wedding is arguably a joyful occasion for two souls who are being united in marriage. The joy radiated by families and well wishers on this day is great. But when it goes down to the two beaming lovers that are the centre of attraction, just who do you think should be more happier?

the wife, we men are doing women a favour by marrying them..., a favour with benefits

Na who the love dey shack pass...

tell a woman say na low key wedding u want but u will buy her a car afterward.....she will prefer an elaborate one, den love wedding pass anything.

Don't know. I haven't gotten married yet.

SMALLPENIS:
the wife, we men are doing women a favour by marrying them, a favour with benefits

Excuse me..

I hope you're joking with this statement.

What kind of favor are you talking about? What kinda benefits? Just what do you mean?

bakandow11:
tell a woman say na low key wedding u want but u will buy her a car afterward.....she will prefer an elaborate one, den love wedding pass anything.

true talk . sme of them bliv is their special day

Have u Eva wondered
why the brides danced so much on that day like a bird.
And the groom dancing like he doesn't know how to dance..

Look at the bride's face and see it glimmering with smiles
Look at the groom's and see it half smiley, half squeezed.

The wife be thinking :: Aaahh... Finally....my matrimonial home.. heheheeheh
And the husband be like :: hunnmm.. oh lawd.. My life is in ur hands

Then on the printables... U see text like
" Ekaette hooks Francis..
Hook

ERCROSS:
Have u Eva wondered why brides danced so much on that day like they had no problem
And the groom dancing like he's gat sumtin bothering him ?

cuz left over bill await d groom nd d pple he invited 2spray them moni re nt forth comin

SMALLPENIS:
the wife, we men are doing women a favour by marrying them, a favour with benefits
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the wife, we men are doing women a favour by marrying them, a favour with benefits
PS: kindly go to this thread by 5 o'clock for an interview with Sir Royver, A Nairaland author.
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the wife, we men are doing women a favour by marrying them, a favour with benefits
PS: kindly go to this thread by 5 o'clock for an interview with Sir Royver, A Nairaland author.
Hosted by; DSTV, in collaboration with Emzypaz.
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You are just a SMALLPENIS
have it in mind that your wife to be will be "managing" your smallpenis

I saw " ...jailed for doping single WOMEN through dating site " so who should be happier now?

24in7:
cuz left over bill await d groom nd d pple he invited 2spreay them moni re nt forth comin

hahahahahhaahahhah...*falls from toilet seat*.

bestdeals0:
hahahahahhaahahhah...*falls from toilet seat*.

helps him up and puts him back on the toilet seat to finish his shit

Odilafta:


You are just a SMALLPENIS
have it in mind that your wife to be will be "managing" your smallpenis

guess you dont know sarcasm then

Both should be happy and excited as its a joyous day of celebration,but its no news the bride is always happier

I know my wedding day will be one of my happiest day anyway.

The Woman. Cos men are scare commodities

ERCROSS:
Have u Eva wondered
why the brides danced so much on that day like a bird.
And the groom dancing like he doesn't know how to dance..

Look at the bride's face and see it glimmering with smiles
Look at the groom's and see it half smiley, half squeezed.

The wife be thinking :: Aaahh... Finally....my matrimonial home.. heheheeheh
And the husband be like :: hunnmm.. oh lawd.. My life is in ur hands

Then on the printables... U see text like
" Ekaette hooks Francis..
Hook

LWKMD! *falls from a tall palm tree*

SMALLPENIS:
the wife, we men are doing women a favour by marrying them..., a favour with benefits

it is as true as hilarious as it is. . .cos na dem dey go mountain dey beg 4 husband wen dem don dey pas 30+

Obataosu:
A wedding is arguably a joyful occasion for two souls who are being united in marriage. The joy radiated by families and well wishes on this day is great. But when it comes down to the two beaming lovers that are the centre of attraction, just who do you think should be genuinely happier?

the guy who fu*ked her last.

SMALLPENIS:
the wife, we men are doing women a favour by marrying them..., a favour with benefits

lmao very funny! U no dey do anybody favours o,unless say u marry an over aged woman.

the women of course..

i just pity we men.. no more checking out hot babes in the club..no more Playboying..just children calling u daddy and a nagging wife

The one that did sacrifice to make the relationship work and allow it to sustain it till dey go to the alter

applies to only couples who abstained form sex tho

The groom should be happier: all the sexual tension and hormonal feelings he held in, through out the time leading to this day, he'll be smiling from ear to ear joor, wedding night tinz on point

The bride will be sad but proud:be sad that at the end she'll finally be... , but she'll start to enjoy it later tho, but she'll be proud of herself


April07 hi!

Na the wife ke....when she don c where to relax...and the husband will be thinking about d honeymoon...and d money being spent on dat day..

D bride because the always looking forward to dat

Odilafta:


You are just a SMALLPENIS
have it in mind that your wife to be will be "managing" your smallpenis

Afrok:
helps him up and puts him back on the toilet seat to finish his shit

lol.

Gatz to be the bride any gaddam day. It aint easy to pick these niggaz out there to give you that ring.

bride ooo




husbands are scarce.

The bride.

NONE............they're about to get pushed to the wall
how/why they feel happy baffles me

Floyd45:
Gatz to be the bride any gaddam day. It aint easy to pick these niggaz out there to give you that ring.

True that.