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Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Samchuky(m): 11:13am On Oct 20, 2014 |
EnterPRO:Thank you for replying. But did you know that I was about to ask you for your account details before you started your annoying 'BYE' 'BYE' just because I made a request for a slash? Like you said on Whatsapp, its good bye. Happy better Customer service! |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Blackchampion(m): 12:20pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas, the letter read: "My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you'll find a bottle of potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: Please take only a drop" So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion. the man looked at the wife and says: "You go first." (typical of men!) So the wife takes a drop thereafter, the husband follows. Indeed the wife turn five years younger. Years later the daughter returns home to find her mother young and pretty, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young. The daughter was delighted and asks after her dad. MOTHER: Your father? Hmm, my child, your father was so jealous that I was so young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle. DAUGHTER: What? So where is he? MOTHER: Hahaha, who do you think is the baby on my back ??. 4 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Blackchampion(m): 12:34pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
Akpos’ elder brother, Tommy, traveled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpos, their aged mom & their pet cat, Kelly. Last week Tommy called from London to know how they’re doing… . TOMMY: Hello brother how are you doing? how’s mom and how is Kelly? . AKPOS: Kelly is Dead! . TOMMY(after a pause): Akpos, bad news is not revealed in that manner. U should have started by saying something like, “Kelly fell inside a well but neighbors are trying to rescue it”. Then when I call again U tell me, “Kelly broke it’s neck and is receiving treatment”. Then when I call again, U tell me they did their best but couldn’t save it. That’s how to break a bad news in a mature way. OK? . AKPOS: Ok bros, understood. . TOMMY: Ok, so how is Mom? . AKPOS: Bros, Mom fell inside a well, but neighbours are trying to rescue her. . (Phone cuts).Tommy has been admitted in a private hospital in London after going into coma. 12 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by eppysold(m): 1:12pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
chichi:i heard u failed in English! akpors:Nonsense,who TELLED you? 8 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by eppysold(m): 1:23pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
EnterPRO:thanks bro 1 Like |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by EnterPRO: 12:07am On Oct 21, 2014 |
BlackChampion, you be MC? congrats yet again! |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Etesam(m): 12:57am On Oct 21, 2014 |
Samchuky:Better wise-up and buy from real guy. Got my 31-day validity Mtn data a few hours back. |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Etesam(m): 1:14am On Oct 21, 2014 |
Kashif:There is nothing standard about paying for text-messaging. This is internet age. Ever heard of skype or viber? |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by callydon(m): 1:50am On Oct 21, 2014 |
ADMISSION! ADMISSION!! ADMISSION!!! Diaris God University of Linguistics. No UTME, No Post-UTME. Just Waka come!! 4 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Blackchampion(m): 4:25am On Oct 21, 2014 |
EnterPRO:Lolz @ d bolded. Ok. I give in. Now over to eppysold 1 Like |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 6:38am On Oct 21, 2014 |
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!" 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 6:41am On Oct 21, 2014 |
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you. 1 Like |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 6:46am On Oct 21, 2014 |
The following transpired in Akpos’ class: Wale stands up and tells the teacher, “I saw the strap of your bra.” Teacher Janet reacts angrily: Wale!! Get out!, no class for u for a week! Johnbull started laughing at the back. Teacher Janet: Why did u laugh? Johnbull : I saw both straps of your bra Teacher Janet: Get out, no class for you for 1 month!.. .. Teacher Janet bent down to pick a piece of chalk. Immediately, Akpos started walking out of the class. Teacher Janet: Akpos, why are you going out? Akpos : Madam , with what I’ve seen, I think my school days are over. |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 6:48am On Oct 21, 2014 |
Akpos’ Pastor called him after Church and asked him how much he bought his iphone 6 smartphone. Akpos lied that he bought the phone for $100 instead of $1000, because he didn’t want the Pastor to shout and ask how much he (Akpos) gave to God that month. All of a sudden, the Pastor gave Akpos two hundred dollars to buy two of the phones for him and his wife. Now Akpos is confused and doesn’t know what to do. What advice will you give to Akpos. |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 6:49am On Oct 21, 2014 |
An old man came into a gym where Akpos was the trainer and said, “My son, I want to impress a beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?” Akpos looked at the man and said: “Use the ATM machine outside.” LOL!!! |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Etesam(m): 9:59am On Oct 21, 2014 |
jkels:Na only you waka come? |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 10:03am On Oct 21, 2014 |
Etesam:so in the mood bro 2 Likes |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 10:08am On Oct 21, 2014 |
At a Sunday school class, one Sunday morning, after an interesting topic, the teacher asked, “Any question?” Akpos, looking puzzled, raised his hand, and the following conversation ensued: Akpos : “You said the children of Israel escaped from Egypt?” Teacher: Yes Akpos: “You said the children of Israel crossed the red sea?” Teacher: Yes Akpos: “You said the children of Israel also brought down the mighty walls of Jericho? Teacher: “Yes Akpos!” “What exactly is your question?” Akpos : “When the children of Israel were doing all this, where were the adults of Israel?” |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 10:10am On Oct 21, 2014 |
A woman giving a testimony on how she survived an accident claimed that the car somersaulted 17 times. Akpos who was who in the congregation stood up and said: “Madam, so of all things to do, you were busy counting how many times the car somersaulted? “ |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Blackchampion(m): 10:11am On Oct 21, 2014 |
Kip ur jokes coming 1 Like |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by dungas30(m): 10:38am On Oct 21, 2014 |
Lets assume you saw a laptop of 97k. you didn`t have the cash,so you borrowed 50k from your mom and 50k from your dad =100k .You bought the laptop which left you with 3k change. You gave your Dad 1k and your mom 1k and kept the order 1k to yourself. Now you own you mon 49k and your dad 49k. Now 49k + 49k= 98k + your 1k kept = 99k.Where is the missing 1k? I know you are intelligent. solve it and tell me the answer....share it to your friends for more answers 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 12:13pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Employee: Sir, did you call me? Boss: Yeah I did, go to the rest room and _masturbate. Employee : (After few mins) done sir Boss: Do it again. Employee: Done again, sir. Boss: Do it once more Employee: Now I don't have stamina for it, sir. Boss: Very good, here are my car keys, drop my daughter at home. 8 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by eppysold(m): 2:39pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
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Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by eppysold(m): 2:42pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Akpos got 2 school on monday morning and d Teacher Asked: why did u come late 2school? Akpors: "one man lost #1,000 Note at d bus stop. Teacher: oooooooh dat's Gud of u, were u helping him 2 luk 4 d money? Akpos: nooooo!!! I DEY CRAZE Na me stand on top of d money.......... Since.......... .!!! 6 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 3:28pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. Akpos, the teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said teacher Akpos, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to Akpos. |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by callydon(m): 10:15pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Oga, Enterpro, i think this joke bonanza shud be made in such a way dt one person can't win more than ONCE in a week so dt other guys can also win too. Sorry "dygeasy" n "eppysold", me too wanna win mb too oooh. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 11:04pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
callydon:Shey anybody hold you make you no win? 1 Like |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by dungas30(m): 1:28am On Oct 22, 2014 |
A black man and white man were seated on plane. The black man had a bunch of banana, while the white man had a monkey. The black man wanted to go to the toilet, he said to the white man "please watch over my bananas, while am gone". He went, came back and found out that the bananas were all gone. The white man pointed at the monkey and said, "your brother the monkey ate all of them". The black man with a smile said nothing. Minutes later, the white man said, "please hold my monkey while i pee". He came back and met the monkey dead. He asked the black man what happened and he replied "this is a family matter, please stay out of it! |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by EnterPRO: 6:30am On Oct 22, 2014 |
callydon: Eppysold, congrats again. you won even though your joke came late. which means a funny joke will win any day any time. Cally, I think this just means others have to work harder. or smarter. 1 Like |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 6:49am On Oct 22, 2014 |
1) TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPOS: A teacher! 2) TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean? AKPOS: By staying at home! 3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later] Akpos: Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? You haven’t drawn anything Akpos: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope? 4) TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay? AKPOS: No Sir, it’s the same dog. 5) Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked “why are you writing so slowly?” Akpos: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t read very fast. |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 6:51am On Oct 22, 2014 |
Akpos and his wife are in court for divorce.They ask the court to determine who gets custody of the child. The wife jumps up and says, “Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.” The judge turns to Akpos and asks what he has to say. AKPOS: (calmly) Your honour, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out, whose cash is it? The machine Or mine?” |
Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 6:53am On Oct 22, 2014 |
Akpos is ill and goes to the doctor and describes his illness… AKPOS: Doctor, I am always feeling weak. DOCTOR: (gives him a medicine) You must always take four tea-spoonful of this medicine before every meal. AKPOS: Ok Doctor, but there is one problem. DOCTOR: What’s the problem? AKPOS: I have only three spoons at home. |
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