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Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Blackchampion(m): 10:30am On Oct 17, 2014 |
A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports to buy fuel. . Professor: Guy abeg, give me full tank. . Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don’t speak pidgin. I only speak English. . Professor: Ok! Good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim. . Fuel Attendant: Oga abeg na how much fuel you wan buy? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by oroagba: 2:57pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
I need 2GB etisalat data, will contact u on whatsapp |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Kashif(m): 8:14pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
EnterPRO: Must I use Whatsapp? I don't think its proper to relegate the standard means of text messaging (SMS) to the background 1 Like |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 8:14pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
EnterPRO:Thanks! |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:09pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
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Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by EnterPRO: 10:42pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by EnterPRO: 2:13am On Oct 18, 2014 |
BlackChampion, congrats again! 1 Like |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by eppysold(m): 4:41am On Oct 18, 2014 |
Pastor Akpors was preaching in the church one day, when he remembered that one of the c'o'cks he was rearing in the church premises had gone missing, so he asked the congregation; "Who has a c'o'ck?" ...All the men got up... 'No i mean who has seen a c'o'ck?' ...All the women got up... 'No no who has seen a c'o'ck that isn't theirs?' ...Half of the women in the church got up... 'Oh! For goodness sake, who has seen my c'o'ck?' ...All the choir girls got up... Akpors' wife fainted.... 7 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 10:31am On Oct 18, 2014 |
LogoDWhiz:lol! I no fit share na. Except say I go tell EnterPro make he send the one wey I win give you. 1 Like |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by LogoDWhiz(m): 12:17pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Dygeasy: Lol. Okay That one to make sense sha hope your day is going on good? 1 Like |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by callydon(m): 12:52pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition. A Hausa Man asked why? The Edo man smiled and said, "According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get". The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more". The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "Add this incase it's not enough." The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as change, then said "Nwanne, withdraw it when you reach dia oooo!!.. It is going to be a dangerous journey we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy. Travel well oooo! |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by EnterPRO: 5:45pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Kalex01: pls contact me on whatsapp. thanks |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 6:29pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by EnterPRO: 3:09am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Eppysold, congrats! 2 Likes |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 4:23am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Akpos and Eazy entered a chocolate store. As the storekeeper was busy looking around, Eazy quickly stole 3 chocolate bars. After leaving the store, Eazy said to Akpos: "Man I'm the best thief in the world, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, Can you beat that?". Akpos smiled and then replied: "What have you done sef? Ok, if you want to see something better, lets go back to the store and I'll show you real stealing." So they went to the counter and Akpos said to the Shop keeper: "Do you want to see magic?" Storekeeper replied: "Yes." Akpos said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The storekeeper gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too, while Eazy looks on in amazement. The shop keeper asked: "But where's the magic?" Akpos replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find the chocolates I just ate there." 10 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by dungas30(m): 7:01am On Oct 19, 2014 |
ohn: bby am gonna tell u a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts Grace: alryt love John: okay am gonna start wth part 1. There was a husband n a wife, they were driving to a camp site wen they came upon a split road. The husband says "lets take the left one. The wife say i thnk we shuld take the right road." The husband slaps the wife across the face "whose driving me or u?" and they took the left path. Grace: hahahahaha.. John: now am gonna tell u part 2. Once they got to the camp the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook dinner. He comes back and the wife says "good now i can cook fish soup for us to eat." The husband says "but i wanna eat fried fish." The wife slaps the husband n says "who is cooking me or u?" and the ended up drinking fish soup. Grace: oh crap! Hahaha John: now am gonna tell u part 4. Grace: wat abt part 3? John: (landed grace a hot slap on the face) who is telling the story me or u? |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by eppysold(m): 8:21am On Oct 19, 2014 |
POLICE:whatever you say will be held against you... AKPORS:Big BOOBS! happy sunday to y'all! 3 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jboixxx: 10:45am On Oct 19, 2014 |
eppysold:Oga Eazy: I'm not pre-emptying your judgement o, but this joke should have a bonus irrespective of its share tally maybe for being "The shortest JOKE"! 4 Likes |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by callydon(m): 2:24pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
English Made In Naija1. If I hear pim. 2. You go hear ween. 3. Have they brought light? 4. The film is sweet. 5. Mummy have come. 6. Have you paid your school fees money? 7. Put the bread inside lylon 8. Oya come and be going. 9. I kukuma no get your time. 10. I go break ur head 11. Take this money hold body 12. Una dey fall my hand 13. Omo, i don hammer 14. You too dey Bleep up 15. Na dis man get mouth pass 16. Yawa don burst 17. Garri sweet die 18. See as hin just dey form like ajebutter 19. Nepa don bring light. 20. Where em 4 make mistake. 21. Y u dey lie for me head. 21. D light full 22. Water don pass garri 23. Abeg make una like n share this post oooh. Happy Sunday 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by abby001: 4:53pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
A boss said to his secretary I want to have xx with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still..... 3 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Blackchampion(m): 7:35pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
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Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:12pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by EnterPRO: 12:33am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Dygeasy : 250mb Eppysold : N100 discount congrats! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 5:25am On Oct 20, 2014 |
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Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Nobody: 6:02am On Oct 20, 2014 |
got my happy hour data 1 Like |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 6:52am On Oct 20, 2014 |
A teacher was teaching her students about government, so for homework that day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, our maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future." "I still don't get it" responded Little Johnny. "Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better," said the dad. "Okay then...good night" said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shi.t!" -------------------------------------------—--------------- I Neva knew Akpos was dis stupid, ...he was yelling into the mailbox. We ask him whats hez was doing and he said, he was sending a voice-mail! 1 Like 6 Shares |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by dungas30(m): 7:24am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Teacher: can u see God? AKPOS: No Teacher: can u touch God? AKPOS: No Teacher: then u should simply know dat there is no God in heaven. stop deceiving urself. . . . AKPOS: (clears throat) ma can u see ur brain? Teacher: no AKPOS: ma can u touch ur brain? Teacher: no AKPOS: then that means u have no brain in ur head stop deceiving urself |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by callydon(m): 7:46am On Oct 20, 2014 |
25 Rules of driving in Lagos 1. When in doubt, accelerate! 2. Be prepared to ram into anything stopping you that is wearing uniform in Lagos (police,traffic warden, FRSC, Kai brigade, fire brigade, VIO, LASTMA, LAMATA, LASWA) 3.If you get caught by any chance, do not allow them to enter your car, if they happen to get in do not drive from that spot (veer off traffic & settle promply), and if they don’t agree, pretend that you are calling your uncle who is in the army (believe me it always works), never follow them to any sort of office except you are ready to pay ten times more than what was demanded. 4. Never give police or VIO your original particulars (whether expired or up to date). 5. Danfo drivers believe they are immortal. Never yield to the temptation to teach them otherwise. 6. Okada riders have a pact with suicide, avoid them like a plaque. 7. Avoid BRT buses in all ramifications, they have no brakes. 8. Taxi cabs (oko asewo) should always have the right of way, all of them have been driving in Lagos for 25 years. 9. Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car. 10. The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it. Survival of the fittest you may say! 11. Learn to swerve abruptly. In Lagos, potholes (and sometimes car-holes) are put in key locations to test drivers’ reflexes and shock absorbers,( I saw one man fishing in one of the potholes last week). 12. There is no such thing as “one-way” in Lagos. Expect traffic from any direction at all times. The okada riders are the experts in this area. 13. Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive bodywork, except you want to spend your whole Saturday at the panel beater’s place. 14. Morning rush-hours are equivalent to Lagos grand prix (who gets to the junction first). 15. There is no such thing as a short-cut during rush-hour traffic in Lagos. Everybody might be inclined to take that ’short-cut’. 16. When asking for directions, always ask at least three people. Lagosians always claim to know every inch of the city – even areas they’ve never been to. 17. Use extreme caution when pulling into service lanes. Service lanes are not for breaking down the traffic, but for speeding, especially during rush hour. 18. Never use directional signals, since they only confound and distract other Lagos drivers, who are not used to them. 19. Similarly, never attempt to give hand signals. Lagos drivers, unused to such courtesies, will think you are making obscene gestures to them. This could be very bad for you in Lagos. 20. Hazard lights (popularly called “double pointer”) is not, (as commonly supposed) used to indicate a hazard. It is a warning to you that he is a bonafide Lagos driver, he’s headed ’straight’ and as such, will not stop under any circumstance. Take him extremely seriously especially if he backs it up with a continuous blast from his “horn”. 21. At any given time, do not stand on the zebra crossing expecting traffic to yield to you, or else you will have to explain to the on coming traffic whether you look like a zebra. 22. Speed limits are arbitrary figures posted only to make you feel guilty. 23. Remember that the goal of every driver is to get there first by whatever means necessary. 24. In Lagos every spot is a potential bus stop. FRSC and LASTMA know that too. It is in their constitution. 25. Above all, keep moving. Even with a flat tyre!!! HORNING IN LAGOS Horn’ when someone executes a dangerous maneouvre. ‘Horn’ when you’re about to move off. ‘Horn’ when you’re about to overtake. ‘Horn’ when someone is about to overtake you. ‘Horn’ when turning into a road. ‘Horn’ when emerging from a road. ‘Horn’ back when someone horns at you. It’s considered good etiquette. ‘Horn’ when you hear a chorus of horns. Don’t worry if you don’t know what all the ‘horning’ is about. ‘Horn’ when you’re happy. ‘Horn’ to the beat when you’re playing music in your car. |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Samchuky(m): 9:29am On Oct 20, 2014 |
I just stumbled on this thread. please I need GLO 1000mb. How much u go sell for me? I need it today |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by EnterPRO: 10:12am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Samchuky: welcome sir. N1500 GTBank or N2000 card for glo 1gb. more info on first page of this thread. you can contact us on whatsapp. thanks |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by sammy329(m): 10:13am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me, my parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work, even my colleagues didn't wish me. As I entered my cabin my secretary said,"Happy Birthday Boss!". I felt so special, she asked me out to lunch. After lunch, she invitedme to her apartment and we went there. She said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay", I said She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues all screaming, "SURPRISE!!!" . . . . . . and I was waiting on the sofa. NAK.ED! This one na Gobe in 3D. 1 Like 2 Shares |
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