...

Man dey serious even if he sip alomo, that's why e dey squeeze face- Yungchop 2014

When I enter the bustle campus of UNILORIN, una go bow say beans oracle don finally land for Ilorin.

Lordseyad:
Man dey serious even if he sip alomo, that's why e dey squeeze face- Yungchop 2014

10million naira guguru and epa for you and rkarang . . . make una make sure say una finish am o

agent9:


Sorry dis comes late....but they av said it all...

But wait...does it reflect on his clearance status dat he has already been moved or dat he will be moved??

Baba, Good Evening Sir,

I've come to give you Tuale, give you Tuale!

I've come to give you wetee, give you weytee


How you dey, sir?

yungchop:
10million naira guguru and epa for you and rkarang . . . make una make sure say una finish am o

I no gbadun my Molar o -aftermath of too much Chewing gum I think- So na rkarang go finish it..

Beans Oracle?

LMFAO-- iwo bobo yi, O kuku ni pa mi

yungchop:
10million naira guguru and epa for you and rkarang . . . make una make sure say una finish am o

As a shrewd business guy.... **hawks the guguru & epa** Sebi na to finish ham

Anybody's gat info abt hostel pls? Anxiety and un-necessary waiting is not a gud frnd of d mind.

Lordseyad:
Beans Oracle?

LMFAO-- iwo bobo yi, O kuku ni pa mi

Naxoo! The beans is like a cell to me--I theorize that there is no life apart from the life of beans.

Lordseyad:
I no gbadun my Molar o -aftermath of too much Chewing gum I think- So na rkarang go finish it..

walahi you and rkarang, eni duro je tan, 10milla guguru?? You go don enter coma by the time you finish 1 thousand naira own, ask wheesin if he come

rkarang:


Naxoo! The beans is like a cell to me--I theorize that there is no life apart from the life of beans.

That means Beans is/are basic unit of life..

OmolaraParis:
Anybody's gat info abt hostel pls? Anxiety and un-necessary waiting is not a gud frnd of d mind.

I so much love your post ma'am.. For you to have that in mind b4.. U jxt do the needful -- chill--

deedrizzie:
Pls does any1 know anytn abt d payment of schl fees?... And also d level adviser fr BMS

wats yor department

Bro Abasstoheeb, good evening sir!

[/color][color=] Pls o wen is unilorin's second list coming out o?

Phemsy:
I have just been cleared for mechanical engineering now.

may be u've been cleared since Friday,no clearance on Sat n sunday since dey ar nt workin in dos day

Abasstoheeb:
wats yor department

I sure he's not around to answer you now, he's in MBBS (he has even been cleared).

rkarang:
Bro Abasstoheeb, good evening sir!

Gud evenin sir rkarang,pls hve 4goten wat u tod me to do last tym,i went to Unilorin 2day unfurtunately,i found no worker dere bt i was furtunate to see 1 man 2day who enlighted me 2day,he said i shud be patience and nt to re upload again dat dey wil clear all of us,bt tel me if i see same tinz til lyk nxt wik friday,i shud nw complain to d COMSIT

Abasstoheeb:
may be u've been cleared since Friday,no clearance on Sat n sunday since dey ar nt workin in dos day

Sir, last year admission list was released on Saturday. The school fees charges for this year was updated on Sunday....

The course registration was "most likely" to have been updated this morning (cos I checked it around 8pm yesterday but it wasn't there).

rkarang:


I sure he's not around to answer you now, he's in MBBS (he has even been cleared).

owkay tnx

yungchop:
e be like dem no fit do the registration with phone abi?? I don dey try am e no gree do and my pC dey with ma broda for lasgidi. . Werin man pikin go do now? And please for those in BMS. . Where the L.A office dey?? And should I see him first before registration?

Call ur L.A with the provided no. sir. You can also E-mail him. For those in physiology, the L.A is one MR Lukuman Oyewole. While for those in Medicine, the L.A is one MR *Awosomething* (can't really remember d guy's name), a prof in Anatomy department. Me i go land for UITH 1st thing monday morning 'cause this 13days, 2 hrs, 14 mins, 20secs ish dey fear me