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Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by kentozybee(m): 3:19pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Hahahahahaha! Do u know why I'm laughing? I just remembered some funny names we (I and my classmates) used to call our teachers when we were in secondary school. Mehn! It was fun. Sometimes when those memories flash back to my brain, I feel like going back to school. Let me give you the breakdown of some funny names we called our teachers (can't remember all, though). CHEMISTRY teacher = OXYGENATOR (Reason: He always talks about oxygen). BIOLOGY teacher = OSMOSIS (Reason: He love teaching osmosis). AGRIC teacher = BEAUTY (Reason: Dis man ugly pass devil). ACCOUNT teacher = BULALA (Reason: If dis man flog u, you go hate school). MATHS teacher = ALGEBRA. C.R.K teacher = GOOD SAMIRITAN (Reason: Very stingy man). GOVERNMENT teacher = PDP (Reason: He always talk politics) These are some I can remember. What about you? Did you give funny names to all/ some of your teachers? Please tell us. Don't Spoil the fun... Share to your friends and get crazy answers... Lol!!! |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by Nobody: 3:31pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
lolzz, I remember osmosis oo. bio teacher, choice ![]() we call our economics teacher Mr saliva anytime the man comes into the class, everybody will just rush to the backseats! if u stay in the front, he will use his saliva to bath u ![]() we call our further maths teacher logarithm! the man too like that topic ![]() |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by mesoade(m): 3:36pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Maths teacher= iyan meji ,eran kan meaning 2 pounded yams and 1 meat . . The reason being that dis man loves d combination nd permutation of dis,evn wen he punishes u nd he wishes to relieve u,u mst buy him this permutation . . Oops! I meant combination. |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by Atk01(f): 3:44pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
English teacher- chop stone( I dunno why) |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by dojumav: 3:50pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Back den, our geography teacher was called undertaker... @ GCI, our vp was james bond, any GCI 03 set in d house, we all know !! I will cliff ur wings!!! |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by falcon01: 5:23pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
our bio teacher -parankyma |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by HouseOfBalloons(f): 6:38pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Bio = skull Agric = cacao Econs = rugged Physics. = pizzy |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by Phemmy99(m): 7:37pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Back then we used to call our yoruba teacher...OSAKALA!!! |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by damiperry(f): 5:53pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
Physics teacher(mr dennis)=mr p£ni$....,art teacher="dupist"....,music teacher=ewure(he has a goatee)...lol 1 Like |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by kentozybee(m): 6:06pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
damiperry:u r all over my posts. seems I know u |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by damiperry(f): 6:14pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
kentozybee:frm wer?...i juz lyk ur topics |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by kentozybee(m): 6:26pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
damiperry:Thanks on a more serious note, u Look familiar |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by damiperry(f): 7:43pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
kentozybee:i cant remember iv we've met b4.. |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by kentozybee(m): 7:53pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
damiperry:OK no p about dat |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by swhiss: 8:17pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
•further maths = "dy.dx", the dude just like teaching calculus everyday even if its not his period. •English teacher= "miss kpekpeye ", because of her slim & funny nature. •History teacher= "double skull", he always has a clean shave, u can literally see ur reflection on his big shiny head. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by damiperry(f): 8:40pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
kentozybee:aiit |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by idu1(m): 8:46pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
U ll get ur own when u become a teacher. |
Re: Funny Names That We Give Our Teachers by jaryeh(m): 8:54pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We used to have an Integrated Science teacher then who would always say "as old as you are" whenever some big boys and girls in class could not answer his questions. That is not even funny, what would get us laughing hard whenever he left the class then was the way he said it with some local Yoruba intonation. So, we started calling him "as old as you are". Hey! The day wey this man hear am for one girl mouth enh.......the girl smell pepper. |
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