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Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by hadizadeezy(f): 2:26pm On Oct 16, 2014
1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The
problem is how you
do it. Stop making sounds like a car crash
"pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me.
2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not
a problem, The
problem is screaming and shouting like werey
"JESUS, Oh my
God, Holy mary".. You are having sex, Not a
Church service!
And besides I don't knw if you are reminding
God to punish you
latter.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not
a problem in
fact its very sexy I just pray there won't be
forced entry into
your Sin Hole, The problem is wearing your mini
looking all
nice and walking around and when you see
guys you try to pull
it down, Now you want it to be long?.... Abi..
Keep deceiving
urself na. # sMh
4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is
KOKANYE for me
but the problem is changing your Surname to
his on Facebook.
Bitch his mother doesn't even know
you ...Chill!! And I would
hate to read ur post later saying MEN ARE
WICKED OR CHEATS.
5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The
problem is
tagging yourself saint when you know he didn't
Bleep himself but
you.. So since you did it with him, kindly say I
HAVE BEEN
SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case
may be and
please let us know the breed of dogs you came
to the world
from coz ur dad is male too and your mum have
always been
his bed partner..
6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink
lips and six
packs when their father is short, pot bellied with
pomo lips you
better be contented like your Mother # lol.
7. If runs girls dont fail sunday's church
services I wonder who
will?
8. Saying all guys are the same is not my
problem bt is 2face
and me the same? Is ur dad and ur teacher the
same
9. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The
problem is having
white face, yellow hands chocolate lips and
black legs. Are you
zebra?








#DONE
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by xenation(f): 2:30pm On Oct 16, 2014
lols suuweeet
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Nobody: 2:31pm On Oct 16, 2014
barackodam:






Lol, you dey para gan-an oooo.


Let's just forget it, I fear this new account of klork will be banned also
Its already banned so let's celebrate again.
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by xenation(f): 2:34pm On Oct 16, 2014
shush arva who d heck are creator of NL?
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Nobody: 2:34pm On Oct 16, 2014
Arva:

Why don't you want to enrole at unilorin because your brother is there ? Is there anything wrong with that ?.
yea, i dnt want him to know wat am doing nd he spend to much
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Nobody: 2:38pm On Oct 16, 2014
barackodam:




Follow your mind.
tnkZ
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Nobody: 2:39pm On Oct 16, 2014
xenation:
insults dosen't makes u matured ur damn saucy is dis d life u wanna take to abu cant u jes b polite ur a girl u knw
Nah nah nah.. I'm a graduate, graduated years ago, served, working and loving my job. Someone else of mine is in need of this admission and I'm here to help the person and every other person in need with the best I can do. I just hope God will help us all. Amen.
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by hadizadeezy(f): 2:42pm On Oct 16, 2014
Better
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Nobody: 2:44pm On Oct 16, 2014
ismailaja:
yea, i dnt want him to know wat am doing nd he spend to much
That's no solid excuse o ismailaja. Just do what you think is bedt for you tho.
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by obeenah40(m): 2:46pm On Oct 16, 2014
Arva:
I really hope the dude jibyat and mrklock is enjoying his long break off this forum. Now listen to me carefully, if you should create another account after this mrklock and jibyat, I'll find you and when I do, I'll make sure you get banned again. And if you provoke me to the extent of derailing this peaceful thread, your IP address can get completely banned from creating accounts with this forum. Now be warned and let peace reign here. I sincerely apologise to those who feel my info about ABU was incorrect. ABU will admit you all regardless of your state of origin.
Best Regards.

Abeggii. Its because I want peace to reign and for dis thread to go back to d state it was b4 u spoit it that's why I'm letting this go. not because of all dis ur self righteous talks






Peace to ABU


Peace to Nairaland.



Barackodam,plz mention the mod that banned mrklock to reduce his sentence. Its too much.

Thanks in anticipation.
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Nobody: 2:50pm On Oct 16, 2014
Arva:

That's no solid excuse o ismailaja. Just do what you think is bedt for you tho.
k, tnkz i tink unilorin is best for me coz my uncle knows somone dre
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by barackodam: 2:54pm On Oct 16, 2014
Olawalebabs.


Please reduce mrklock and possibly jibyat sentence.


Tori Olohun Oba, dakun .
obeenah40:
barackodam,plz mention the mod that banned mrklock to reduce his sentence. Its too much.
Thanks in anticipation.
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Benjam76(m): 2:56pm On Oct 16, 2014
Arva:
I really hope the dude jibyat and mrklock is enjoying his long break off this forum. Now listen to me carefully, if you should create another account after this mrklock and jibyat, I'll find you and when I do, I'll make sure you get banned again. And if you provoke me to the extent of derailing this peaceful thread, your IP address can get completely banned from creating accounts with this forum. Now be warned and let peace reign here. I sincerely apologise to those who feel my info about ABU was incorrect. ABU will admit you all regardless of your state of origin.
Best Regards.
Haba. . . Sheila, i pleaded and u made dos guys banned still.
U' shld'nt hv, i told u der are tins we need'nt do bt we shld learn frm them.
Many of dos kind of guys are wot we wud face in d campus, hostel, in class and even outstand d skul.
So its beta we learn how 2 handle dos kind of species talking abou Mrklork,obeenah and co.
They are good guys, bt dis things happen bt u guys they say is WHAT YOU LIKE, I DNT LIKE AND VIcE VERSA.
Pls am pleading on behave of dem Arva, i knw say u b fine girl and i knw say fine girls no dey take sh*t frm nobody. Bt pls lets wlc dem back am pleading plsssss
fine girl wey sure pass abeg unban dem if u are in d position 2 do so.

And pls are u jst admitted into Abu zaria or u already a student b4?
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Benjam76(m): 2:57pm On Oct 16, 2014
hadizadeezy:
1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The
problem is how you
do it. Stop making sounds like a car crash
"pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me.
2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not
a problem, The
problem is screaming and shouting like werey
"JESUS, Oh my
God, Holy mary".. You are having sex, Not a
Church service!
And besides I don't knw if you are reminding
God to punish you
latter.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not
a problem in
fact its very sexy I just pray there won't be
forced entry into
your Sin Hole, The problem is wearing your mini
looking all
nice and walking around and when you see
guys you try to pull
it down, Now you want it to be long?.... Abi..
Keep deceiving
urself na. # sMh
4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is
KOKANYE for me
but the problem is changing your Surname to
his on Facebook.
Bitch his mother doesn't even know
you ...Chill!! And I would
hate to read ur post later saying MEN ARE
WICKED OR CHEATS.
5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The
problem is
tagging yourself saint when you know he didn't
Bleep himself but
you.. So since you did it with him, kindly say I
HAVE BEEN
SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case
may be and
please let us know the breed of dogs you came
to the world
from coz ur dad is male too and your mum have
always been
his bed partner..
6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink
lips and six
packs when their father is short, pot bellied with
pomo lips you
better be contented like your Mother # lol.
7. If runs girls dont fail sunday's church
services I wonder who
will?
8. Saying all guys are the same is not my
problem bt is 2face
and me the same? Is ur dad and ur teacher the
same
9. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The
problem is having
white face, yellow hands chocolate lips and
black legs. Are you
zebra?








#DONE
i like dis one fa.
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Benjam76(m): 3:01pm On Oct 16, 2014
Arva:

Nah nah nah.. I'm a graduate, graduated years ago, served, working and loving my job. Someone else of mine is in need of this admission and I'm here to help the person and every other person in need with the best I can do. I just hope God will help us all. Amen.
ok sorry mrs i guess.
Bt pls hv marcy on dos guys. They are children 2 you.
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by hadizadeezy(f): 3:11pm On Oct 16, 2014
Benjam76:

ok sorry mrs i guess.
Bt pls hv marcy on dos guys. They are children 2 you.
what what what!!!!!!! lmao! plsss benji don't break my ribs o
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by obeenah40(m): 3:13pm On Oct 16, 2014
Benjam76. Kindly modify ur last post and Remove my name.


If you're after pussy then Its okay. But don't use my name as a scope to get what u want.

Look at the question you're asking sef? Smh
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by obeenah40(m): 3:17pm On Oct 16, 2014
barackodam:
Olawalebabs.


Please reduce mrklock and possibly jibyat sentence.


Tori Olohun Oba, dakun .


Thanks. I've talked to both ends already.

MODIFIED!

Olawalebabs : Mrklock is a friend to this thread. Plz reduce his sentence. Thanks in anticipation.
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by hadizadeezy(f): 3:38pm On Oct 16, 2014
IF_I_BECOME_NIGERIA_PRESIDENT
,,My 8 points
agenda
1. I am going to make sure any guy
or girl who
breaks each others heart will spend
20years in jail.
2. No man is entitled to more than
one wife.
3. Any guy without 6 packs or any
girl without
figure 8 will have to relocate to Iran or
Iraq
for
survival...
4. No work on Mondays
5. You must not have more than
2kids..
6. If U are married and ain't paying
attention to
your wife,you will be jailed until you
change.
7. Every cheating man or woman
must be kept
in a zoo for 2months. 8. No sex until U
seek
permission from your local Govt.
and it's once
per month.
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by obeenah40(m): 3:40pm On Oct 16, 2014
hadizadeezy:
IF_I_BECOME_NIGERIA_PRESIDENT
,,My 8 points
agenda
1. I am going to make sure any guy
or girl who
breaks each others heart will spend
20years in jail.
2. No man is entitled to more than
one wife.
3. Any guy without 6 packs or any
girl without
figure 8 will have to relocate to Iran or
Iraq
for
survival...
4. No work on Mondays
5. You must not have more than
2kids..
6. If U are married and ain't paying
attention to
your wife,you will be jailed until you
change.
7. Every cheating man or woman
must be kept
in a zoo for 2months. 8. No sex until U
seek
permission from your local Govt.
and it's once
per month.


Funny smiley

Maybe avra will report and get u banned for derailing the thread with Jokes... Lol grin

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Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Nobody: 4:00pm On Oct 16, 2014
Thefaculty, jibyat and mrklock is all one and same person and he has been banned from the nairaland community for a very long time. So his 3 monikers that he created for the sole purpose of derailing and spreading his insanity on this thread no longer exist. If he can't comply with the rules, then we better kick him out so that peace can reign on this thread once again. This thread was created for abusites and anything related to ABU and not for psychiatric patients like mrklock. Hope ya'll are happy with this new development and happy that the clown mrklock, jibyat and thefaculty is gone and gone for good. You can all pop your champagne once again in celebration.
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Nobody: 4:05pm On Oct 16, 2014
The first time i visited this thread, i met a sense of belonging.

I met dudes that were encouraging and inspiring

i met Humble-migg, Obeenah, isah, Catalyst, Mrklock, Hadizadeezy (A.K.A Miss Law) meestique, Barackodam, Reedbam and others,
There was no dissing,
There was no abuses
There was no insult
There was no Arva

I dont like wat am seeing here, pls lets drop big big grammer

WE ARE FAMILY

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Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by obeenah40(m): 4:11pm On Oct 16, 2014
Simkreative:
The first time i visited this thread, i saw a sense of belonging.

I met dudes that were encouraging and inspiring

i met Humble-migg, Obeenah, isah, Catalyst, Mrklock, Hadizadeezy (A.K.A Miss Law) meestique, Barackodam, Reedbam and others,
There was no dissing,
There was no abuses
There was no insult
THERE WAS NO AVRA
I dont like wat am seeing here, pls lets drop big big grammer

WE ARE FAMILY
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by obeenah40(m): 4:12pm On Oct 16, 2014
Simkreative:
The first time i visited this thread, i saw a sense of belonging.

I met dudes that were encouraging and inspiring

i met Humble-migg, Obeenah, isah, Catalyst, Mrklock, Hadizadeezy (A.K.A Miss Law) meestique, Barackodam, Reedbam and others,
There was no dissing,
There was no abuses
There was no insult
THERE WAS NO AVRA
I dont like wat am seeing here, pls lets drop big big grammer

WE ARE FAMILY


nice one @ Bolded.

Now a real nigga talking
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Nobody: 4:13pm On Oct 16, 2014
Simkreative:
The first time i visited this thread, i saw a sense of belonging.

I met dudes that were encouraging and inspiring

i met Humble-migg, Obeenah, isah, Catalyst, Mrklock, Hadizadeezy (A.K.A Miss Law) meestique, Barackodam, Reedbam and others,
There was no dissing,
There was no abuses
There was no insult
There was no Arva

I dont like wat am seeing here, pls lets drop big big grammer

WE ARE FAMILY
But now that Arva is here, she's here to promote peace and useful academic information about ABU and other similar places of learning on this thread. People who can cope with me will cope and those that can't cope with me due to their law breaking attitude and mentality will be kicked out. This thread is ABU and ABU is this thread. I would have done similar thing if it was a thread about the University of Lagos. So can peace reign now ?
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by barackodam: 4:18pm On Oct 16, 2014
Eleyi gidi gan-an

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