Richie0974:
Who doesn't know those words ain't English

kaya09:
If this useless thread make Fp i go smoke one full bowl of weed today

adonbilivit:
these are words the average Nigerian uses when speaking english on daily basis. i bet most of us think they are really english words while some know they are not but still use them because they have been sort of accepted as correct. they are no longer considered blunders in grammar by Nigerians but if you dare use them during interviews and other corporate activities you are on your own (oyo). here they are:

1. sef: we often use this word in place of "anyway". i hear people say things like "what is it sef"?

2. eiya or heiya: this is used when u feel sorry for someone. for example, if a friend tells you armed rubbers attacked him your response will most likely be "eiya, hope they didn't injure you sha"?

3. sha: as you can see i used it in point 2 above. Nigerians use it in place of the word "though". here is an example; "I am tired but i will still work sha"...i am very much guilty of this point right here. when i use the word "though" most people don't seem to understand me.

4. na: hmmm, i don't even know the english word that can be substituted with this. we tend to use it when we are trying to make something clear to people. here is how we use it:

john: which of them bro?

james: the black one na

5. joor: this one seems to lack a substitute too. it usually portrays some kind of aggression and anger when used. when for instance, a guy is pestering a girl she might say something like "leave me alone joor".

6. shey: this one is used instead of "right". it is often applied when asking question. e.g "you saw Aminu yesterday, shey? notice that it took the place of "right" in the sentence.

kaya09:
If this useless thread make Fp i go smoke one full bowl of weed today

dagbenga:
So who told u its not english ,may be u spelt it wrong but the "installmentally I know is pure english ,thank me later.

tomiobj:
lol. M waitn 4 u to cum for me legally. First find where I am gointo put it

Richie0974:
Who doesn't know those words ain't English

adonbilivit:
these are words the average Nigerian uses when speaking english on daily basis. i bet most of us think they are really english words while some know they are not but still use them because they have been sort of accepted as correct. they are no longer considered blunders in grammar by Nigerians but if you dare use them during interviews and other corporate activities you are on your own (oyo). here they are:

1. sef: we often use this word in place of "anyway". i hear people say things like "what is it sef"?

2. eiya or heiya: this is used when u feel sorry for someone. for example, if a friend tells you armed rubbers attacked him your response will most likely be "eiya, hope they didn't injure you sha"?

3. sha: as you can see i used it in point 2 above. Nigerians use it in place of the word "though". here is an example; "I am tired but i will still work sha"...i am very much guilty of this point right here. when i use the word "though" most people don't seem to understand me.

4. na: hmmm, i don't even know the english word that can be substituted with this. we tend to use it when we are trying to make something clear to people. here is how we use it:

john: which of them bro?

james: the black one na

5. joor: this one seems to lack a substitute too. it usually portrays some kind of aggression and anger when used. when for instance, a guy is pestering a girl she might say something like "leave me alone joor".

6. shey: this one is used instead of "right". it is often applied when asking question. e.g "you saw Aminu yesterday, shey? notice that it took the place of "right" in the sentence.

Ephhay:
Beta start smokin d bowl of weed...

kaya09:
If this useless thread make Fp i go smoke one full bowl of weed today

dagbenga:
So who told u its not english ,may be u spelt it wrong but the "installmentally I know is pure english ,thank me later.

SmellMyFart:
This people go just dey disturb person even on monday. Mtchewwww


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ME: Who's there?

"Jehovah's Witness."


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"But you just ans...."


ME: I SAY NOBODY DEY HOUSE!! This na their dog, Bingo!!!

Richie0974:
Who doesn't know those words ain't English

adonbilivit:
your opinion. but dont you think this is not enough reason to say one is not intelligent. An "intelligent" dude like you might assume the word "akin" is not an english word on seeing it first. i hope i ve made a point. never condescend on peope...no one knows it all.

misshoree:
I don't get your point

tomiobj:
lol. M waitn 4 u to cum for me legally. First find where I am gointo put it

kaya09:
If this useless thread make Fp i go smoke one full bowl of weed today

kaya09:
If this useless thread make Fp i go smoke one full bowl of weed today

glitest:
"Haba" Which "Kain" topic "bi" this?