'I don't have an ex,you are my first' i heard this from a friend

Kachisbarbie:
hahaha...seeing a text of 'baby pls buy me postinor2'

And he was like, that wasn't for me, it was my hommiez girlfriend that sent it to him the day I lent him my phone because his phone was down and there wasn't a means to charge it...whew

I forgot to add that the sender was someone he claimed is an 'ex' - then he said his ex and his hommiez current girlfriend are namesakes...oh Good Jesus

I felt like taking an IQ test immediately - bc e get the kind lie person go tell you ehn, you would wonder if you're that dull...hahahaha

that lie too long abeg... Na dat type dey shorten life span

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..


They got married last month..

Ehya. Sowi ehn

Women N lies
My first ex told me she hate sex with passion but by the time we started, I was the one running from sex... Na lie, she actually liked sex.

Baby don't leave me because I can't do without you... that na big lie... because she actually tell more than 5 guyz that...


I ve like 6 guyz wooing me when I meet you but there is something special I saw about you... Story... You were actually better than the rest...

I don't allow the mere words of women make me feel ontop the world because most of them a liers.

Women mouth are full with lies since 1900

Shutup!!! Liarsclub

Chinaimporter:
I use to be gay untill i met you and you transformed me overnight.... I now know that satan was using me and i will never do any same sex shiit again

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April07:



Jhyde!!! OMG Been ages

Sorry, have we met before


Old moniker pls

jhydebaba:




Sorry, have we met before


Old moniker pls

Your ex-wife

I love you more than anything in the world.

The biggest lie an ex told me is that he's a prince (while as poor as a church mouse).

My ex once told me that she is a secondary virgin.....that her hymen broke partially during their PHE class..
Some days later I found out hers was "Suez Canal" her shokosho can comfortably hide oshiomole for 10 days

darlenese:
”My sister's friend forgot her pants in my room”

Chei

fairygeh:
That my bastard ex,oloriburiku oloshi ex,The guy is an unrepentant liar,May God punish him wherever he is

take am jeje na, but ibi like say d guy outsmart you.

Kachisbarbie:
hahaha...seeing a text of 'baby pls buy me postinor2'

And he was like, that wasn't for me, it was my hommiez girlfriend that sent it to him the day I lent him my phone because his phone was down and there wasn't a means to charge it...whew

I forgot to add that the sender was someone he claimed is an 'ex' - then he said his ex and his hommiez current girlfriend are namesakes...oh Good Jesus

I felt like taking an IQ test immediately - bc e get the kind lie person go tell you ehn, you would wonder if you're that dull...hahahaha

Dis is sooooooo loooolssss......... U fight lion??

Rutheby:
Maybe you're right. Learnt alot from it sha #no regret

so are u still single?











wow! jus chkd ur profile. no offence plz i had lyk to meet u.are u frm kogi state?

She told me to make love to her that night or else i wont have anoda chance, which i gave in.

Two months later, she told me that she was three months pregnant for me and i was like... Nah so ur own pregnant dey jump months.....

I smell a lotta lies in here

bibiolu:
She's just my colleague until they started saying I love you to each other

take heart!

April07:



Your ex-wife

Why did u expose urself like that now

My one and only Br3nd4

How've u been switty

I told him to change tv station, i was behind him... I then asked him if he has changed it, he said yes, knowing im behind him

i caught him cheating with a bitch on bed, he said that she was forcing herself on him! seriously??!!?! Thats like the dumbest lie ive ever heard!

Mine still amazes me.... I called on Saturday morning twice with no response,she called back after 30 min saying she didn't pick calls because she was in the bank. WTF!

I told him to change tv station, i was behind him, he refused... I then asked him if he has changed it, he said yes, knowing im behind him

i caught him cheating with a bitch on bed, he said that she was forcing herself on him! seriously??!!?! Thats like the dumbest lie ive ever heard!!

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..


They got married last month..

accept my condolence! Ur husby is on de way.

Hadizy:


Lol!!!!!

Liar, never even dated not to talk of ex. We don't need kids here.



@Topic

My ex lied that he was at work in Kano (official duty) meanwhile he was with another lady watching movies at the cinema. That was what I am even aware of what went on after then I know not

This reminds me of the time a guy said he was at a party in Another town..then due to sheer boredom I took myself out for lunch. After lunch as I was leaving the mall, I ran into him and some short girl strolling to an ice cream shop. He said they were school mates blah, blah, blah. Needless to say things weren't the same After that.

EroticAngelina:
I told him to change tv station, i was behind him, he refused... I then asked him if he has changed it, he said yes, knowing im behind him

i caught him cheating with a bitch on bed, he said that she was forcing herself on him! seriously??!!?! Thats like the dumbest lie ive ever heard!!

They always say that lol!

I called her and she told me she was in her female friends hostel and as i was talking to her i just saw her with a guy, both of them going somewer, and i was like where are u again, ans she still say shes in her friends hostel.

chinex276:
The day her strict father saw me kissing her, angrily he asked "who is he" terrified she said "NO! He is my cousin" nd i was lyk wtf... Ur papa no knw him own brother pikin again?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ROTFLMTAO........

#dead.....

jossi994:
Ex told me she was pregnant.
when i asked her for tha test result,she spun an incredible tale about how her granny took the test result with her when she travelled to South Africa If she was a little cat,i woulda strangled her there. This ain't a joke o,this girl made me have sleepless nights

her granny na goallie??

sophib:
She recieve lot of calls from men like mtn customer care,but she still says baby dey are all my friends.

Shez gat hawt legs mehn, she needs money than FG!

RuUuuuuuuuuuN

Truckpusher:
No man has ever fuccked me the way you do. ......smh







Girls can lie.

Isn't that a compliment??

jhydebaba:





Why did u expose urself like that now

My one and only Br3nd4

How've u been switty

Like how

I've been great. and you?