navistar:
Sabiguy and ayomax.. let it go!!!!

Hibiscuss:
Those wey pay 4k and wey never receive callup number and we wey dey expect am next week , oya come Let us Laff small to temporarily ƒσяget the problem NYSC is given us

3 thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty,
1st man stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in prison
cuz there are 3fishes inside 1 sardine.
The 2nd man stole a tray of eggs, he got 30yrs in
prison cuz a tray of egg contains 30eggs*tear* .
The 3rd guy collapsed.
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Abeg, oya grin now.

Lmfao!!!! This got me laughing real hard! Damn!!!

niceeric:

together we made it bro!!!!

Yeeeaaahhh!!!

Sabiguy you never tell me "congrats" ooo... ..ah de wait you abeg

Information to all OAU graduates

NEW DIRECTIVE FOR COLLECTION OF NYSC CALLUP LETTER:All H O D are requested to please bring to thenotice of graduates already mobilized for NYSCbatch 'C' 2014 the following documents theyneed to posses before going to camp1. They are to collect their STATEMENT OFRESULT/TO WHOM or their UniversityCertificate as the case may be from Exams andRecords.2. Pay the sum of #500 to StudentsMiscellaneous Account with WEMA Bank,O.A.U. Branch. Account Number U000218c.3. With the teller used for payment at WEMAbank, they should proceed to Exams andRecords to obtain '' Letter of Introduction toNYSC'' duly signed by the Deputy Registrar,Examinations and Records.4. Go On-line to print their call-up letters.5. Proceed to their respective NYSC OrientationCamps with their ID card,University TO WHOM/STATEMENT OF RESULT OR UniversityCertificate & letter of introduction to NYSC.Thank you.

kaka22:
Information to all OAU graduates

NEW DIRECTIVE FOR COLLECTION OF NYSC CALLUP LETTER:All H O D are requested to please bring to thenotice of graduates already mobilized for NYSCbatch 'C' 2014 the following documents theyneed to posses before going to camp1. They are to collect their STATEMENT OFRESULT/TO WHOM or their UniversityCertificate as the case may be from Exams andRecords.2. Pay the sum of #500 to StudentsMiscellaneous Account with WEMA Bank,O.A.U. Branch. Account Number U000218c.3. With the teller used for payment at WEMAbank, they should proceed to Exams andRecords to obtain '' Letter of Introduction toNYSC'' duly signed by the Deputy Registrar,Examinations and Records.4. Go On-line to print their call-up letters.5. Proceed to their respective NYSC OrientationCamps with their ID card,University TO WHOM/STATEMENT OF RESULT OR UniversityCertificate & letter of introduction to NYSC.Thank you.

Afi "oba awon university" naa...nonsense!!!

Ayomax:

ghen ghen, I noticed something funny about you, is like after ppl yab your life, you act normal for two days then the 3rd day your madness start all over again. I'm waiting

Lol! You r talking like a secondary school boi! What d H is "yab ur life" ? Does that withdraw a dime from d bank or pull a hair off the skin? I know i'll soon put u to ur size but I'll spare u on this one! Shey na u be Mr travel agent wey dey ignorant about travels right? U wan learn ni and i go train u well well! No worry! U go soon jump again! Abi nor be u? I trust u na, u go soon jump!
Continue to dey raise Ur shoulders like a crab!

hawdi:
Sabiguy you never tell me "congrats" ooo... ..ah de wait you abeg

Congrats jare padi mi... Sorry I been dey rock GTA V ni but I was still gonna halla u! Happy for u bro! Welcome to the cabin

sabiguy:


Lol! You r talking like a secondary school boi! What d H is "yab ur life" ? Does that withdraw a dime from d bank or pull a hair off the skin? I know i'll soon put u to ur size but I'll spare u on this one! Shey na u be Mr travel agent wey dey ignorant abouy travels right? U wan learn ni and i go train u well well! No worry! U go soon jump again! Abi nor be u? I trust u na, u go soon jump!

(I will pretend I didn't see this post)

Dairis God oooooo...This experiment NYSC dey use us do....Chaiii #GodisWatchingooo

Ayomax:

(I will pretend I didn't see this post)

guy abeg no talk, just go sleep. today na my mama bday, I don't want e-war today. by the way happy birthday to my sweet Mum.

sabiguy:


Lol! You r talking like a secondary school boi! What d H is "yab ur life" ? Does that withdraw a dime from d bank or pull a hair off the skin? I know i'll soon put u to ur size but I'll spare u on this one! Shey na u be Mr travel agent wey dey ignorant about travels right? U wan learn ni and i go train u well well! No worry! U go soon jump again! Abi nor be u? I trust u na, u go soon jump!
Continue to dey raise Ur shoulders like a crab!

E don do you self, you no dey tire?

shunful:

guy abeg no talk, just go sleep. today na my mama bday, I don't want e-war today. by the way happy birthday to my sweet Mum.

Hapi Bday Mama Shunful....she wl live long to enjoy d fruit of her Labour.

shunful:
E don do you self, you no dey tire?

Happy Birthday to your mom! Long life and prosperity! Regards to mommy

kaka22:
Information to all OAU graduates

NEW DIRECTIVE FOR COLLECTION OF NYSC CALLUP LETTER:All H O D are requested to please bring to thenotice of graduates already mobilized for NYSCbatch 'C' 2014 the following documents theyneed to posses before going to camp1. They are to collect their STATEMENT OFRESULT/TO WHOM or their UniversityCertificate as the case may be from Exams andRecords.2. Pay the sum of #500 to StudentsMiscellaneous Account with WEMA Bank,O.A.U. Branch. Account Number U000218c.3. With the teller used for payment at WEMAbank, they should proceed to Exams andRecords to obtain '' Letter of Introduction toNYSC'' duly signed by the Deputy Registrar,Examinations and Records.4. Go On-line to print their call-up letters.5. Proceed to their respective NYSC OrientationCamps with their ID card,University TO WHOM/STATEMENT OF RESULT OR UniversityCertificate & letter of introduction to NYSC.Thank you.

av they pasted d mob list

silently passing by,,,,*(not expecting to see anyone dis late)

SHEGXO ! GREAT MAKURDIAN!!!

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kaka22:
Information to all OAU graduates

NEW DIRECTIVE FOR COLLECTION OF NYSC CALLUP LETTER:All H O D are requested to please bring to thenotice of graduates already mobilized for NYSCbatch 'C' 2014 the following documents theyneed to posses before going to camp1. They are to collect their STATEMENT OFRESULT/TO WHOM or their UniversityCertificate as the case may be from Exams andRecords.2. Pay the sum of #500 to StudentsMiscellaneous Account with WEMA Bank,O.A.U. Branch. Account Number U000218c.3. With the teller used for payment at WEMAbank, they should proceed to Exams andRecords to obtain '' Letter of Introduction toNYSC'' duly signed by the Deputy Registrar,Examinations and Records.4. Go On-line to print their call-up letters.5. Proceed to their respective NYSC OrientationCamps with their ID card,University TO WHOM/STATEMENT OF RESULT OR UniversityCertificate & letter of introduction to NYSC.Thank you.

OAU --> Oba Adaniduro University.. Rubbish
Bro av dey pasted d list?

djsaintboss:
Good Evening House.

1. On the issue of PCMs who paid the N4,060 earlier & are yet to receive their Callup number, the reason is that we have only processed about 60,000 plus out of the over 130,000 that have registered online. So any PCM that paid
& the payment transaction is successful will receive his/her Callup number in the[I] next phase[I] after processing.

2. Note that once the data of a PCM is processed, the link for 'Change of Date of Birth' will no longer be available on the dash board for the PCM to change.

3. Some PCMs have been calling to say that registration closes on the 12th Oct but they can not find the link to change their date of birth while others PCMs can. It simply means we have processed theirs & yet to process those that still have the link activated.
In any online application, once you submit, it means you are done hence we have the right to process.

4. On reported cases of 'PENDING' transaction status, its a network issue. It should deliver later but if there is deduction or debit of account and transaction failed then PCM should write providing their details to include full names, email, matric no., transaction payment reference number & day of payment.

5. On concessional request, pls go ahead & compile your secretariat's list as usual and forward to Mobilization. NOTE: Advice the members of staff to stick to the new deployment policy, which is that PCMs should no longer be deployed to their geopolitical zone. Eg. Mr. Agarra (Abia) whose daughter is part of this Batch 'C' 2014 cannot be posted to any State in South East because she is from the zone except of course on health or marital ground. This was the reason that a lot of concessional posting request failed the last time.

6. On Foreign Trained Graduates that can not find appointment date to pick for verification of their uploaded documents in DHQ Abuja hence cannot submit, this is strictly a Management Decision. I have been receiving calls in this regard. Over 5,000 Foreign trained graduates have been registered, more allotments were created such that about 250 are verified daily which necessitated that everyone must be in ground till as late as 10pm until the last PCM is verified. An additional two days had been added i.e. Monday 13th & Tuesday 14th Oct for verification which by the way is already filled up.
So in a nutshell, if Management decides to add more days or allotments, those waiting can pick a date if not I guess they will have to wait for next batch. My advice is that they should check for availability of dates periodically.

7. Finally & more importantly.
Pls forward the following:
i. Challenges you have with the present camp registration software,
ii. What do you currently use for Primary Assignment Posting
iii. What can be done to make your job easy.
iv. Also consider the fact that passport photograph must be embedded on the posting letter. Please give this (7) top priority & treat urgently. Your responses are expected as soon as possible. Kindly inform all desk officers.

Thank you
(Me self don get long legs like Sodiq)

Guy please what do they mean by "next phase"?

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Guy, seriously?...

Kossyne:


Guy, seriously?...

Lols... Na mtn cause am ooo

Kossyne:


Guy, seriously?...

Y NOT BRO?.
I HAIL

sabiguy:


Congrats jare padi mi... Sorry I been dey rock GTA V ni but I was still gonna halla u! Happy for u bro! Welcome to the cabin

I see. Thanks man. You're far too kind

hawdi:


Loool! I see. My bad. I ready to mock them Ilorin people weh de always shout "better by far" ni...you no see as them better so tey na them first paste mobilisation list..rubbish. you sef fit be part of 'em oo, make una con gather attack me.

Tor! Hope say no be personal sha? na by who 1st paste MOB list dem dey use rate Uni nii....well, make we no make noise for here as Lagos state govt dan declare 2day as "Horn Free Day"

Ayomax:

(I will pretend I didn't see this post)

Please do pretend you didn't see it. There is no point exchanging words with a schizophrenic patient.

kaka22:
Information to all OAU graduates

NEW DIRECTIVE FOR COLLECTION OF NYSC CALLUP LETTER:All H O D are requested to please bring to thenotice of graduates already mobilized for NYSCbatch 'C' 2014 the following documents theyneed to posses before going to camp1. They are to collect their STATEMENT OFRESULT/TO WHOM or their UniversityCertificate as the case may be from Exams andRecords.2. Pay the sum of #500 to StudentsMiscellaneous Account with WEMA Bank,O.A.U. Branch. Account Number U000218c.3. With the teller used for payment at WEMAbank, they should proceed to Exams andRecords to obtain '' Letter of Introduction toNYSC'' duly signed by the Deputy Registrar,Examinations and Records.4. Go On-line to print their call-up letters.

go on-line to print call-up letter from which e-portal(oau/nysc)?

Hawdi,taiwo4luv,mongerous,and oda ladokites,congratulations!!! bt av u been given ur statement of results,nufin yet as far as agric is concerned.just want 2 knw if oda depts av gotten theirs.

Macmilla:

Please do pretend you didn't see it. There is no point exchanging words with a schizophrenic patient.

U dey quench fire abi u dey rekindle ham bro

hawdi:

Loooo! Thanks ma'am. You far too kind . But, why you de cover face na?! You ain't gotten yours yet??

I have, got it from my school...U're always very funny. Meanwhile where do u hope to serve?

Mizcurrency:

I have, got it from my school...U're always very funny. Meanwhile where do u hope to serve?

what schl z dah?

emmytayor:



U dey quench fire abi u dey rekindle ham bro

Just advising someone that seems to be sane.