The 2nd batch will be available this Wednesday. it's finally ready. congrats ahead for those that are just a mark below the cut off mark.

JSMMUYIWA:

O MAKE SENSE!
THANKS

...........did u also change to geography

.

dammyg319:
hmmm...yeah...i guess so

u re a perfect definition of beauty

u re more than beautiful itself could be.


But this one err'body is quoting u, it's like I will keep off

goksonjay:
The 2nd batch will be available this Wednesday. it's finally ready. congrats ahead for those that are just a mark below the cut off mark.

what of those short of 2 marks

precious001:
Thinking,praying,fasting,looking,watching,sleeping, waking,eating,listening........WAITING FOR THIS 2ND BATCH LIST!!! I WON'T DIE BEFORE MY TIME O! I rest my case

This is d perfect way we should be till its out in less dan 8dayz tym...... Am smelln it as its aproachn nearer!!

PrinceCEE:


u re a perfect definition of beauty

u re more than beautiful itself could be.


But this one err'body is quoting u, it's like I will keep off

hmmmmm...lmao...thankz for d compliment tho....

COPIED
Warning: This article is somewhat awkward and
crazy.
And it’s meant for only those who do not shy away
from the truth. I mean, those who don’t “form.”
I don't like hypocrites!
Why do we all kind of fret when others talk about
shit?
I mean, it beats my imagination flat how people
pretend to be robots. We all need to stop this
pretence and feel freer to discuss issues about
shit....
Do you know what makes shit interesting? Just as
we were all born by a woman, we all shit... You
shit... I shit...President Jonathan shits...Obama
shits... And even your parents shit...
These point to the fact that shitting is part of life— an
integral part.
Shitting is something we all do every day, but at
varying frequencies. While some drop heavy, killer
lumps of shit once daily, others shit multiple times,
releasing dense microchips during each session.
The mechanism of delivery of shit also varies among
individuals. Some people drop theirs with absolute
ease, while some practically go through “labour”
before delivering their lumps.
The time of delivery of shit varies, too. Some are
experts at “quickie” shitting (10 seconds to 2
minutes).
Some, on the other hand, will spend ages (up to 30
minutes or more) and will involve all the muscles of
their abdomen, pelvis, face, and even upper limb just
to drop a lump of shit.
Types of shit
There are over hundred types of shit, classified
using
various methods, but I won’t go into details of these
classifications. Rather, I will randomly pick and
discuss the most interesting types.
There we go…
*.Hallucination or ghost shit: You feel something
leaving your butts, but you can’t see anything in the
toilet.
*.Holy shit: The type of shit you enjoy its release so
much that you never want to leave the toilet again.
*.Neat shit: This type of shit leaves no traces; you
see it
in the toilet bowl, but you get no stains on the tissue
paper.
*.Wet or dripping shit: Even after 20 attempts to wipe
this type of shit with a tissue paper, you keep getting
stains. Before you know it, you may exhaust a
complete roll of tissue. At the end of the day, you
will resign to fate, placing tissue paper between your
butts and underwear (to protect your underwear
from
stains).
*.Second wave shit: This type of shit comes after
you think you’re done shitting. You’ve dressed up
and are about leaving the toilet when you feel the
urge to shit again.
*.Break-a-vein shit: Delivering this type of shit
requires you to strain very hard. If you’re not
careful, you may
end up with stroke.
*.Gassy shit: This type of shit is preceded by lots of
noisy farts, which create awareness. Everyone
around would be like, “gosh!”
*.Giant log shit: This type of shit is so massive that
you won’t believe it came from you. No amount of
water can flush such. Before you can flush it
successfully, you must first break it into pieces
using a stick.
*.Bulldozer shit: When this type of shit lands in the
toilet bowl, the water in there splashes upwards.
The splashes can reach as high as the ceiling
(depending on the weight of the shit).
*.Maradona shit: This type of shit comes shockingly,
when all you were expecting was a fart. In short, it
dribbles you.
*.Black shit: The name says it all. You grab?
*.Obstinate shit: This type of shit just won’t come
out, no matter how hard you try. Yet, you keep
feeling
the urge. You will need to try again after some
hours.
*.Peppery shit: After dropping this type of shit, your
butts feel very hot and peppery. You’ll feel like
placing iced block between them to get some relief.
*.Pump action shit: This comes in quick successive
lumps that land in the toilet bowl to produce a
pleasant rhythm (something like “gbo-gba-gbo-gb
o-gba-gba-gbi.”)
*.Liquid or tap shit: This light yellow type of shit
splashes all over the toilet bowl and soils your butts
from inside outwards. When you start, it’s like
opening
a tap; the flow is amazingly continuous.
*.Mexican shit: This kind of shit smells so badly that
your nose blocks. Even your neighbours can’t bear
it.
You have to take furtive glances before leaving the
toilet—you don’t want anyone to know that the
rancid stench came from inside of you.
*.Lace shit: A close look at this type of shit gives a
clue
about your last meal. You can see some vegetable
leaves or grains of corn.
*.Slider shit: This type of shit slides straight down
the
toilet pipe after leaving your butts. It leaves you
confused as to whether you really did shit or not.
*.Rock shit: This type of shit is so hard that you feel
like
your butt is tearing. Flushing won’t get it away
unless you wait till after water softens it. To get rid
of it immediately, you will need to fill a big bucket
with
water, raise it over your head (or higher, if possible
you can stand on a stool), and pour into the toilet
bowl from that height.
*.Suspended or hanging shit: This type of shit fails to
drop into the toilet bowl even after leaving your
butts; it hangs. To get it out, you will need to rise up
a bit
and wriggle your body like a belly dancer so that the
movement cuts it out, or contract your pelvic
muscles so that the sphincter cuts it off. Having
understood the importance and types of shit, you
can now teach others, too. You see, shit happens
every day, and there’s no need hiding this fact.
You need to stop shying away from shit. And you
need to remember that this article is just a product
of the author’ crazy imagination and brainstorming..
...
But all the same, shit rocks! So, spread the word,
and stop all the “forming.”(no offense)
I REST MY CASE.

dammyg319:
hmmmmm...lmao...thankz for d compliment tho....

u're wlcm

goksonjay:
The 2nd batch will be available this Wednesday. it's finally ready. congrats ahead for those that are just a mark below the cut off mark.

me personally no go take ham easy with you if the list no show

Dopeyomi:
COPIED
Warning: This article is somewhat awkward and
crazy.
And it’s meant for only those who do not shy away
from the truth. I mean, those who don’t “form.”
I don't like hypocrites!
Why do we all kind of fret when others talk about
shit?
I mean, it beats my imagination flat how people
pretend to be robots. We all need to stop this
pretence and feel freer to discuss issues about
shit....
Do you know what makes shit interesting? Just as
we were all born by a woman, we all shit... You
shit... I shit...President Jonathan shits...Obama
shits... And even your parents shit...
These point to the fact that shitting is part of life— an
integral part.
Shitting is something we all do every day, but at
varying frequencies. While some drop heavy, killer
lumps of shit once daily, others shit multiple times,
releasing dense microchips during each session.
The mechanism of delivery of shit also varies among
individuals. Some people drop theirs with absolute
ease, while some practically go through “labour”
before delivering their lumps.
The time of delivery of shit varies, too. Some are
experts at “quickie” shitting (10 seconds to 2
minutes).
Some, on the other hand, will spend ages (up to 30
minutes or more) and will involve all the muscles of
their abdomen, pelvis, face, and even upper limb just
to drop a lump of shit.
Types of shit
There are over hundred types of shit, classified
using
various methods, but I won’t go into details of these
classifications. Rather, I will randomly pick and
discuss the most interesting types.
There we go…
*.Hallucination or ghost shit: You feel something
leaving your butts, but you can’t see anything in the
toilet.
*.Holy shit: The type of shit you enjoy its release so
much that you never want to leave the toilet again.
*.Neat shit: This type of shit leaves no traces; you
see it
in the toilet bowl, but you get no stains on the tissue
paper.
*.Wet or dripping shit: Even after 20 attempts to wipe
this type of shit with a tissue paper, you keep getting
stains. Before you know it, you may exhaust a
complete roll of tissue. At the end of the day, you
will resign to fate, placing tissue paper between your
butts and underwear (to protect your underwear
from
stains).
*.Second wave shit: This type of shit comes after
you think you’re done shitting. You’ve dressed up
and are about leaving the toilet when you feel the
urge to shit again.
*.Break-a-vein shit: Delivering this type of shit
requires you to strain very hard. If you’re not
careful, you may
end up with stroke.
*.Gassy shit: This type of shit is preceded by lots of
noisy farts, which create awareness. Everyone
around would be like, “gosh!”
*.Giant log shit: This type of shit is so massive that
you won’t believe it came from you. No amount of
water can flush such. Before you can flush it
successfully, you must first break it into pieces
using a stick.
*.Bulldozer shit: When this type of shit lands in the
toilet bowl, the water in there splashes upwards.
The splashes can reach as high as the ceiling
(depending on the weight of the shit).
*.Maradona shit: This type of shit comes shockingly,
when all you were expecting was a fart. In short, it
dribbles you.
*.Black shit: The name says it all. You grab?
*.Obstinate shit: This type of shit just won’t come
out, no matter how hard you try. Yet, you keep
feeling
the urge. You will need to try again after some
hours.
*.Peppery shit: After dropping this type of shit, your
butts feel very hot and peppery. You’ll feel like
placing iced block between them to get some relief.
*.Pump action shit: This comes in quick successive
lumps that land in the toilet bowl to produce a
pleasant rhythm (something like “gbo-gba-gbo-gb
o-gba-gba-gbi.”)
*.Liquid or tap shit: This light yellow type of shit
splashes all over the toilet bowl and soils your butts
from inside outwards. When you start, it’s like
opening
a tap; the flow is amazingly continuous.
*.Mexican shit: This kind of shit smells so badly that
your nose blocks. Even your neighbours can’t bear
it.
You have to take furtive glances before leaving the
toilet—you don’t want anyone to know that the
rancid stench came from inside of you.
*.Lace shit: A close look at this type of shit gives a
clue
about your last meal. You can see some vegetable
leaves or grains of corn.
*.Slider shit: This type of shit slides straight down
the
toilet pipe after leaving your butts. It leaves you
confused as to whether you really did shit or not.
*.Rock shit: This type of shit is so hard that you feel
like
your butt is tearing. Flushing won’t get it away
unless you wait till after water softens it. To get rid
of it immediately, you will need to fill a big bucket
with
water, raise it over your head (or higher, if possible
you can stand on a stool), and pour into the toilet
bowl from that height.
*.Suspended or hanging shit: This type of shit fails to
drop into the toilet bowl even after leaving your
butts; it hangs. To get it out, you will need to rise up
a bit
and wriggle your body like a belly dancer so that the
movement cuts it out, or contract your pelvic
muscles so that the sphincter cuts it off. Having
understood the importance and types of shit, you
can now teach others, too. You see, shit happens
every day, and there’s no need hiding this fact.
You need to stop shying away from shit. And you
need to remember that this article is just a product
of the author’ crazy imagination and brainstorming..
...
But all the same, shit rocks! So, spread the word,
and stop all the “forming.”(no offense)
I REST MY CASE.

this post git my ribs cracking and tears gushing out

If the list is to come out on Wednesday, that'll really be a double celebration for me

dammyg319:

sorry buh i cant do that

along11:


Me i wuld xo mch love to get to knw u beta

along11:

Can u get a way to drop ur digitz fr me abeg

along11:


Me i wuld xo mch love to get to knw u beta

my heart goes out to you bro, I feel your pain.

See wetin UI turn Dopeyemi to

Obynobyl:
my heart goes out to you bro, I feel your pain.

I sympathize with the brother too

Dopeyomi, person wey do you, e noe go better for am.

goksonjay:
The 2nd batch will be available this Wednesday. it's finally ready. congrats ahead for those that are just a mark below the cut off mark.

bro what people that did Coc and scored 60 above

UI's already updated their site finally

Lexxybooy:
This is d perfect way we should be till its out in less dan 8dayz tym...... Am smelln it as its aproachn nearer!!

Ha! Welldone ! You've been smelling it since last year

Dis page409; Is so funny.....mumsy had 2run 2my room 2knw whats up! @dopeyomi and d oda guy

precious001:
Ha! Welldone ! You've been smelling it since last year

haba, se u no dey 4get d past ni!?....... I just startd smelln it.... The aroma seems So sumptuous! Am salivating alrdy!

"Professor ODEKU's Inaugural lecture abstract" has finally shifted to position no:2 for "UI's Retreat for the management Team and key officers of the Institution" Hopefully, it will also shift to position no:2 in d nearest dayz When d tag=>> "2014/2015 Admissions Exercise: Supplementary List" would b in Position number ONE

PrinceCEE:
If the list is to come out on Wednesday, that'll really be a double celebration for me

na ur birthday??

Pr0ton:
See wetin UI turn Dopeyemi to

RtF

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FrancisTony:
Dopeyomi, person wey do you, e noe go better for am.

Amen fire!!!

Lexxybooy:
na ur birthday??

yap

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Dopeyomi:



RtF

RtF

Pr0ton:



RtF

Roll on the floor

Dopeyomi:



Roll on the floor

HSNEM