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English Coreection by Nobody: 9:33am On Oct 15, 2014 |
My dear Ghanaians Its church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'. My fellow Nigerians Its bath, not 'baff'. Our currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'. My dear Edo people Its argument, not 'ajument'. My dear Yorubas Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight, not 'hate'. Its Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'. My dear Ibadan peeps Its not 'sun tissu', its Sean Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero! My dear Hausa people Its fifty, not 'pipty'. Its people, not 'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'! Seriously it is 'Tuface weds Annie Macauley', stop saying 'Toothpaste weds Animal calling'. My Egun people Its actually 'MTN' and not 'NTM'! My dear Calabar peeps Kindly note its love and not 'rurf'. My Benue people Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick Ross'. My Igbo people There is nothing like 'thaaasand', it is thousand. It is bed-sheet and not 'bay sheet'. And its thirty, not 'thartie'! Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father, who at in Heaven. Hallowed be your name...', and not 'Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi 1 Like |
Re: English Coreection by simplemach(m): 9:48am On Oct 15, 2014 |
What a pity, correcting english language and guilty of spelling error. Charity, they say begins @ home. Remove the spell in your eyes first before removing that of somrbody else. 'correction and not coreection, my dear' |
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 10:09am On Oct 15, 2014 |
simplemach:lwkmd! abeg tell Mr perfect English o. pot calling kettle black |
Re: English Coreection by Godskidmidas(m): 2:13pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
hahahaa...toothpaste weds animal calling |
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 10:03pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
simplemach:FOOL! PRONOUCIATION NOT SPELLING |
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 10:31pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
Okada! I beg drop me here. |
Re: English Coreection by CuteAnnabelle(f): 3:48am On Oct 16, 2014 |
DRY POST |
Re: English Coreection by philo3(m): 4:48am On Oct 16, 2014 |
"coreection"... for real ![]() |
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 9:23am On Oct 16, 2014 |
philo3:why talk like a fool cant you see its just a mistake. You no wise |
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 9:27am On Oct 16, 2014 |
EroticAngelina:SWEETY. am not surprised. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 9:29am On Oct 16, 2014 |
Smallville10:yeah right, abeg don't quote me again. |
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 9:30am On Oct 16, 2014 |
simplemach:am not surprised. I saw your previous posts |
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 9:31am On Oct 16, 2014 |
EroticAngelina:THEN get your fucking asshole out of ma hood.-:\ |
Re: English Coreection by philo3(m): 10:23am On Oct 16, 2014 |
Smallville10:smh4u..... talk to the hand jare |
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 1:56pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
CuteAnnabelle:YA right. you are fvcking DRY |
Re: English Coreection by florentia: 3:35pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Soooooooo funny.......Mr perfect set do mistake ![]() |
Re: English Coreection by LiciaJ(f): 5:39pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
my dear I rely tink u r wrong especially abt d Ghanaians. its church bt wen u transcribe it ,it sounds as cherch. same ting goes to Pastor. I tink u should make use of ur dictionary and know how words r pronounced... |
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 6:57pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
LiciaJ:I KNOW YOU HAVE EYES TO SEE AND BRAINS TO KNOW THAT I POSTED THIS IN THE JOKE THREAD. |
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