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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by chinex276(m): 2:02pm On Oct 18, 2014
daey118:

And am sure the old man asked."Which of your cousins?" How she con take complete am ?
d next thing i hear na go home now... And me b4 him go turn i don pick race 2 my papa rented house.
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by jsunex(m): 2:02pm On Oct 18, 2014
kolinz:
all girls are not the same

U are still a learner

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 2:03pm On Oct 18, 2014
darlenese:
”My sister's friend forgot her pants in my room” shocked shocked
LOL this one get Phd in the area of lies cheesy

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Lakuje4power(m): 2:03pm On Oct 18, 2014
Dat she will neva love another man again.
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Truckpusher(m): 2:03pm On Oct 18, 2014
April07:



Well..... so u weren't feeling it and she was... so?? tongue


Those noises and screaming.....? I don't know what you're talking about grin grin
cheesy
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by hischoice(m): 2:03pm On Oct 18, 2014
I am the liar.
Even I get scared of my lies sometimes but I guess she loves to hear them, no wonder she's carrying my baby now.

She's my wife (technically me EX-girlfriend)

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 2:03pm On Oct 18, 2014
daey118:

That guy is a living Legend #NoDoubt.

hahahaha. He is o
The amazing thing is the way he used to look me in the eye and lie...lmao
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by sunbracosun(m): 2:03pm On Oct 18, 2014
Humm,I reserve my comment
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by bastien: 2:04pm On Oct 18, 2014
Few hrs to our brk up, she said I was the first and last guy she kissed





Thou I was the first.....after ma investigation, she confuse Lol

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by akinsadeez(m): 2:04pm On Oct 18, 2014
karmaleon:
...dat she spent two nights in a hotel with a guy she was cheating on me with and never had sex


They were doing fellowship. grin I don laff tire for dis thread.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Ndababa(m): 2:04pm On Oct 18, 2014
The OP must be missing his ex... Never say goodbye if you can't let go na... grin

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by lotlord(m): 2:04pm On Oct 18, 2014
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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Chuks16(m): 2:04pm On Oct 18, 2014
Ymodulus:


Hahahahahah!!! You shouldn't take this to heart. Never belief girls. Even my sis if she said shex one I will doubt her. I know girls I know how they act. I can predict them

bros I tire

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by segzybobo(m): 2:05pm On Oct 18, 2014
Imaging a lady telling you that she is currently dating 7 guys but i'm the one she like most, she even called one of her friend to come and confirm it... and I b like shay dis gurl see mark for my face nii

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Mudmax(m): 2:05pm On Oct 18, 2014
I hate u with all my heart
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by jsunex(m): 2:06pm On Oct 18, 2014
Girls and crazy lies... I hate girls for dat..

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 2:06pm On Oct 18, 2014
Ymodulus:


Hahahahahah!!! You shouldn't take this to heart. Never belief girls


Even my sis if she said shex one I will doubt her
Hey. I b pro naaa


. I know girls I know how they act. I can predict them

Shiiiii.
You don't know girls. You only read books about girls and how they behave. Its two different tin. Little bro this thread is. 21+
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by sunbracosun(m): 2:07pm On Oct 18, 2014
I reserve my comment
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by firstolalekan(m): 2:07pm On Oct 18, 2014
prettythicksme:
my ex don't lie na me dey lie say I can't do without him now i am married
And you're happy abi?
What goes around...

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Chuks16(m): 2:07pm On Oct 18, 2014
segzybobo:
Imaging a lady telling you that she is currently dating 7 guys but i'm the one she like most, she even called one of her friend to come and confirm it... and I b like shay dis gurl see mark for my face nii


hmmmmm
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by daey118(m): 2:07pm On Oct 18, 2014
jossi994:
Ex told me she was pregnant. shocked
when i asked her for tha test result,she spun an incredible tale about how her granny took the test result with her when she travelled to South Africa undecided If she was a little cat,i woulda strangled her there. This ain't a joke o,this girl made me have sleepless nights
Mine was april . Had sleepless nights trying to remember if its true or joke cos am positive my pull out game's super strong .so where the error con happen :-/ ?Then she called and told me "april fool" thnk God for phones. If to say na face to face. She for hear am. #IFeelYourStruggle bro.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by jsunex(m): 2:07pm On Oct 18, 2014
segzybobo:
Imaging a lady telling you that she is currently dating 7 guys but i'm the one she like most, she even called one of her friend to come and confirm it... and I b like shay dis gurl see mark for my face nii

Abi nah only she d see d mark for ur face
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by DaBullIT(m): 2:08pm On Oct 18, 2014
dzeeny:
Lol...Told me she ws preg. Juz to extort moni frm me. Dumped her fake a55 wen ah found out.


you nor dey wear rubber ? ??

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by doublewisdom: 2:08pm On Oct 18, 2014
"Doublewisdom, you are very handsome."

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by 100Cents: 2:08pm On Oct 18, 2014
Truckpusher:
No man has ever fuccked me the way you do. cheesy undecided......smh







Girls can lie. angry









Familiar line..
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Ymodulus: 2:08pm On Oct 18, 2014
April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..


They got married last month.. cheesy cheesy

So sad, As a calls this Dead Again. You need that song.

But wait don't you have brothers


Na dis kind story I dei like I for don scatter area. Hey carry boys scatter place lol!
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by rill: 2:10pm On Oct 18, 2014
"I don't watch p.o.r.n"
The day I managed to access "my lockbox" on her lapi, I be wan faint.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Truckpusher(m): 2:10pm On Oct 18, 2014
100Cents:


Familiar line..
And they actually expect us to believe that old gist grin
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 2:11pm On Oct 18, 2014
daey118:

Mine was april . Had sleepless nights trying to remember if its true or joke cos am positive my pull out game's super strong .so where the error con happen :-/ ?Then she called and told me "april fool" thnk God for phones. If to say na face to face. She for hear am. #IFeelYourStruggle bro.
broda mi,what made it more confusing was that i used a sheath and then pulled out again when i wanted to spill..
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Chuks16(m): 2:12pm On Oct 18, 2014
rill:
"I don't watch porn"
The day I managed to access "my lockbox" on her lapi, I be wan faint.



chisos

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by hadizadeezy(f): 2:12pm On Oct 18, 2014
I don't double-date



hmmmm

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