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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by daey118(m): 6:39pm On Oct 18, 2014
fighalo:
she's on free transfer now.. una fit come sign her
I resemble keshi? Abi ds one is sleeping on bicycle ni. undecided
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by princebergz(m): 6:48pm On Oct 18, 2014
my EX has super powers... she lied about everything, grades, number of siblings, where she lived, name it... I kept up with it cause mehn that chick cld bleep!

N.B: she used to call me BOO, now I fucking hate that word!

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Expsbterror(m): 6:48pm On Oct 18, 2014
He was just using his lips to play with mine, can't kiss him na.. U sef know.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by phollarsewa(f): 6:48pm On Oct 18, 2014
like this if you like to like things

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by NifemiOlu(m): 6:53pm On Oct 18, 2014
Girl: I'm pregnant
Boy: Haba, how possible? Didn't I tell you my doctor said my sperm reacts to Paracetamol and makes it ineffective? Haba!
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 6:55pm On Oct 18, 2014
I wanna bcome a born again xtian
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Mrfils(m): 6:57pm On Oct 18, 2014
Kudos Op! Nice thread for sulking pple...

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Lincoln94(m): 6:57pm On Oct 18, 2014
.alright d it has been confirmed dat d dude above is crazy
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by fighalo(m): 6:58pm On Oct 18, 2014
daey118:

I resemble keshi? Abi ds one is sleeping on bicycle ni. undecided
Oga we dae querrel?.. Abi ur girl done lie 4 u ni
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by fighalo(m): 7:06pm On Oct 18, 2014
Ahhh... na girls wey dae follow dis thread lie pass ...
just checkd d females viewing dis thread. mhen username dae dicieve oo.. see faces,,.
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username b lyk, mhiz. diva, biana, brenda... etc
face b lyk shit wey dem no flush...

observation tho

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 7:07pm On Oct 18, 2014
daey118:

Ehnnnn naaa. Its possible she wanted to rape him na. Nd he wasn't strong enough to resist. Some women can posses intense strength especially when they're horngry. It could be true. He loves you. . For Real. #JustTryingToDefendABrother
no! The b!tch is not stronger than him. Im not suprised that ur supporting him undecided u both are men, and men like to lie 2much!
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by bigcil2(m): 7:13pm On Oct 18, 2014
April07:



Lmao.. grin grin

I did the dumping!! angry He was too nice cry
hmmmm... Dejavu
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 7:16pm On Oct 18, 2014
KingTom:

Which kin font be dis na, abi na loveletter you dey write grin

It's called italics babie. You should try it out kiss

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 7:16pm On Oct 18, 2014
not my ex but my guys ex. my guy traveled to ABJ and met this girl and she claimed she doesn't much speak or understand igbo, so any time my guy gave me phone to speak to her, all of our conversation will be in English. fast forward to some months later, she came back to her villa, we went to see her, the way this same girl was blowing this Igbo with her siblings in udume and ngbochiume eeeeh, chei, I felt like going to meet her to teach me Igbo. girls can lie.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by wiringdpt(m): 7:17pm On Oct 18, 2014
You made my day, im going to bed laughing
Kachisbarbie:
hahaha...seeing a text of 'baby pls buy me postinor2'

And he was like, that wasn't for me, it was my hommiez girlfriend that sent it to him the day I lent him my phone because his phone was down and there wasn't a means to charge it...whew shocked

I forgot to add that the sender was someone he claimed is an 'ex' - then he said his ex and his hommiez current girlfriend are namesakes...oh Good Jesus

I felt like taking an IQ test immediately - bc e get the kind lie person go tell you ehn, you would wonder if you're that dull...hahahaha
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by zobasky24k(m): 7:19pm On Oct 18, 2014
My x na legendary. Liar.. lying Na her hobby..just once visited me nd we got down..d show was intense..from my crib she went to her then ex nd house for important stuff,.d nxt day I asked her hw her parole. Come be nd she started crying. Told me he started touching her and he even removed her panties. But wen he tried to move in,he found out she was not wet nd he let her be..I was LIke what the Bleep...al I can c was the fukn

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by PStacks(m): 7:19pm On Oct 18, 2014
shocked
iceberylin:
"MY EX boyfriend plays in Arsenal, his name is Chinedu"


Which chinedu dh Arsenal undecided
grin
iceberylin:
"MY EX boyfriend plays in Arsenal, his name is Chinedu"


Which chinedu dh Arsenal undecided



Lol.. Hahahahaha..
That your Girlfriend don c you finish..
She thinks u are darfter than daft..

Wtf mehn! She told u that?

Her former boyfriend is chinedu and plays for Arsenal..

She probably ment a code or a sign language or you formed it urself..

Notin person no go c 4 nairaland..

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by sapientia(m): 7:21pm On Oct 18, 2014
I will never lie to you..

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 7:25pm On Oct 18, 2014
April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..


They got married last month.. cheesy cheesy

Chai!!! That guy is wicked o!!!

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by donbrowser(m): 7:25pm On Oct 18, 2014
My headmaster ra.ped me, after him, no one did it.
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by thepillarofafrica(m): 7:27pm On Oct 18, 2014
ibkonekt:
I dont suck guys its dirty. Little did i know that she was a vacuum cleaner
hahahaha na sewage tank... smh
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Smartiegurl(f): 7:27pm On Oct 18, 2014
Woah! Guys and babes ain't smiling!!
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by PStacks(m): 7:33pm On Oct 18, 2014
chinex276:
The day her strict father saw me kissing her, angrily he asked "who is he" terrified she said "NO! He is my cousin" nd i was lyk wtf... Ur papa no knw him own brother pikin again?


What a family! So.. Its ok if she's kissing hÉr coÙsine right?
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by chibwike(m): 7:39pm On Oct 18, 2014
Lol @comments
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 7:42pm On Oct 18, 2014
I have been praying and fasting for the past 2months but God hasn't shown me you are the one* like what the F?*

ME: Ok then did God show you someone else?
HIM: No, i will just keep praying and searching for the right one.Sorry to break your heart.

2 weeks later i saw wedding pix of him and the God choosen wife on facebook.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by rightflank: 7:45pm On Oct 18, 2014
One day, I called "Dillish" (not her real name) at about 6.30 in the morning telling her I had something to tell her, but it wasn't something we could discuss over the phone, that I'd meet her later that evening so we could talk. She insisted I tell her, but I refused. Three hours later, being 9.30am, she called and was like "baby! Please tell me that thing now. Let's talk about it now. If credit's the problem, don't worry I've got enough; I couldn't sleep throughout night cos my mind kept wondering what it was you had to tell me...baby please"...and I was like "ahn! ahn! Dillish (long time I called her by her name. With this she know say yawa don gas) You could not sleep throughout the night? But it was just this morning I called to say I wanted to tell you stuff. Jeez! So this is how you've been lying to me; even heaven knows it's over." Guys, come see beg, she still dey lie on top the beg dey try confuse me...

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Mrfils(m): 7:46pm On Oct 18, 2014
Waspy:
I smell a lotta lies in here shocked shocked
Enjoy d lies mehn! Life is too short #YOLO grin
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by clemz88(m): 7:46pm On Oct 18, 2014
Royaltriplee:
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guy y u dey waste space na .... U for sell am to me
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by CarterDavid30(m): 7:50pm On Oct 18, 2014
I can't even remember any, Cos anything she says, Na lie
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by NifemiOlu(m): 7:52pm On Oct 18, 2014
Cutejay:
I have been praying and fasting for the past 2months but God hasn't shown me you are the one* like what the F?*

ME: Ok then did God show you someone else?
HIM: No, i will just keep praying and searching for the right one.Sorry to break your heart.

2 weeks later i saw wedding pix of him and the God choosen wife on facebook.

God works in miraculous ways.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by imotal(m): 7:53pm On Oct 18, 2014
Told me she was going home while leaving my house. Followed her and saw her go into some dude's car. Called her and she refused picking, not knowing I could see her look at the ringing phone and put it on silent. Next day told me she forgot the phone in my house. Like seriously? Went for deliverance cos if a woman can look you in the face and tell such lies, your future is doomed.

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