The rate and manner u people are throwing around Chris Okotie style words it's like another bad puzzle is needed so yall can speak pidgin *where did I keep that my book of puzzles sef*

On another note how many of u are casting ur nets far and wide so u can catch a SHELLfish or STARfish

airsaylongcon:
The rate and manner u people are throwing around Chris Okotie style words it's like another bad puzzle is needed so yall can speak pidgin *where did I keep that my book of puzzles sef*

On another note how many of u are casting ur nets far and wide so u can catch a SHELLfish or STARfish

u mean SPDC and NBPLC ryt

airsaylongcon:


On another note how many of u are casting ur nets far and wide so u can catch a SHELLfish or STARfish

My dude,even OANDOfish or BAKERSfish dey sweet join.my net is as big as the ocean, I keep throwing.

On a lighter note,when my friend, whose name ends in '..cute ' was young, he was asked by his father where he would love to work when he grows up ;
Guess what he said?
.
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Up there in the sky
OR
Down below in gas n crude oil.
(the guy don finally throw his own net cover the whole planet... lol)

Pls who can provide me with any nlng contact phone number I wanna call them to make my intention to pull out of the recruitment process known to them. Thanks

Uchboggy:
Pls who can provide me with any nlng contact phone number I wanna call them to make my intention to pull out of the recruitment process known to them. Thanks

When I was young growing up in Warri there was a saying on the streets "threaten na water, action na blood". Check the Contact Us section of their website u should see a contact for HR. abeg record ur conversation with them and upload here as proof.

tolutweety:


My dude,even OANDOfish or BAKERSfish dey sweet join.my net is as big as the ocean, I keep throwing.

On a lighter note,when my friend, whose name ends in '..cute ' was young, he was asked by his father where he would love to work when he grows up ;
Guess what he said?
.
.
Up there in the sky
OR
Down below in gas n crude oil.
(the guy don finally throw his own net cover the whole planet... lol)

That guy dey very serious. Make him net no tear. Making either the sky or ocean his workplace, he is really ambitious.

Uchboggy no need to call them, I can arrange for u to meet the oga kaptakpata wey dey in charge of GT recruitment to tell am your mind. Believe me its good to follow ya heart.

Uchboggy:
Pls who can provide me with any nlng contact phone number I wanna call them to make my intention to pull out of the recruitment process known to them. Thanks

"After going tru the stress of conducting test for u at the first n second stages,and plans are already in place to fly you over for the assessment day, you want to back out now?
'You will have to pay us back for all we did for u, if you indeed want to pull out'- NLNG HR"

^^^ @Uchboggy: that was the reply they gave me when I told them you want to pull out.if you are still interested, pm me...i ll give you the acct number and the acct name to pay to and then you are free to pull out.

airsaylongcon:


When I was young growing up in Warri there was a saying on the streets "threaten na water, action na blood" .......

Finally , i see a brother from my hood...

"Ma guy..how far na _{*in waffi voice*}

we suppose arrange how we go take colonize NLNG , u na ma persin na .
As per we-we, waffi guyz no dey ever carry last ma brother; highest we go draw-

you sef sabi say we dey REP ALWAYS ! ^{we dey scatter ground, we dey overcome, we dey overtake sef}

shuu.....Na to colonize NLNG remain now,may we relate na-Which way ma guy? "

Lmao... Funny guy

tolutweety:


"After going tru the stress of conducting test for u at the first n second stages,and plans are already in place to fly you over for the assessment day, you want to back out now?
'You will have to pay us back for all we did for u, if you indeed want to pull out'- NLNG HR"

^^^ @Uchboggy: that was the reply they gave me when I told them you want to pull out.if you are still interested, pm me...i ll give you the acct number and the acct name to pay to and then you are free to pull out.

tolutweety:



Finally , i see a brother from my hood...

"Ma guy..how far na _{*in waffi voice*}

we suppose arrange how we go take colonize NLNG , u na ma persin na .
As per we-we, waffi guyz no dey ever carry last ma brother; highest we go draw-

you sef sabi say we dey REP ALWAYS ! ^{we dey scatter ground, we dey overcome, we dey overtake sef}

shuu.....Na to colonize NLNG remain now,may we relate na-Which way ma guy? "

Chisos! Ur pidgin nobi here o! Shuo shuo shuo! So na form all of we dey form dey blow grammar since.. Issokay. Na 3D na I dey take look. Warri no dey ever carry last highest second to last we must always gap one person.

Areaaaaaaaaa!

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airsaylongcon:

Warri no dey ever carry last highest second to last ! we must to always gap one persiin.

Areaaaaaaaaa!

Na ma mind you just dey relate sooo oo !!
WE no dey ever carry last, highest we must to ALWAYS gap one persin _{*SURE TIN !}
na 5D me dey take look ooo, you na my surest persin

Areaaaa!!!

All this ladies from warri could u pls take this to the bedroom....

scarletdp:
All this ladies from warri could u pls take this to the bedroom....

Hehe....
See as my guy dey feel me . The guy just dey feel me dieeeeeeee

Back to the topic: which way NLNG

tolutweety:

Hehe....
See as my guy dey feel me . The guy just dey feel me dieeeeeeee
Back to the topic: which way NLNG

dude your .moniker should be for a girl

scarletdp:
dude your .moniker should be for a girl

NOTED _{*scrambles for my diary to put that down*}!!
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.
.
but why
want a topic and a debate from my moniker? ....NAAA , Definitely not this night _{*someday, i ll write the history and the future of the moniker and i WILL copy u*}

SHALOM !!!

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airsaylongcon:


Ladies? Abeg abeg abeg!!! In fact we as in me and my personal person from 053 we don decide say na parlour we go do dat aproko... Areaaa, tell oshuko make e bring d mat come parlour... Tory dey... Who nor like am make e go Udu bridge

Guy u harsh oooo,you no even mercy the guy small
See as you take delete the guy... ,

How.far na...wetin dey happen for ur cabash?

scarletdp:
dude your .moniker should be for a girl

ezaly. I have telled her him but willn't listun.

tolutweety:


NOTED _{*scrambles for my diary to put that down*}!!
.
.
.
but why
want a topic and a debate from my moniker? ....NAAA , Definitely not this night _{*someday, i ll write the history and the future of the moniker and i WILL copy u*}

SHALOM !!!

airsaylongcon:

Ladies? Abeg abeg abeg!!! In fact we as in me and my personal person from 053 we don decide say na parlour we go do dat aproko... Areaaa, tell oshuko make e bring d mat come parlour... Tory dey... Who nor like am make e go Udu bridge

tolutweety:


Guy u harsh oooo,you no even mercy the guy small
See as you take delete the guy... ,
How.far na...wetin dey happen for ur cabash?

You guys are trying too hard....lol

So experienced hire candidates ought to be having their interviews as we speak

vantage7:
So experienced hire candidates ought to be having their interviews as we speak

Yes we did

PrinceofParis:

Yes we did

Who dash monkey banana?

PrinceofParis:

Yes we did

Happy Sunday to all NLNG hopefuls,

I have been on hibernation for sometime now and I have been reading every post here through the sidelines.

Occasionally, I will be dropping relevant info with regards to 2014 NLNG GT assessment. Here is an info I got from a very reliable person; the assessment center is on hold due to Ebola and as soon as WHO confirms that Nigeria is Ebola free, the invites for the AC will be rolled out and the exercise will subsequently kick off.

This info has been partly confirmed by Dplacement.No one should ask me for sauce; if you need sauce, check your kitchen.

UpdateAll:
Happy Sunday to all NLNG hopefuls,

I have been on hibernation for sometime now and I have been reading every post here through the sidelines.

Occasionally, I will be dropping relevant info with regards to 2014 NLNG GT assessment. Here is an info I got from a very reliable person; the assessment center is on hold due to Ebola and as soon as WHO confirms that Nigeria is Ebola free, the invites for the AC will be rolled out and the exercise will subsequently kick off.

This info has been partly confirmed by Dplacement.No one should ask me for sauce; if you need sauce, check your kitchen.

If your "sauce" carries some weight then it is goodnews.
Invites might just roll out this week.

http://www.punchng.com/news/who-to-declare-nigeria-ebola-free-today/

9ja my country is now Ebola-free. Let's hope this brings the endless wait to an end. A great week to y'all!

UpdateAll:
Happy Sunday to all NLNG hopefuls,
I have been on hibernation for sometime now and I have been reading every post here through the sidelines.
Occasionally, I will be dropping relevant info with regards to 2014 NLNG GT assessment. Here is an info I got from a very reliable person; the assessment center is on hold due to Ebola and as soon as WHO confirms that Nigeria is Ebola free, the invites for the AC will be rolled out and the exercise will subsequently kick off.
This info has been partly confirmed by Dplacement.No one should ask me for sauce; if you need sauce, check your kitchen.

Does it mean that NLNG did not believe/trust FG declaration of Nigeria as Ebola free ? Ok, the trusted WHO declared Nigeria as Ebola free today.

DPlacement:

Dplacement baba, the frıend of the frıendless and the one that brıngs lıght to thıs thread. Its lıke thıs ur smıle means somethıng ıs just about to start happenıng.....