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Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by slimyem: 10:01pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Everybody talks about kid being a gift, the only gift where you puke for nine months before you receive it and then scream your lungs out the day it arrives. Most women say it is the greatest experience of their lives but the truth is most women are liars. It’s a lie every generation tells the next one so they can get grandchildren. For about 40 weeks, you’d be troubled by a number of things ranging from swollen br€asts, stuck-out n!pples, mood swings, nausea, tiredness, heartburn, constipation and weight-gain. There will also be that mask of pregnancy that is a product of patches of darker skin over your cheeks, forehead, nose and on upper lips matching both sides of your face. It will be awful, painful and unspeakable. It would be frightening and horrendous but you’ll get through it somehow… Your husband/boyfriend will tell you he’ll be really hands-on when the baby arrives but truth is that’s not going happen. They are hollow-offers he’ll never back up. He’ll be there at first, probably change a diaper or two until the novelty wears off. Those 3.00 am feedings he said he’d help with? Forget it! he doesn’t have b0obs! He doesn’t have any natural nurturing instincts and will never have them except he decides to squeeze an eight pounds baby out of his pen!s. A baby can scream into a bull-horn and your husband won’t budge. It all boils down to men thinking differently as soon as the baby arrives. Motherhood also changes your life in lots of ways. Your stomach starts looking like Spanish stucco, your br€asts resembling two balloons you find behind the couch a week after the party, your hips and ass a wall of stretch- marked paintings and you’ll never be able to wear a bikini again. Your baby will frustrate you with uncontrollable screaming fits, depression will set in and you’ll hate your life. When your child is older, he or she will hit you and steal from your purse, and cry and scream while you scream and shout. You will make the beds and clean up the house and your children will create for you a futility of your efforts. For the rest of your life, there will be so many moments you’ll feel lonely but will never be alone. 3 Likes |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by Nobody: 10:05pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Slimyem, are you telling us someone sniped you, and put an embryo in there. And that's why you have stopped being an active poster on NL? I can only imagine how swollen ya already huge tiddays would look like now. 5 Likes |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by Nobody: 10:06pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Op is pregnant 1 Like |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by pickabeau1: 10:08pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
What a rant Thank to the powers that single hood is being de stigmatized in naija like the West So you will not be saddled with such inconveniences like child bearing Praise Jah for civilisation |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by Nobody: 10:10pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Odilafta:i thought i was the only one thinking same 1 Like |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by dyttt: 10:10pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Na so we see am ooo |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by slimyem: 10:10pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
SirShymex: Do you really want answers to all that or would you prefer a picture proof? |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by Princecalm(m): 10:11pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
When you know the stress and humiliation barren women passes through you will call all those things you called bad as blessings. 5 Likes |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by Nobody: 10:13pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Most women say it is the greatest experience ofonly those who do not have kids would make such statement. 1 Like |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by Nobody: 10:13pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
slimyem: I want both, especially the picture showing how swollen dem twins are. And hopefully, the dad isn't a camel jockeying ragheaded Arab because it seems you love sand-nyggahs. 1 Like |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by coogar: 10:17pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
hahahaha lady slimyem has been bitten by the one-eyed trouser-snake. symptoms of a trousersnake bite •nausea •swollen belly •severe swelling of the body parts •fatigue •increased urination •cravings/aversion of certain foods 4 Likes |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by slimyem: 10:26pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by coogar: 10:28pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
slimyem: i know what the deal is.... please tell me it's obowunmi's baby you are carrying. if not, that young man might commit suicide. 1 Like |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by slimyem: 10:35pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
SirShymex: ...you must be mistaking me for someone else.. |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by Nobody: 10:37pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
slimyem: Lmao...I remember slimyem from Ondo, the Egyptian Arab lover - from those days when the romance section used to be the ish, before that albino muthaphucka messed the section up. I know ya baby dad now...and I think you created a thread about him last yr. Where ya pic at? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by Nobody: 12:50am On Oct 22, 2014 |
Somebody is high on hormones slimyem, no vex-just wait till you hold your lil angel, ya life will never remain the same again |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by slimyem: 10:17am On Oct 22, 2014 |
alutacontinua:This is not about me aluta. Don't join them... |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by cococandy(f): 10:20am On Oct 22, 2014 |
How do you know? Men can't have babies alutacontinua: |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by Nobody: 11:09am On Oct 22, 2014 |
cococandy: I do a lot of research 1 Like |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by obowunmi(m): 11:57am On Oct 30, 2014 |
coogar: Somebody don give my babe belle? |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by obowunmi(m): 11:57am On Oct 30, 2014 |
coogar: |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by Youngpo413: 10:45am On Nov 10, 2014 |
I love babies |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by SAMBARRY: 11:19am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Coogar you need deliverance from cho cho cho aka over talking |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by freecocoa(f): 11:28am On Nov 10, 2014 |
I call dibs on Goodmother things. Chai! Congrats o lepayemi |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by Nobody: 12:49pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
slimyem:Picture proof. Vivid pictures. A picture is worth a thousand words after all. |
Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by Nobody: 2:17pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Op, I do get where you are coming from. |
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