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What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Dominionng(m): 11:50am On Oct 18, 2014 |
Let's keep the ball rolling. Let me open the floor "My hymen was broken with a dild0 by a senior student at my all girls hostel. So, practically I'm a virgin coz I've never had sex" she whispered. I shake my head and smiled Probably the witches and wizards at her village were fanning themselves with her photo 172 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by djeezy(m): 11:52am On Oct 18, 2014 |
Thinking. .. Edited** She said you're the first, believe me. My hymen was broken when I used a dil.do during self service......ehmm clears throat. 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by kolinz(m): 11:55am On Oct 18, 2014 |
all girls are not the same 50 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by iceberylin(m): 11:56am On Oct 18, 2014 |
"MY EX boyfriend plays in Arsenal, his name is Chinedu" Which chinedu dh Arsenal 140 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:00pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
hahaha...seeing a text of 'baby pls buy me postinor2' And he was like, that wasn't for me, it was my hommiez girlfriend that sent it to him the day I lent him my phone because his phone was down and there wasn't a means to charge it...whew I forgot to add that the sender was someone he claimed is an 'ex' - then he said his ex and his hommiez current girlfriend are namesakes...oh Good Jesus I felt like taking an IQ test immediately - bc e get the kind lie person go tell you ehn, you would wonder if you're that dull...hahahaha 407 Likes 39 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by boombay(m): 12:02pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
*uhm... story go plenty today sha * 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Dominionng(m): 12:03pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie: Is he a son of a politician? 100 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by urcutecrush(f): 12:05pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:Hahaahah!Dis got me rolling. Mine was i caught him cheating and he said have told her that the day u catch us is the day its over between us.Mumu I dropped his silly as$ 68 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by briantext(m): 12:06pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by skyprofm(m): 12:08pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
I hate sex... Just tolerate it because I love you 127 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by kennyslim1(m): 12:08pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
"I don't svck d*ck" 93 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by MrsGoodness(f): 12:15pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
iceberylin:your always bragging 29 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by mperoakeem(m): 12:15pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
*spread mat* story story... 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by constance500: 12:16pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Long thing 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Royaltriplee: 12:17pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by coolzeal(m): 12:18pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Babe, I miss my period so I'm pregnant for you. That's an expensive lie. 26 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:18pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
she said sameer aint marry my husband because of money it's ur fault because u were away. person weh travel no dey come back ni 5 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by dmz(m): 12:19pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Travelled to Enugu and switched off her phone, came back two days later and told me that she had to give her cousin her battery and was disappointed when she switched it back on (on her way back), not to see text messages and voice mails from me. I was speechless, eyes and mouth wide open like of all the shyte she could have come up with. Acted like I was pissed because a brother wasn't alone when she was gone. 174 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:19pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Dominionng: lol...are you a wizard? kinda I just dey laugh that day sha, I told him I know I'm dull - but you don't have to remind me with this kind lie. urcutecrush: Lmao. I guess it's all part of life - he was getting it from somewhere else because I was dulling him in that area 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by April07: 12:23pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it.. They got married last month.. 338 Likes 28 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:24pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Lol...Told me she ws preg. Juz to extort moni frm me. Dumped her fake a55 wen ah found out. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Liamm(m): 12:26pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
*reading comments* 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Rutheby(f): 12:27pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
'I love you'...... Stil wondering why i believed dat. 21 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Jarchi(m): 12:35pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
I have 3 other bfs but I love u most. Promise me marriage when our tomorrow 2geda ain't fucking sure. 6 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:42pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
the biatches only excuse for wanting to break up was 'i know you've been cheating on me with christy' 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by FLAWLES(f): 12:52pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
u wicked, hahahahahahaha ,for me? I Tell d lies not Dem |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by 24in7: 12:53pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
skyprofm:. dis 1 na pro . .......1 chance 2 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:54pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
She's just my colleague until they started saying I love you to each other 8 Likes 2 Shares |
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