adonbilivit:
i have invalidated and deactivated them. I know u have not forgotten buh please forgive.

Forgive Never,Ever,Mba,at all,lailai

OboloMAN:
this relationship is affecting my spiritual Life... we need a break...
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Two weeks later She was Digging a broda in Church ... #WTF

u ar gettin it all wrong.. D guy dey try install spiritual life 2.3 inside ha ni

HARDDON:


If u made it this far( PG 0-15) don't worry, u'd survive.

Abi o...

Mehn............. There are legendary liars here.

Hadizy:


Hmmm. Like your confidence. But its easier said. So tell me you never lied to her?

Believe me, I'm yet to tell my girlfriend a lie. I'm in my early twenties and have dated 2 girls since I left Sec. school. I've been with my present girlfriend since August 2012. The very first day I'll tell her a lie, I'm sure I'd be caught. I wish I could explain better..

She said she was related to obj.

tweetobyte:


Believe me, I'm yet to tell my girlfriend a lie. I'm in my early twenties and have dated 2 girls since I left Sec. school. I've been with my present girlfriend since August 2012. The very first day I'll tell her a lie, I'm sure I'd be caught. I wish I could explain better..

OK. No p. I just don't know why but I just trust you. Even though my instincts may be wrong but I believe you

mkoabiola:
She said she was related to obj.

So is tht one now supposed to increase her market value ni ? abi what is ths. One. Saying bayyi..

Hadizy:


OK. No p. I just don't know why but I just trust you. Even though my instincts may be wrong but I believe you

Its possible tho. At least I don't lie much .but I when I do. Its usually Epic. Iam blunt like that. If I did somfin.I say I did it..then the explanations/ apologising begins. She even knows some of her niqqah's side chics... So when I lie. Trust me. She doesn't wanto hear the truth. I thinks dars one thing she like me for sef #TellNoLies

Hadizy:


OK. No p. I just don't know why but I just trust you. Even though my instincts may be wrong but I believe you

Babe u fine no be small

(my present girl) I've never been smooched or caressed before...s.m.h...

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Have made a promise to my God not to have sex till I get marry.. It just That I love you dat y

I dated my ex for 3yrs and we did not have sex, I am a virgin,

The first one told me she was a virgin but I could handle and do anal.
The second one told me she has had abortion only once.
The third one told me that her pastor said I was her husband.
The fourth one told me her child is her sister's son.
The fifth she was raped and I was the first man she was sleeping with aside the rape... So many lies they told to me and so many lies I told to them too. So long a story. Have dated and exed 19 women, may God save me ooo.

Kachisbarbie:


lol...are you a wizard? kinda
I just dey laugh that day sha, I told him I know I'm dull - but you don't have to remind me with this kind lie.


Lmao. I guess it's all part of life - he was getting it from somewhere else because I was dulling him in that area

What area?

Rutheby:
'I love you'...... Stil wondering why i believed dat.

Eyaa, sorry dear

Ex told me "He is jes my boss and am his P.A" kept wondering why a female will be a P.A to a married man and smtyms sleeps over at his place cos his famz is in US of A until i bursted dem. Now she is married to him wif a bulgin tummy...waht girls wont do for money?

Truckpusher:
Why don't you gerrout from my sight ,you vowel nigglet.

ALERT!!! A deranged LUNATIC on the loose.. Prolly a citizen of yaba left i guess.

Kill Bullet: Although na me find trouble by quotin u... But u shouldnt act like a kid by spittin nonsense (believing u re actually provin a point).. I seriously tought u were that grown..
TTY when your psychic syndromes are no more.. ciao

HARDDON:


This could be true, not all villages have access to vast wealth

Then why try to score points on that..if you're royalty and ur broke then keep it to yourself because where I come from you're not judged on what ur daddy has but on what YOU achieve.

justdream:
Ex told me "He is jes my boss and am his P.A" kept wondering why a female will be a P.A to a married man and smtyms sleeps over at his place cos his famz is in US of A until i bursted dem. Now she is married to him wif a bulgin tummy...waht girls wont do for money?

Hahahahahaha! Nothing ..nothing we won't do lol!

Sanguine77:
The first one told me she was a virgin but I could handle and do anal.
The second one told me she has had abortion only once.
The third one told me that her pastor said I was her husband.
The fourth one told me her child is her sister's son.
The fifth she was raped and I was the first man she was sleeping with aside the rape... So many lies they told to me and so many lies I told to them too. So long a story. Have dated and exed 19 women, may God save me ooo.

Amen!

chinex276:
The day her strict father saw me kissing her, angrily he asked "who is he" terrified she said "NO! He is my cousin" nd i was lyk wtf... Ur papa no knw him own brother pikin again?

hahaha funny one nucca

Quiet1:
Here goes mine...

After dating for close to 5years, we ended up splitting up.. However, we remained close friends.. During the time we were dating I consistently asked her if she was messing with a friend of mine but she said no.. She admitted she kissed him but nothing happened.. Fast forward to a few weeks ago, my friend called me and apologized for sleeping with her.. I munched the screen and sent to her.. She then called and started apologizing.. I just thank God I didn't marry her.. Else how would I have handled it in marriage

Aahhh ...Hope you're over that terrible experience. I know someone who had the same experience and it took years to get over.

Met her wen she was floatin in school deceivin herself dat she was a student(I didn't knw until much later). Helped her secure admission in anoda state, foot all her bills + upkeep nt knowing it was her plan to go live wit her 'ex' who she vowed was ova btw dem cos he dumped her wen she was sick almost to d point of death. I met d family tryin to kickstart marriage things bt I called one evenin, no respnse, then d 'ex' pickd her call, heard comotion on d background n line went dead. Next an sms 4rm her advising me nt to eva call again as my call was disturbin her 'man' n dat it cnt work out btw us. 2days later she called bak begging, saying she only stayed at d ex's place to be closer to skool during d exams period n dat 'nothin' happened at al, hahahaha. She added dat d ex wasn't in town wen she checked in2 his room n did't knw he will return dat nite, I asked if she had d key to his house n she said No. I was so sad, nt because of d betrayal bt because she thot I was so dumb to belive her story. Fortunately I engaged myself in other meaningful n productive things dat helped prove to me dat am nt dumb afterall! Long story short, we got bak bt on a very shaky footing, bleeped for 1yr + n den did d needful. Brother is now tough like a crocodile, no more hearts to break, #MoneyMakingOnMyMind#, #PointAndKill#, #NowHappilyMarriedWithKids#

link2ok:



This na d dumbest lie I ever heard on nairaland... bros yu can lie oooh

but how do you know that he's lying ooohh

after i finish 4cking her she call me on the phone dat evening dat she's a virgin b4 we 4ck...i laffed i was like biiitch ain't see no blood flowing outta ur puzzay --

mazumathe1st:
one told me 2 paay her sskl fees middle of semester,(UI)...I laff cz it wz 2nd semester,said dey pay skl fees 2ce in d skl..

Anoda said sshe wz going to skl in oxford,dt she made 6as in waec,I called her mum wen my babes fone wz switched off,mum tells me,she's writing GCE

Wuz dt guy in d picture,he is my uncle,later dey dated...uncle sha

I av ad sex only 1ce,na free fall..wen I enta

My dad owns a hummer,*all na wash,

I av nt seen my ex 4 d past 3yrs,dey wia married 2months afta
She shagged me

I dnt suck dcks,yet she does it so well

Too many lies abeg,I tire 4 d matter,I jjst smile and tak it in my stride,its a free world,na u get ur mouth


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Lmao! At free fall.

I would like to know someday whats the dumbest lie you guys have ever told.

@omo igbohater,
O ma se.Ashawo work we your mama teach me na e u take dey abuse me?All the fu(k we i dey f(k up and down,you think say she no get her cut?Your mama wey fucck agbero tire under oshodi bridge before she rolocate go north?That useless papa na him i blame!For say no be say danfo jam am kill for oshodi after d kparaga wey him steal money,i wonder how ur mama for sit down do ashina work wey she take train you.BUT SHE TRY,SHE NICE.those days wey demi dey fu(k her give her 200,150,250,she dey dash me small money inside.Greet her me,gbaskie!AREA!!MY ROLE MODEL NONI!!omo ale.

She told me she was born in Canada until I saw her birth certifictae...one maternity in Uselu, Benin city

my puzzay is dripping wet..but when i put preek her totto dey like ikpekere