mistudreh:

Bro wherever you are this night.... Goodness and mercy of the Lord shall continue to follow you. Thanks so much

Big AMEN to that sir.
Wishing you all the best

lukmonadeola:
@ AHMAD JR.What is the outcome of the senate meeting.

Sorry wasn't in sch today.
...
Couldn't bear the stress of queuing again

MsTIQ:
Yes to both! What's the outcome of that senate meeting? Na 2k I suppose for dat handbook..

Ahmadjr:


Sorry wasn't in sch today.
...
Couldn't bear the stress of queuing again

...

Who told u about the handbook and how do we get it?

mistudreh:
Hello guys, I checked my admission status on jamb site... Its telling me no admission yet! I tried to check the admission letter also, its complaining about the pin of the card I used.
I have been offered admission into unilorin, to study CVE and I have been cleared on the portal.
Pls what can be the problem ? Am I good to go about my registration?

you have nothing to worry about
l
start your Registration
you good to go Man

any news on hostel apps..........needs an accurate reply

Kweentinu:
His name is Mr Bakare Adebola Rafiu...Department of political science.

Mr. Bakare... Hmmmm
You should get prepared for your dept. I was lectured by Mr Bakare for one 'Pos 11something' and I gotta tell you dat POLITICAL SCIENCE ain't a dept to joke around with.
The funniest part is that many non-political science students passed very well but that was not quite the case with political science students as many of them failed.
I dont mean to scare you(my good friend in d dept is an all-A student) but dont get distracted sha and try to get the best result you can in your 100L...
Wishin u d very best

Ahmadjr:


Sorry wasn't in sch today.
...
Couldn't bear the stress of queuing again

You got me laughing bruh... U call that a queue Wait till about two weeks time when lectures have fully started. You will learn 'The Art of SHUNTING(I don't even know if that is the correct spelling sef)

Yungmilio2:

you have nothing to worry about
l
start your Registration
you good to go Man

Thanks bro.... Abeg which department u dey?

Abeg any cis student in da aws

mistudreh:

Thanks bro.... Abeg which department u dey?

comp sci

nihyih:
Abeg any cis student in da aws

yea

khalidola11:


yea

av u bin cleard nd wen r u going 2 enter school

Kweentinu:
His name is Mr Bakare Adebola Rafiu...Department of political science.

Ahmadjr:


Sorry wasn't in sch today.
...
Couldn't bear the stress of queuing again

BRODA,hope you will go tomorrow,don't worry about the que i will send helicopter that will bring you back from school.

3 thieves were taken 2 court, and were found
guilty.
1st thief stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in
prison cuz there are 3fishes inside 1 sardine.
The 2nd thief stole a tray of eggs, he got 30yrs
in prison cuz a tray of egg contains 30eggs.
The 3rd thief collapsed.
Do u know why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.He stole a bag of RICE......

KehindeAwoniyi:


Mr. Bakare... Hmmmm
You should get prepared for your dept. I was lectured by Mr Bakare for one 'Pos 11something' and I gotta tell you dat POLITICAL SCIENCE ain't a dept to joke around with.
The funniest part is that many non-political science students passed very well but that was not quite the case with political science students as many of them failed.
I dont mean to scare you(my good friend in d dept is an all-A student) but dont get distracted sha and try to get the best result you can in your 100L...
Wishin u d very best

Wah dept are yu and level my dear?

lukmonadeola:
3 thieves were taken 2 court, and were found
guilty.
1st thief stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in
prison cuz there are 3fishes inside 1 sardine.
The 2nd thief stole a tray of eggs, he got 30yrs
in prison cuz a tray of egg contains 30eggs.
The 3rd thief collapsed.
Do u know why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.He stole a bag of RICE......

Laff wan kill me die.........Omo tha dude qreedy ooh!!

nihyih:
av u bin cleard nd wen r u going 2 enter school

have been cleared, I was cleared yesterday and I will b leaving for school weekend.. wat of u bro

Opey4luv:



To make others happy, you have to be a very happy individual!

Being your hostel mate ain't no biggie, just help me beg these dudes to clear me first.

bro, dem don give you admission so its a MUST for you to be cleared just chill bro, Rkarang whatsup hommie? I was in UITH today to see ma LA

GhenGhen(see tha gbagaun sha 's'
whichs departments mans?

crowther15:
any news on hostel apps..........needs an accurate reply

Ahmadjr:


Sorry wasn't in sch today.
...
Couldn't bear the stress of queuing again

Hehehe......Yu neva start Just few days yu don dey complain!

omonlaa:
Please I want to know if there is still another admission list that is yet to be released.Also is there going to be a list for D.E or what is the process for D.E students and also IJMB students(D.E)? Thanks.

can someone please answer this?

Ahmadjr:

...
Class rep?
Handbook fees?
...

neva heard of anything about d handbook.....but heard of d class rep(chatin wit him on watsapp though)

I need a house/room at oke-odo, sarab, I no want all doz hostel,

omonlaa:


can someone please answer this?

I strongly believe that there will be another list. I was admitted sometimes Nov 14 last year and admission alert will still be ringing till the day of matriculation

EVarn:
Aliens..*Leers Evilly*,Indeed,Making The Guy Feel Like A Criminal Mastermind.Lol.

Haha,BEING Evil is FUN!

KehindeAwoniyi:


Mr. Bakare... Hmmmm
You should get prepared for your dept. I was lectured by Mr Bakare for one 'Pos 11something' and I gotta tell you dat POLITICAL SCIENCE ain't a dept to joke around with.
The funniest part is that many non-political science students passed very well but that was not quite the case with political science students as many of them failed.
I dont mean to scare you(my good friend in d dept is an all-A student) but dont get distracted sha and try to get the best result you can in your 100L...
Wishin u d very best

Thank you sir

yungchop:
bro, dem don give you admission so its a MUST for you to be cleared just chill bro, Rkarang whatsup hommie? I was in UITH today to see ma LA

Abeg,wetin hapen wen u get dere
bt i saw my LA num n email on my details
Wat dos dat means n do u see yors

yungchop:
bro, dem don give you admission so its a MUST for you to be cleared just chill bro, Rkarang whatsup hommie? I was in UITH today to see ma LA

Oh, that's great! Hope you're slowly getting on with your new environment?




Hey, I hope you've not been accompanying any skirt to your LA? A guy is doing it here and they've been stylishly warning him here... I pity him tho


I've been having long day......

Meanwhile, Yungmillio's "INTO" has been very much invaluable rah here.... You gotta be rugged here and stay away from trouble

lukmonadeola:
3 thieves were taken 2 court, and were found
guilty.
1st thief stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in
prison cuz there are 3fishes inside 1 sardine.
The 2nd thief stole a tray of eggs, he got 30yrs
in prison cuz a tray of egg contains 30eggs.
The 3rd thief collapsed.
Do u know why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.He stole a bag of RICE......

Well if he had gone to school and listen well in English class then he'd have known he had no reason to collapse and willl very much argue his case
...
Cuz a bag of rice is uncountable making it to be invariably 1 bag of rice, so he'd be spending just 1yr then.

Plasty:
neva heard of anything about d handbook.....but heard of d class rep(chatin wit him on watsapp though)

2:40am? Ogbeni yhu no dey sleep?
...
About the class rep, kindly drop his digits please.

yungchop:
bro, dem don give you admission so its a MUST for you to be cleared just chill bro, Rkarang whatsup hommie? I was in UITH today to see ma LA

What's his name pls, the LA?
Did u meet with him?
What time where u there?
What documents did u take along?
What instructions did he give u?
How do u think one can get to uith from post office or challenge?
...
Sorry for d 20-questions bro.