Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,208,221 members, 8,001,937 topics. Date: Wednesday, 13 November 2024 at 07:31 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? (89971 Views)
What's The Biggest Lie Your EX Ever Told You / What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? / The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) ... (21) (Reply) (Go Down)
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 2:45pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Everyone (male & female) on nairaland dumped their bf or gf, have never read abt a nairalander who got dumped, y Justwondering anyway. Funny thread 15 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by KingTom(m): 2:45pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
She said I am ugly 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Lulumide: 2:47pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
I once used my g.fs fone to browse sme porn sites and when she found out i was like 'do u remember that my friend's yunger bro that calls me everytime? He was the one that sent me the link to download a game 4 him. Believe me I didnt knw it was porn.' she just sat down like :/ 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by patroccini: 2:47pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Me and my sister went out my sister left me with the guy and i followed him to his house and when hestarted touching me I told him to stop and went outside which is where I slept that night 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Kingsimmer(m): 2:48pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
"I love you with my whole heart... and dia is no room for any guy" I was like hmm...really? " |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by fairygeh(f): 2:48pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
That my bastard ex,oloriburiku oloshi ex,The guy is an unrepentant liar,May God punish him wherever he is 8 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by dpee4real(m): 2:49pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
I fondled her, though we never had sex but she denied i ever caressed her!!! It was the most awkward and stupid denial i ever heard from a living being... 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by temitemi1(m): 2:50pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
[img][/img][img][/im |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by pinkycute(f): 2:53pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
1 Like
|
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Britzdon(m): 2:53pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
telling me the reason why she couldn't pick my calls was because she forgot her phone in a grocery store over night...., 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by yinkeys(m): 2:54pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Superbrain:Seems I know this girl o. Chai. A small world |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 2:56pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by disneyjdkeyz(m): 2:59pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
eedris07:Exactly wetin she tell me, d first tym she came visitin 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 3:00pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
I can't live without u,I wonder if he is still alive.......guys can lie ehn 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by freshdude: 3:00pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Even the name woman. "Woo man" means deceive man. What were y'all expecting. If u are a guy, and u still think u are the only one straffing ur chick. Mehn am sorry for u ma Nigga. 7 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by darlenese(f): 3:01pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Alright I read all the comments but none of them is interesting.[/quote] Pls see a Dr ASAP 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by steric58(m): 3:02pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
lol strictly for ILORIN PEOPLE instead of buying a 19000 naira tecno f5 with just 4.0 inches why can't you get a tablet pc with wider screen that has 3g network, bbm, whatsapp,2go etc and it is cheaper almost everybody likes a tablet with a wider screen because it is easy for reading and at the same time you will enjoy your game and video on the 7.0inches but in most cases all this tablet are usually costly but am selling my own at a cheap price of 18000 Naira I live along taiwo Oke, ILORIN the tablet has 7.0inches,3000mah battery very strong,android 4.2.2,it has 3g, wifi and can make call too, i use it has my personal phone because of it long lasting battery you will not regret buying this wonderful tablet it comes with all accessories in the box, you can also me on whatsapp.thanks |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by valmunich(m): 3:02pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
iceberylin:Lol.. House of Ajebo |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by iceberylin(m): 3:03pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
valmunich:Very funny stuff |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by fighalo(m): 3:04pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Went to an Eatery wit ma ex in her area. Her phone was ringing every minit. so I askd who was dat.. she showd me d phone, jst numb no name.. she said its one guy o, dat d guy is jst disturbin her. dat d guy said he saw her numb nd pix on a billboard. she even asked me if I wil lyk to talk to d guy.. base on quiet boi wey I b, I refused. d call kept comin, na I vex collect d phone.. oh mhen u need to see hw dis girl dive my hand, she begin dae drag phone wit me oo. Afraid catch me 33 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by MayorSchwags(m): 3:05pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
sophib:lols, na only yu like beta thing? 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by sdgreat: 3:05pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Am not at home I went for my grandfather burial d one dat died wen u r still 2yrs. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 3:08pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie: I want u |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by April4th(m): 3:09pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
fighalo: Heard dis one before...lol all dis gals re funny sha |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by walexGodson(m): 3:12pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Story for d gods the gods oooo |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by AkaIkenga: 3:14pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
"I have never let a guy come in my mouth because I hate the taste of it. It makes someone want to throw up". Babe how did you know this? 26 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Petitediva14(f): 3:14pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
I love you, she is now my ex (when it is obvious that she is still your girlfriend) or the one that I can't still believe I believed 'I got her pregnant by mistake'.... 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by sawhite: 3:16pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
iceberylin:chinedu sanchez 18 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by ednut1(m): 3:16pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Donjay007:ur so daft. does notice add to my bank account. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by danbrowndmf(m): 3:17pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
April07:the relationship wasn't dt hot but i guess u guy were shying CONGO OP mouth dy smell |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by kdidi: 3:18pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
darlenese:chai see lie |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by adonbilivit: 3:19pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
fairygeh:i dodge it on his behalf 5 Likes 2 Shares |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) ... (21) (Reply)
Bride Abandons Groom On Wedding Day, Flees From Church (Video) / "This Is The Most Handsome Man In The World" - Social Media Users (Photos) / "Is Our Private Part Still Private?" - Reactions To Boobs-baring Lady Dancing
Viewing this topic: 2 guest(s)
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 36 |