Yeepa! See gobe. I can't shout.

Kachisbarbie:
hahaha...seeing a text of 'baby pls buy me postinor2'

And he was like, that wasn't for me, it was my hommiez girlfriend that sent it to him the day I lent him my phone because his phone was down and there wasn't a means to charge it...whew

I forgot to add that the sender was someone he claimed is an 'ex' - then he said his ex and his hommiez current girlfriend are namesakes...oh Good Jesus

I felt like taking an IQ test immediately - bc e get the kind lie person go tell you ehn, you would wonder if you're that dull...hahahaha

EroticAngelina:
no! The b!tch is not stronger than him. Im not suprised that ur supporting him u both are men, and men like to lie 2much!

Duhhh. Who said I ws supporting him. Buh maybe he was tryn push. Her then he tripped or something na. Shiiii hppens na. Plus if and when I lie am pretty sure my babes are usually impressed at least I don't think they're stupid to be tellin em stupid lies... Mine are. Usually well polished with enough back up .if I lie to you ehnnnn. Yur head wee swell .#Aswear.

Called her more dan 10 tyms bt she didn't hear wen d fone was ringing

PRINCEHPXP:
mine said her pastor preached sumtin in d church and it touches her alot wen she already knw dat i caught her 3days back wen i was calling and sending text msg for 2weeks witout her replying or even flashing me bck wen i got to her place i quickly check her call list and guest wat ....i found out i call her 70 missed call dat she didnt pick and she said she dnt hav credit to call me bck...
Ok i check her recent call and i saw three new guys number she just called 40mins ago...

D funny tin is dat i was d one dat bought her fone for her 3weeks ago and knw she is breaking up after i hav bless her wit a fone dat she dnt hav for 1year nw...

Hw can she be dis wicked?

My man, the thread said "lie" not "lament"...

PRINCEHPXP:
mine said her pastor preached sumtin in d church and it touches her alot wen she already knw dat i caught her 3days back wen i was calling and sending text msg for 2weeks witout her replying or even flashing me bck wen i got to her place i quickly check her call list and guest wat ....i found out i call her 70 missed call dat she didnt pick and she said she dnt hav credit to call me bck...
Ok i check her recent call and i saw three new guys number she just called 40mins ago...

D funny tin is dat i was d one dat bought her fone for her 3weeks ago and knw she is breaking up after i hav bless her wit a fone dat she dnt hav for 1year nw...

Hw can she be dis wicked?

My man, the thread said "lie" not "lament"..

they lie. You lie. You shouldn't sit and ponder about the lie. Lies have been since before the bible was written. So stop moping because you got lied to.

Used another girl as wallpaper n he told me that day was her bday. I just loled my ass out n said ok

Told her i had a heart condition and that i was dying...funny though i rily did like her a lot and had to lie cus I felt she was too good for me and the only way i could keep her was if i made her have pity on me and it worked until it didnt...still regret it though

Dat he told his uncle nd mum am JUST A FREND because if he told dem am special they wud rush him to wed me... Biatch!

This happened when i was in jamb class 7years ago. A friend refered me to this girl (then i was shy and had loads of cash), he did the 'toasting' and we started off! (awkward). That was Jan or so, a week later my friend tells me that valentines day is coming and her bday is on the 12th, that what was i going to do for lil missy, i said ok maybe a visit to an eatery will do, he said thats lame, i should, infact i must get her something, i asked what? (as at this time i was very curious.) He said the traditional bra and panties will be costly besides 'no be 1 i go get for am' <in his words> he later insisted i give her money 20k, i was still not comfortable with the idea, until a friend in the lesson told me her bday was october etc. On her so called bday i gave her messenger (my friend) #500 glo rcard, and on vals day sent a text. She later broke up with me..

She said,she miss her period. And that she will need money to remove what is inside.i told her to leave it.i know she lying.i no be aboki

hadizadeezy:
I don't double-date



hmmmm

choi!...my current babe told me dat too..guess I need to do some investigation

she said I was the first guy to sleep with after be born again,that I deflower her in Christ,man DAT place be like well,I was asking her am I there

Naavah:
Used another girl as wallpaper n he told me that day was her bday. I just loled my ass out n said ok

Well well well. That's a new one. dar niqqah's a yahoo boy. #FormatingSince152B.C

Liamm:
*reading comments*

Same here

Please click on my link for wellness, natural home remedies and general lifestyle.

Bitojoe:
She said,she miss her period. And that she will need money to remove what is inside.i told her to leave it.i know she lying.i no be aboki

Lol. Bros. you don. Vex gan o. E never rish dar wan na.

Hadizy:


They are just lairs

I don't LIE.

Kachisbarbie:


It's called italics babie. You should try it out

She called me baby
***Faints***

"She told me she hates guys that they cheat a lot but just doesn't knw why she fell for me. She never knew I knew my guy slept with her two days back."(Mayb she doesn't cheat like guys do)..gosh

NmaGOD44:
dat cud b true cos I do receive such calls almost every night ............not because they r my boyfriends or whatever but cos they are always busy during d day cos of work so they wud wanna chat long with me on phone whenever they have d chance ......and if u were to b my bf,u wud think am cheating on u with all those long time callers......well,thank goodness am answerable to no one

LIANA!

hadizadeezy:
I don't double-date



hmmmm

**Strict Muslimah*** stay off my steps.





meanwhile........

Asked her if her period has started since I do know the dates.. but she said nop....i was like..why... and she said..... I took postinor2 for stomach ache and the date shifted.... I'm in Abj and she's in Enugu. My people when has postinor2 become a pill for stomach ache? Lolz the bitch just had a hot s*x with a nearby dude....lmao

DaBullIT:



you nor dey wear rubber ? ??

Mehn... Na long story.

abbey2812:
She asked me to send recharge card to her one Friday morning that he wanted to call one of her classmates which I did. She later came to
my house in d evening of that same day nd while checking her fone, I discovered she transferred 200 naira worth of airtime to a number which happened to be her ex's number whom she has told me earlier they have separated, and when I confront her, she told me she wanted to collect some amount of money she borrowed him before they were separated and that when she asked him of the money, he told her he didn't have the money that had it been he has airtime on his fone he could have called someone that owe him so that he would just use d money to pay her. She then say that was why she transferred airtime to him so that he can call d person thereby he would be able to pay her debt. I just looked up onto the ceiling and think of what next to do for her, hence I resort to Bleep her ass so that I won't just lose everything..

****The final Burial for English language*****

# Girl moaning during sex.

Me : Is it paining you ??
Girl : Yes !!!
Me : Should i stop ??
Girl : No !!!!

daey118:

Well well well. That's a new one. dar niqqah's a yahoo boy. #FormatingSince152B.C

Lol, u sef see am. My payback is doing pressup walahi

creamy1990:
still laughing @ d last line...maybe he's gay

Exactly what am thinking coz ma name indicate am a guy. Abi woman don dey bear Stelvin

In a relationship 1(guy or lady) most surely cry and 1(boy or girl) most surely laugh at d end

holysaint1:


lol tought u were a fem..

Ehnnnnn! Woman dey bear Stelvin abi or u don go mix Monkey-tail with Ak47 vodka

"I can't leave without yu"
Now that we are apart,I wonder if he is dead now or a living dead

I saw a picture on his phone,in which he carried a girl and he lied to me that the girl was his sister. And I was like,oboy,m not blind,I knw d kinda relationships that exist btwn sisters

Sheila (which coincidentally is the name of his ex) is a ship he was going on a sail on after seeing so many messages on his phone to Sheila claiming he loves her.

I don't have time for dating things, she was bruterly beaten by a boyfriend chaiii