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What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by rocgirl: 10:57pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Here are a list of the some of the funniest messages I've ever received in this little life of mine. Here goes: *************************************** Buba, I ve call you sice mornin you didnt pick my cal, pls my leav I need your voice. *************************************** I mic you. *************************************** I want you to know that 143. *************************************** Like I told, my name is boy, I'm a Warri-Boy. *************************************** I ove yhu, rocgirl bby. *************************************** I am 223. Daddy kpeme when I was 17 of age. ************************************** Add yours. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by okonja(m): 11:07pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
One word for this ^^...."Trash" |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by Baddestguyp(m): 11:09pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
joblessness 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by chimerase2: 11:13pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Bia dis gal dnt u knw dat 2moro is skul and u will be late for skul eh Oya kiakia run to sleep Mtcheew all dis small children of secondarians |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by Nobody: 11:14pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Am i the only one that doesn't find this remotely funny 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by lawrenceunaa: 11:16pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
from mtn : dear 070387***** u have won a prize on the on going centenary draws text ...... to ....... to claim ur prize SMS cos #100 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by ERCROSS(m): 11:19pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
O.p.. U deserve a thunderous slap to reset that ur brain for u.. wen d NL bash group finish wit u.. U go blame urself say u open dis thread... Hian... |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by rocgirl: 11:24pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
lawrenceunaa: Could imagine. That moment when your heart stops beating for a split second. They nearly gave me those too!. |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by chimerase2: 11:25pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Khalessi:didn't u see de above comments |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by rocgirl: 11:27pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
[quote author=chimerase2 post=27286398]Bia dis gal dnt u knw dat 2moro is skul and u will be late for skul eh Oya kiakia run to sleep Mtcheew all dis small children of secondarians [/quot]e Lmao.. Secondarians? Where'd you get that from? |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by chimerase2: 11:28pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
rocgirl:wat is funny der nw, y showing ur 23 teeths eh dis gal Believe u me I still de vex for dat rubbish u call u posted If I slap u eh with dis kind vex believe u me again even God go shock |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by chimerase2: 11:30pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
[quote author=rocgirl post=27286662][/quote]shey u dn call amu play Dey dn text u slap before? |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by rocgirl: 11:31pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Khalessi:Well then, share yours if you've got any. Could be alot funnier, who knows. |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by lawrenceunaa: 11:32pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
rocgirl:lol |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by rocgirl: 11:39pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
lawrenceunaa: Lol. |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by haywire07(m): 11:52pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Idiot Op
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Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by WIZGUY69(m): 12:15am On Oct 20, 2014 |
[size=48]NONSENSE [/size] |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by iceberylin(m): 7:38am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Khalessi:You are not alone |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by Nobody: 7:49am On Oct 20, 2014 |
hmmm, see those angry faces. It's likely that most you guys bashing this lady are guity of those kinda text messages. |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by marieolae(f): 7:59am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Khalessi:I find it funny. You gat no sense of humour |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by rocgirl: 8:12am On Oct 20, 2014 |
missberrypop5: Exactly my thoughts too. It's the kinda text messages they send to girls. . |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by rocgirl: 8:15am On Oct 20, 2014 |
marieolae:Thanks mariolae. Biko, include yours if you've got any to share. |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by Lordabas: 8:18am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Men are like bank accounts without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest! ...A naija girl texted me that |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by destante(f): 8:20am On Oct 20, 2014 |
hehe. but they are more of weird than funny to meah sha. |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by Nobody: 8:25am On Oct 20, 2014 |
rocgirl:my dear, don't mind them. Na guity concon deh vex them. Lemme add my own jawe.. "You have just won 550,000 in the on go Cocacola pormor call Mr. Musa on 08031234567 to claim your prize" and i'm like, those this iidiot think i'm a fool? Cocacola no sabi type correct english. |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by vacant06(m): 8:37am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Was sent from a friend .....press one to kill ur self press two to faint press three to explode |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by rocgirl: 8:57am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Lordabas: Hmm.. Was she your gf? Weren't you showing some form of interest in the rel? |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by rocgirl: 8:59am On Oct 20, 2014 |
missberrypop5: Lmao... Ponmo ke?? |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by rocgirl: 9:01am On Oct 20, 2014 |
vacant06: Lol.. Point and kill. Like say you be catfish.. |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by rocgirl: 9:07am On Oct 20, 2014 |
destante: Word! Exactly my thoughts when I got them. But, to actually think time and money was spent to send me that heap of trash was a lot more funnier, to say the least. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by cooljoe(m): 10:24am On Oct 20, 2014 |
marieolae:r u sure u wana go down dat road? |
Re: What's The Funniest Sms You've Received? by Nobody: 3:55pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
I received a wedding invite categorically telling me not to expect any after wedding reception and also highlighting the fact that there will be no need for bringing gifts too....It was really funny. |
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