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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:27pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
She told me my cork is the biggest she ever sucked not knowing I knew she sucked and fvcked my elder brother who has an 8inch cork. She said she has never depended on any man for money while she asked me for Tfare the 3rd time I fvcked her She said her mum is a virgin in the lord without knowing my dad and her mum fvcked on her birthday She said she can't stand a mad man while she knows my head no correct She said I get sense while my mother know say she no born me with sense. My brothers on NL be careful because women can lie a lot. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Wealthyegg(f): 9:28pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
April07:so touching |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by psamuella(m): 9:28pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
entered her room at nite and meet a guy in the rum with her in darkness with lights off nd later she said Jst her friend DT she can Neva cheat on me I wounder how am sopose to belief that |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by OMA4U(m): 9:29pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
I've got no stories to tell. I don't have an ex. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by richywise007(m): 9:31pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
she kept saying am a virgin but d day I had an opportunity to blow. hmmm I was swallowed |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by icelovex(m): 9:32pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
arttysticfyngaz:. My brother see me see english, blood of jesus i beg make i just pretend like say i no read this one. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by uyuoko(m): 9:37pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
chinex276: Epic!!!!!!! chinex276: Epic!!!!!!! |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:38pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
I will be there in 5mins |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by beelon1020(m): 9:47pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
LMAO Dominionng: |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by blaise26abj(m): 9:50pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:51pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
'No one will ever love you the way I do ' Taa! I just dey say back to sender for my mind. 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by tuffgongjo(m): 9:54pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
jahbiz:The guy must have duped her "sexually,Financially,Mentally" et al |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:55pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Mariopgomery:God punish devil. Dis girl na wash. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by pharmo25(m): 9:56pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Saw a pix of her n my friend on her phone kissing, asked her who the person is, told me he's her friend n even gave me fake name that he neva bear. This guy happens to be my roommate in skul then. GueSs what?? She's doing it wit him.. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by yemstok(m): 9:56pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Hope I'm not too late o! She told me she wouldn't be able to live without me. "I can't live without you Yemi/I don't wanna lose U" She left me since March now and she's still living pretty fine. It's all gone sha |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by kenex4ever(m): 10:04pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
donbrowser:may b dis is d one u like telling ur boyfrnds |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:14pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
skyprofm:Told me the Same |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by danbrowndmf(m): 10:23pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Rutheby:im frm kogi also buh reside in porthacourt.so wer do u reside? |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Laeroy(f): 10:25pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
MY EX PARENTS ARE VERY POOR AND EXTREMELY WRETCHED....AND INSTEAD OF HIM TO OWN UP TO DAT FACT..HE DENIED DEM AND SAID HE LOST HIS PARENTS IN A PLANE CRASH.....HE TRIED TO PAINT HIS IMAGINARY PARENTS AS RICH...... UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM....HE DIED 3 YRS AGO... R.I.P PAUL.....I MISS U STILL. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Keenysbojan(m): 10:28pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
April07:jesus Christ..this is too expensive,I neva see person wey fit buy dis can lie...Anyway maybe d guy dey work for lier department in Satan's government house 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Keenysbojan(m): 10:28pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
April07:jesus Christ..this is too expensive,I neva see person wey fit buy dis can lie...Anyway maybe d guy dey work for liers department in Satan's government house |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by goodmike7: 10:31pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
" We use to have 2 swimming pools in our compound until armed robbers stole one, baby this world is a wicked place" i piss for body that day 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Sunshinelady(f): 10:32pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
April07:. Now my award goes to dis wan |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by ekiyor3: 10:35pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
p2t2r:true talk broda 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by udomma1005(m): 10:36pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:Dat kinda lies give headache instead of heartache! 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Sunshinelady(f): 10:41pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Ately:. Hahahahahaha 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by samuelemuobosa: 10:42pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
MEHN ... SHE TOLD ME DAT SHE HAS NEVER LIED TO ME ..... AND I BELIEVED HER MEHN ... SHE TOLD ME DAT SHE HAS NEVER LIED TO ME ..... AND I BELIEVED HER |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Estimable(m): 11:06pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
PRINCEHPXP:U collect ur phone back.....simple...... |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by deebrain(m): 11:20pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
"good morning" |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by hadizadeezy(f): 11:22pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
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