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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:57pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by natureblack(m): 1:21pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
She told me her mum has blurry vision and asked me for $1100 so she could send to her for optical operation. The summary of it all is,her mum died four years before we even met. ![]() #BitchWantedToExtortFromMe 24 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by chinex276(m): 1:22pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
The day her strict father saw me kissing her, angrily he asked "who is he" terrified she said "NO! He is my cousin" nd i was lyk wtf... Ur papa no knw him own brother pikin again? 288 Likes 41 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by datguru: 1:23pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
That her ex travelled abroad 12 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by initialize(m): 1:23pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
I don't know how to lie, probably while it didn't last cos she is so good at it 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by ayusco85(m): 1:23pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
every lie told to me by a girl is a dumb lie, because i know its a lie but i pretend ![]() ![]() 10 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 1:23pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Barselonia(m): 1:26pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
AM STILL A VIRGIN..... HOW SHE GO KNOW ![]() 7 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by eedris07(m): 1:26pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
I have only had sex 1c... 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 1:27pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
April07: Wow!...and how did you feel about it? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by sniperwolf(m): 1:27pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
"You will never see me again", she walked out of the house in 2 hours "I'm sorry I didn't mean what I said". Next week she walked out swearing with a bible this time, next day, "I'm sorry, let's pray that God forgives me for swearing with the bible and I want to see you again". Every week one fight and make-up, the relationship wasn't getting healthy so I walked out and never looked back 14 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by sophib: 1:27pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
She recieve lot of calls from men like mtn customer care,but she still says baby dey are all my friends. 45 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by April07: 1:28pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
khukhi: Lol... guess I always knew they were meant for each other... plus our relationship wasnt that hot.. 16 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by OboloMAN: 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
datguru:Love that Line... Any day he returns den we can say good byes... My guy ur just in da friend zone ![]() 12 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Jerrick(m): 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Reading comments with my magnifying spectacles. ![]() 10 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by moneymaker24(m): 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Am Just coming from Abeokuta even when I knew she's just coming from Benin. I will stop calling you (Said that months ago) but she still called this morning sef. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by johnstar(m): 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by OboloMAN: 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
sophib:Miss Social... Business Calls ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by initialize(m): 1:30pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Dominionng: I've heard this one before...... Hers was that it is their family tradition for her father to break her daughters hymen in rituals to the family gods Smart lie I fell for it that time sha..... Mumu me then! 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:30pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Ex told me she was pregnant. ![]() when i asked her for tha test result,she spun an incredible tale about how her granny took the test result with her when she travelled to South Africa ![]() 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Truckpusher(m): 1:30pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
No man has ever fuccked me the way you do. ![]() ![]() Girls can lie. ![]() 73 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:30pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Coming from my friend's Ex, She said; ‘All Men cheat.’ This should be the dumbest for me. 8 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:31pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
my ex don't lie na me dey lie say I can't do without him now i am married 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:31pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Can't help it buh laff at y'all comments. There is always two side to every story ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by OboloMAN: 1:31pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
ayusco85: You Pretend den ur Dumb twoo... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by VENTY0(f): 1:32pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by ednut1(m): 1:32pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
i cant suck di*k its disgusting. only for me to see a facebook chat wit a guy. afta ahe forgot to log off my laptop. hahahahaha. d guy describing how he enjoyed her suckin 21 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Ately: 1:32pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Dat her mama dream say.. I dea disturb dem for dream... Say I cum from a masqurade family ![]() #can u imagine dat...... ![]() 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by OboloMAN: 1:32pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
prettythicksme: And his Single ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Truckpusher(m): 1:33pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
April07:Somebody benched you. ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by kennosklint(m): 1:35pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Wetin u wan use am do enn op ![]() |
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