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24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by WIZGUY69(m): 12:20pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
[size=24] 24 ways to win a Nigerian girls heart--please dont try it with foreign gurls only Nigerian Gurls. 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are. 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies. 7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words 'john tesh you,' and grab the other girl's backside. Girls love competition. 8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear ", because I can." 9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames. 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 11. Warm her up when she's cold, but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop pinkberrying about the cold right now, you're going to be pinkberrying about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls? 14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball. 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about. 21. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious. 22. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 23. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny. 24. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny![/size] 1 Like |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by WIZGUY69(m): 12:21pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
please o. sorry for the large font. I just want everybody to get it. and they ate some people with sight problem here. |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by Anoruo(m): 12:23pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
really? |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by naturally: 12:23pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Good |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by WIZGUY69(m): 12:26pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Anoruo:[size=48]am telling you.[/size] |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by farano(f): 12:26pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
WIZGUY69:Change the font Sir. |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by WIZGUY69(m): 12:27pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
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Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by WIZGUY69(m): 12:29pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
farano:[size=24]I think that one up there issokay madam.[/size] |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by midasbliss(f): 12:31pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
X |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by Lovexme(m): 12:49pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
More like ''How To Break A Nigerian Girl's Heart'' ![]() |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by stinggy(m): 12:58pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick".[size=48pt]are you sure about this ![]() |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by Nobody: 12:59pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Seriously |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by Missmossy(f): 1:10pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Huh! This makes little or no sense to me anyway. More like a game of hide and seek if you get what i mean ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by KingTom(m): 1:15pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
24 ways to end up single and die alone ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by Nobody: 1:16pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
The only annoying stuff on ur write-up is u comparing Ladies to Dogs...u mxt be Mad for dat! Honestly,u shuld use ur words d ryt way...Thank U 1 Like |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by julisa2020(f): 1:17pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
wtf....!!....like seriously am i the only one who thinks this trend is so....offkey....to summarize it all..Nigerian girls should be treated with no love ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by daveP(m): 1:19pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
I scanned thru and 16 of 24 can earn u a slap or headbutt(if she's a tomboy) guys its not all romantic lists that u must follow o ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by missterious(f): 1:23pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Lol. The OP is clearly being sarcastic. |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by WIZGUY69(m): 1:27pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
SuperMartins:[size=48]mr. man you just insulted me. mod do the needful please.[/size] |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by cr7lomo: 1:28pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Lmfaoooooo |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by theorbiters: 1:33pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Lmao, op I see you. Honestly it works like magic meanwhile, the op is just being sarcastic, u dnt have to do everything literally, if u do, sorry be ur name |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by JeffreyJamez(m): 1:37pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
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Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by Nobody: 1:58pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Op are u alright ![]() |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by Nobody: 2:26pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Do diz and I promise u, d girl z gonna dump u like a piece of rag 1 Like |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by philantoxx(m): 2:29pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
*lays wrapper* |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by adegwurulez(m): 2:33pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
If there is one thing Nigerians find difficult to understand, it is sarcasm. 1 Like |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by Bellasharonne(f): 3:05pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
adegwurulez:thank you oh 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by WIZGUY69(m): 3:18pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
theorbiters:[size=48]the question is do you agree with the list? yea/no.[/size] |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by SPLiTZ1(m): 3:20pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
This op needs medical help |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by SporaD8: 3:43pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
julisa2020:Ofcourse break his silly head! That's just bout what the Op what you do! "Hell has no fury like a woman scorn" |
Re: 24 Ways To Win A Nigerian's Girl Heart. Tested And Trusted. by major466(m): 3:53pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Chei! Op this your How to Win a Girl's Heart Manual get as e be o. ![]() |
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