OmolaraParis:
Ehn..250k on top wetin...for ilorin
Shey I won buy d hostel ni?
Oga ade dis ur format na legendary
Guy u gat me cracking up so badly

*blushing*
Buh seriously
Hw much be d school fee sef
Haha!

Accommodation ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SEYIKP:
Dont gug yourself, hostel application to be available by 5pm.

..
Abeg talk true jare...ur source?

Does anyone have genuine information about the hostel application?

psalmsonovic:
..
Abeg talk true jare...ur source?

I will tell you my source by 6pm.

SEYIKP:
I will tell you my source by 6pm.

d source pleaseeeeeeeee

SEYIKP:
I will tell you my source by 6pm.

seyikp we no see anything o

Here is the moment you been waiting for. Unilorin hostel is now online quickly logon to www.unilorin.du.ng to register for your school hostel. Hostel Frame!!!

















Was sent that msg around 10 mins to 5------ I Logged in sharpaly....



and It's still unavailable.

Lordseyad:
Here is the moment you been waiting for. Unilorin hostel is now online quickly logon to www.unilorin.du.ng to register for your school hostel. Hostel Frame!!!

















Was sent that msg around 10 mins to 5------ I Logged in sharpaly....



and It's still unavailable.

maybe na freshers dem go open am 4

na to 6 we dey and d tin neva cum out...why u kan lie say na 5 na.

Harjeebs:
When dem go release Θ​ nxt list na?

Bros I tire oo.... What course are u vying for mine is architecture

hizroyalflynes:

Bros I tire oo.... What course are u vying for mine is architecture

still hopeful for a new list here too...I chose civil engineering ..I heard its next week they'll release a new list cos of convocation this week ...God help us all...am getting fat at home already

A mum was lucky enough to see her
three
daughters wed in d same year, So she
whispered to each of them "After your
weddings "Text me your 1st night
experience and don't forget to text it in
a
coded way o! After a week, the 1st
daughter
sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum
while a
week later, the 2nd texted 'BENSON'.
Their
mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of
Nescafe & read from d label: (fantastic
till d
last drop)... She also went 2 her
husband's
pack of Benson Cigarettes & found
written
on it: (extra long, king size) she thought
aloud; 'not too bad for them @ their age
sha! A few days later, her 3rd daughter's
text
comes in: (Arik: Lagos - Kano)... So
Mama calls
Arik Air Information Desk to inquire
about
their kano -lagos flight. She was told;
"Its
3times daily, 7days a week & the flight
duration is 75mins to & fro!". Mama
throws
herself in the air, lands, slumps & faints
shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi
lomo oooooo

kennyskeelzz:

still hopeful for a new list here too...I chose civil engineering ..I heard its next week they'll release a new list cos of convocation this week ...God help us all...am getting fat at home already

Lol God will help us

lukmonadeola:
A mum was lucky enough to see her
three
daughters wed in d same year, So she
whispered to each of them "After your
weddings "Text me your 1st night
experience and don't forget to text it in
a
coded way o! After a week, the 1st
daughter
sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum
while a
week later, the 2nd texted 'BENSON'.
Their
mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of
Nescafe & read from d label: (fantastic
till d
last drop)... She also went 2 her
husband's
pack of Benson Cigarettes & found
written
on it: (extra long, king size) she thought
aloud; 'not too bad for them @ their age
sha! A few days later, her 3rd daughter's
text
comes in: (Arik: Lagos - Kano)... So
Mama calls
Arik Air Information Desk to inquire
about
their kano -lagos flight. She was told;
"Its
3times daily, 7days a week & the flight
duration is 75mins to & fro!". Mama
throws
herself in the air, lands, slumps & faints
shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi
lomo oooooo

lol eleyi ma kan mi leyin o

Am through with reg, who get dpt of physiology time table?

pls who has complete dept of statistics time table, share d link or screenshot plssss?? dat mr. bankojo said lecture starts tomorrow , dont knw if itz tru tho

Pls my ppl , where will i see my level advisers name n contacts ... Pls i need a sharp n fast response ...

FOLARORI:
Pls my ppl , where will i see my level advisers name n contacts ... Pls i need a sharp n fast response ...

once u ve bin cleared bro, jez log in to d undergraduate portal wit ya details.... u will c d name num n email jez below ur personal data. all d best bro

hizroyalflynes:

Lol God will help us

ameen ooo

Gud pm every1..Hope I'd be welcomed here*diz z ma 1st time to comment on this thread*

KlaireKlement:
Gud pm every1..Hope I'd be welcomed here*diz z ma 1st time to comment on this thread*

we[s]

KlaireKlement:
Gud pm every1..Hope I'd be welcomed here*diz z ma 1st time to comment on this thread*

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KlaireKlement:
Gud pm every1..Hope I'd be welcomed here*diz z ma 1st time to comment on this thread*

we....i can see that myself whats d course

zyhon96:
wewewe....i can see that myself whats d course

Hi...Physiology

SupaJoe:
Hi my learned colleagues, anybody in need of accommodation should holla me
on this line(08135551734). 3 bedroom flats, with 3 toilets, tiled, one palour, it
has a borehole et cetra....NB: 4 people have taken 2 rooms already, it's remaining just a single room, which goes for 57K and two people can pay for it, 28500. Don't miss this great opportunity. Earlier the better!!

guy she u be remz student... By d way i need one room with gud water nd toilet etc

KlaireKlement:
Gud pm every1..Hope I'd be welcomed here*diz z ma 1st time to comment on this thread*

#singing# We are happy people and we love you,you are welcome ....





Welcome dear.

Kweentinu:
#singing# We are happy people and we love you,you are welcome ....





Welcome dear.

Awww...thanks a mill

These new physiology peeps.. Welcome to the department

I dan dey tire sef buh... Just in case you dunno your way around COHS when you wanna sign your course form

To be continued...

Hi my learned colleagues, anybody in need of accommodation should holla me
on this line(08135551734, Pin-25B25156). 3 bedroom flats, with 3 toilets,
tiled, one palour, it has a borehole et cetra....NB: 4 people have taken 2 rooms already, it's remaining just a single room, which goes for 57K and two people can pay for it, 28500. Don't miss this great opportunity. If you're also in need of a single room, just holla.....

As this convocation week is strolling by with relative alacrity... Lectures are stalled infinitesimally

Buh first semester would be over in 3 months and there are several stubborn courses to finish up with

Better by far

Youngbankee:
pls who has complete dept of statistics time table, share d link or screenshot plssss?? dat mr. bankojo said lecture starts tomorrow , dont knw if itz tru tho

Mr banjoko go stress you like... Well the man is so young and good.. *tear a sheet of paper everyone* You won do test be that.. ..if you are d serious type and u like work wella, u go gbadun am wella, but if u are d opposite type, omo u dey OYO ni o...





Btw.. I still dey battle wif my 1st lecture Exercises and Assignment he gave us, Imagine giving us an assignment to be submitted at 400L..

Lordseyad:
Mr banjoko go stress you like... Well the man is so young and good.. *tear a sheet of paper everyone* You won do test be that.. ..if you are d serious type and u like work wella, u go gbadun am wella, but if u are d opposite type, omo u dey OYO ni o...





Btw.. I still dey battle wif my 1st lecture Exercises and Assignment he gave us, Imagine giving us an assignment to be submitted at 400L..

funny xo u don start lecture too sir

Youngbankee:
funny xo u don start lecture too sir

We started Last week.. Only his course though