Everyone (male & female) on nairaland dumped their bf or gf, have never read abt a nairalander who got dumped, y Justwondering anyway.

Funny thread

She said I am ugly

I once used my g.fs fone to browse sme porn sites and when she found out i was like 'do u remember that my friend's yunger bro that calls me everytime? He was the one that sent me the link to download a game 4 him. Believe me I didnt knw it was porn.' she just sat down like :/

Me and my sister went out my sister left me with the guy and i followed him to his house and when hestarted touching me I told him to stop and went outside which is where I slept that night

"I love you with my whole heart... and dia is no room for any guy" I was like hmm...really? "

That my bastard ex,oloriburiku oloshi ex,The guy is an unrepentant liar,May God punish him wherever he is

I fondled her, though we never had sex but she denied i ever caressed her!!! It was the most awkward and stupid denial i ever heard from a living being...

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telling me the reason why she couldn't pick my calls was because she forgot her phone in a grocery store over night....,

Superbrain:
Day 1 She goes MIA for 24 hrs. What happened? Battery was down and out. PC. Meanwhile I had called consistently for 3 hr without a response before battery went down and out.

Day 2 Same thing happens. And same old story. This is someone that I know can't stay off LindaIkeji for more than 1 hr.

Dumbed her sorry ass...

Seems I know this girl o. Chai. A small world

April07:


Lol... no shock jor. I always knew.

Hello I'm interested in u. Please reply my pm. Thanks

eedris07:
I have only had sex 1c...

Exactly wetin she tell me, d first tym she came visitin

I can't live without u,I wonder if he is still alive.......guys can lie ehn

Even the name woman. "Woo man" means deceive man. What were y'all expecting. If u are a guy, and u still think u are the only one straffing ur chick. Mehn am sorry for u ma Nigga.

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Pls see a Dr ASAP

lol




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iceberylin:
"MY EX boyfriend plays in Arsenal, his name is Chinedu"


Which chinedu dh Arsenal

Lol.. House of Ajebo

valmunich:

Lol.. House of Ajebo

Very funny stuff

Went to an Eatery wit ma ex in her area. Her phone was ringing every minit. so I askd who was dat.. she showd me d phone, jst numb no name.. she said its one guy o, dat d guy is jst disturbin her.
dat d guy said he saw her numb nd pix on a billboard.
she even asked me if I wil lyk to talk to d guy.. base on quiet boi wey I b, I refused. d call kept comin, na I vex collect d phone.. oh mhen u need to see hw dis girl dive my hand, she begin dae drag phone wit me oo.
Afraid catch me

sophib:
She recieve lot of calls from men like mtn customer care,but she still says baby dey are all my friends.

lols, na only yu like beta thing?

Am not at home I went for my grandfather burial d one dat died wen u r still 2yrs.

Kachisbarbie:


hahahaha. He is o
The amazing thing is the way he used to look me in the eye and lie...lmao

I want u

fighalo:
Went to an Eater wit ma ex in her area. Her phone was ringing every minit. so I ask who was dat.. she showd me d phone, jst numb no name.. she said its one guy o, dat d guy is jst disturbin her.
dat d guy said he saw her numb nd pix on a billboard.
she even asked me if I wil lyk to talk to d guy.. base on quiet boi wey I b, I refused. d call kept comin, na I vex collect d phone.. oh mhen u need to see hw dis girl dive my hand, she begin dae drag phone wit me oo.
Afraid catch me

Heard dis one before...lol all dis gals re funny sha

Story for d gods the gods oooo

"I have never let a guy come in my mouth because I hate the taste of it. It makes someone want to throw up". Babe how did you know this?

I love you, she is now my ex (when it is obvious that she is still your girlfriend) or the one that I can't still believe I believed 'I got her pregnant by mistake'....

iceberylin:
"MY EX boyfriend plays in Arsenal, his name is Chinedu"


Which chinedu dh Arsenal

chinedu sanchez

Donjay007:
u dont av 2 lie 2 b noticed

ur so daft. does notice add to my bank account.

April07:


Lol... guess I always knew they were meant for each other... plus our relationship wasnt that hot..

the relationship wasn't dt hot but i guess u guy were shying CONGO
















OP mouth dy smell

darlenese:
”My sister's friend forgot her pants in my room”

chai see lie

fairygeh:
That my bastard ex,oloriburiku oloshi ex,The guy is an unrepentant liar,May God punish him wherever he is

i dodge it on his behalf