firstEVA:
1. if for any reason u had to step out before i get there, dont be long, i hate waiting.
2. there should be something to eat and drink
3. when i'm ready to leave, either drop me at home, call a cab for me or give me something substantial for my transport.
4. u can dash me small thing (optional)

Later una go dey do feminism

missberrypop5:
I can't remember telling you i'm coming to pay you a visit. Or are you day dreaming?

ismailaja:
plz, hw old ar u. plz am in lov wit u nd i dnt want dat to happen, but it cn only happen if u ar same age as me, plz belive me

na wa oooo

firstEVA:
1. if for any reason u had to step out before i get there, dont be long, i hate waiting.
2. there should be something to eat and drink
3. when i'm ready to leave, either drop me at home, call a cab for me or give me something substantial for my transport.
4. u can dash me small thing (optional)

babes I hope after all this conditions you go drop something. .

Two things are always on their mind when they plan visiting a male friend and they are Fun and Fun...they bored and need to catch some fun regardless how you do it,either entertaining them to the fullest,making them laugh so hard,flirting with them or bedding them...what they assume coming to your place for, is FUN even their girlfriends would be boring to them at that time the seeking for fun!!!!

Jst passing tho...

iammo6:
na wa oooo

for wat

for nothing

ismailaja:
for wat

Iaz93:
All theses girls too like food

dats y most of dm DAT r likely to b fat can't control it cos any free food like chicken must sure enter dr mouth

1one:
I was just laughing out loud at the poster that had a bucket list of things she expected the guy to do.. Duddess, seriously, just stay in your house... with all she listed you would wonder if she was going for shopping or a visit.

I think it pays to be friends with really cool and mature ladies...

One time when a friend came to see me.. From the moment she walked in through the door, till when she stepped out.. We were just talking and laughing.. Some girls are just cool like that.. I even wanted to offer her a drink but she declined.

Another one of my friends paid me a visit when I was cooking.... not just cooking ooo.. But frying plantain... and me I can sell my phone to buy just one bunch of plantains... I love plantains so much.. So when she came she was like "Ahh oti wa da.. mo ma bayin je plantain yi".. In my mind I was like .. Plantain that I've already planned to be drunk with..

After so much teases and banter... We ended up eating the plantain together from the same plate.. For some weird reason, she didn't want me to dish her own separately.. and me I don't eat with people not to talk of eating together with a girl... But bottom line, I enjoyed it.

As much as we like to think that all girls want you to be sharp and be a "badt" guy.. Some girls just come over to your place to have decent company, to gist talk, chill and relax... You don't have to pay for their tfares. If they've already formed an opinion of you in their mind, whether Good or Bad.. Paying or not paying their Trade wouldn't change such opinion... So really there's no stated law and rule that you must always pay a girl's Tfare.


P:S- Pardon any typos abeg... I just dey learn to use "swype"

nice one broda

U come to my house I bang u. U come again I bang u. After the first time ul most likely come back... Don't ask me y

Any girl dat is visiting should expect to be nacked..walks out of thread

to see weird animals...

tosyne2much:
nice one broda

Arigatoo.

alen4smith:
"A GOOD MOVIE"

What movie cud that be? Chronicles of ridDICK?

bed things..prayaz...bedthingz again...prayaz...bedthingz again... den more prayaz dazall!!

missberrypop5:
going to play video games like ps2 and 3, Fifa etc.. Understand now?

Better don't come cos common 1 game you nogo win.

Dexema:


Better don't come cos common 1 game you nogo win.

taaaaaaa

missberrypop5:
taaaaaaa

Taaaaaaaa??

Lol. They do that as precautionary measure shud one thin lead to the other. a

Tallesty1:
Good ajuju.

Errm... Ladies claim they hate sex on first that date.

Yet they wear new panties and bra when going on a first date.

Why?

ismailaja:
plz, hw old ar u. plz am in lov wit u nd i dnt want dat to happen, but it cn only happen if u ar same age as me, plz belive me

Duuuuuuuuuuuude! You can't fall in love with a random username on the internet.


Na your type dey make ladies open thread titled "Why I hate interacting with Nairaland guys".

Daguccizgreat:
Lol. They do that as precautionary measure shud one thin lead to the other. a

Prolly to show they are clean down there if matter enter mathias level.

How u take know ?

Tallesty1:
Good ajuju.

Errm... Ladies claim they hate sex on first that date.

Yet they wear new panties and bra when going on a first date.

Why?

PinkObsession:
How u take know ?

I sell 'em

PinkObsession:
How u take know ?

Lol maybe he is talking from experience

firstEVA:
1. if for any reason u had to step out before i get there, dont be long, i hate waiting.
2. there should be something to eat and drink
3. when i'm ready to leave, either drop me at home, call a cab for me or give me something substantial for my transport.
4. u can dash me small thing (optional)

correct!

[color=#000099][/color]The guy should behave himself, he should not try to do touch touch. I so much aversion that act.

cnomagic:
We just want a glass of juice and a good movie. Nothing more.

You want to see no magic?

Right

firstEVA:
1. if for any reason u had to step out before i get there, dont be long, i hate waiting.
2. there should be something to eat and drink
3. when i'm ready to leave, either drop me at home, call a cab for me or give me something substantial for my transport.
4. u can dash me small thing (optional)

I guess,since when Nigeria gained independence in oct 1st 1960...It only serves & meant for men,while the women in Nigeria were left behind to their own fate.

In other word;Nigerian gurls has been dependent since 1960

what do u mean by bed things

slimzypink:
bed things..prayaz...bedthingz again...prayaz...bedthingz again... den more prayaz dazall!!

abi oo

oluamid:


Duuuuuuuuuuuude! You can't fall in love with a random username on the internet.


Na your type dey make ladies open thread titled "Why I hate interacting with Nairaland guys".

beds of d same feather...sha no go fly reach mushin area so u no go jam high tension wire

BecaciaBarbie:

correct!

Smartsyn:
A friend of mine came to visit me recently and informed me she will sleep over... After d whole chicken and chips, she took her bath and on climbing d bed, she said "pls no touching, i didn't ve that in mind before coming"... That was one of the most humorous comment she made that night..

that mean you leave her untouched for the whole night?