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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by ednut1(m): 1:48pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Truckpusher:dont want to remember abeg |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by darlenese(f): 1:48pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
”My sister's friend forgot her pants in my room” ![]() ![]() 14 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Feyifahm: 1:48pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Libkid:her ghost is d 1 walking ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by April07: 1:50pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Truckpusher: Lmao.. ![]() ![]() I did the dumping!! ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by April07: 1:52pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by stjsd(m): 1:52pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by daey118(m): 1:53pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie: That guy is a living Legend #NoDoubt. 8 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Chinaimporter: 1:53pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
I use to be gay untill i met you and you transformed me overnight.... I now know that satan was using me and i will never do any same sex shiit again 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Libkid(m): 1:53pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Feyifahm:lol walking dead |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Orikinla(m): 1:55pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Religion versus Relationships [size=18pt]"Instead, we will lovingly follow the truth at all times—speaking truly, dealing truly, living truly—and so become more and more in every way like Christ who is the Head of his body, the Church."1[/size] God isn't into religion. He's into relationships. That is, he not only wants us to have a close, loving, warm and intimate relationship with himself but also with each other. Intimacy, however, can be scary. It means being open, honest and vulnerable—not just with our thoughts and ideas, but much more so with our feelings, failures, and fears—not only with God but with at least one or a few other trusted friends. What's scary is that if you see me and know me as I really am on the inside, you may not like me. Worse still, if I know me as I really am on the inside, I may not like me either! However, only to the degree that I am open and honest can I ever be known for who I truly am. Furthermore, only to the degree that I am known, can I ever feel loved. If I wear a mask, you may like my mask, but I will never feel loved because my mask is not me. Only real people can experience real love. And we're not talking about the body-building TV ads that promise real results for real people. These ads are about as phony as they can get. Being real has to do with the inner self and nothing whatsoever to do with the external self. May God help each of us to be real and become the loving persons he planned for us to be. Suggested prayer: "Dear God, thank You that You are not into rigid religion but into loving relationships and that You want a loving, intimate relationship with me. Please help me to be honest with myself, with a few others and most of all with You. Help me to stop pretending and be real and in so doing become more and more like Jesus in every way. Thank You for hearing and answering my prayer. Gratefully in Jesus's name, amen." 1. Ephesians 4:15-16 (TLB). < ![]() NOTE: If you would like to accept God's forgiveness for all your sins and His invitation for a full pardon Click HERE http://www.actsweb.org 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by curiouses: 1:55pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
April07: Eeya... how Were you able to handle the shock ?? |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by karmaleon: 1:55pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Superbrain(m): 1:55pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Day 1 She goes MIA for 24 hrs. What happened? Battery was down and out. PC. Meanwhile I had called consistently for 3 hr without a response before battery went down and out. Day 2 Same thing happens. And same old story. This is someone that I know can't stay off LindaIkeji for more than 1 hr. Dumped her sorry ass... 6 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Feyifahm: 1:55pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Chinaimporter:he can lie for Africa ![]() 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by FANE4Naija: 1:55pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
chinex276: ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by daey118(m): 1:56pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Rutheby:Cos you're human :-/ #IGuess 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Chuks16(m): 1:56pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
that she is a virgin 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Kedro(m): 1:56pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
She said `i don't love you like I used to,but I'm still in love with you' ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by April07: 1:57pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
curiouses: Lol... no shock jor. I always knew. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Truckpusher(m): 1:57pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
April07:I don't need anyone to stroke my damn ego. I stroke it myself ![]() Lying to stroke your partner's ego is a psychological blackmail.Reason being that if he's not good enough he'll always know so what's the point of trying to make a dog feel like a Lion ? ![]() Little wonder most women fake their orgasm, if I notice that crap I'll simply tell that person to get up and take a shower whenever she's done fooling herself ![]() There are some screaming and noises that are not commensurate to the effort applied. ![]() 19 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by MadCow1: 1:58pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
The lord has called me into the ministry, so I can't date you anymore.. ![]() 15 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Superbrain(m): 1:58pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
stjsd: Ha! One of my ex gfs did same. Karma caught up with her. Baby papa was a friend to my homie. In less than 24 hrs it was over. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by daey118(m): 1:59pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
chinex276: And am sure the old man asked."Which of your cousins?" How she con take complete am ? |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by April07: 2:00pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Truckpusher: Well..... so u weren't feeling it and she was... so?? ![]() Those noises and screaming.....? I don't know what you're talking about ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by daey118(m): 2:00pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Barselonia:When yu start to give am angles wey no possible ![]() |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 2:01pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
ayusco85:. You must be dumb too, for dating girls that tell dumb lies 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by 100Cents: 2:01pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
... 21 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Ymodulus: 2:01pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Chuks16: Hahahahahah!!! You shouldn't take this to heart. Never belief girls. Even my sis if she said shex one I will doubt her. I know girls I know how they act. I can predict them 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by luckybaddest(m): 2:01pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
I swear to god you are the one that disflowered me so I told her I can't see any traces of blood,,,she replied yes my sister told me that not all girl blood come out of their pri. Part in the first time.... Lol I told her say am so so sorry maybe we should did it for the 2nd time so that blood will come out 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Rutheby(f): 2:01pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
daey118:Maybe you're right. Learnt alot from it sha #no regret |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Isiterere(m): 2:02pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
April07:whaoooooo!!! The guy is the devil. Wish you better days ahead.... ALL IZZ WELL |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Chuks16(m): 2:02pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
April07: see them 3 Likes 1 Share |
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