Jennimma:

hmmm...cherish what you've before u lose it o

henceforth, I will try to padlock my diccck

Luckygurl:


I'm allergic to that.

then you're allergic to knowledge

Op u are not a GENTLEMAN at all but a bitch-nigga u are not eligible to have a girlfriend.

tosyne2much:
I have come again with my controversial thread after taking my time to do the write-up

Just like writing something different from the similar topics we see here day in day out

**It will dumb and immature of you if you take this personal**

Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. When you take a lady to an eatery and while she's eating, you are busy salivating just because you don't want to order for yourself simply because you have budgeted her T-fare and you don't want to trek home.. My broda, you are a mumu at OND Level

2 You approached and gave your umbrella to a lady during heavy rainfall claiming you don't like using umbrella, when you were about to depart, you asked for her phone number and she decline saying " I don't give my number to strangers' my brother make I no lie you, you are a mumu at HND level

3. Your mom corrected you at home for your wrong doing and you flare up in anger, your babe shouted and embarrassed in public and you kept mute saying " if not because I love you".. My broda, you are a mumu at 400L level

4. A lady calls you that she needs 1500 for BIS renewal, you quickly dashed out at Hussain Bolt pace to buy the recharge card and few minutes later you started begging your friends for MTN N50 transfer just to make an urgent call which might fetch you a job. My broda, you are a mumu at Bsc level


5. A guy created an insightful thread full of useful tips and you quickly pick offence in it spewing all sort of abusive words and a lady created a similar thread and you started being nice thereby making sensible comments just to impress her, my broda, you are a mumu at Msc level

6. A lady just quoted you started gracing the floor thereby turning it to chat. E.g " how was you nyt ?, what did you eat this morning ? Are you on BBM ? My broda, you are a mumu at PhD level

7. During exam, you spent the first two hours teaching a lady next to you just because you want her to fall into you, after teaching her all the questions, you have barely answered just one questions when invigilators collected your script, saying ""time up.. My brother, you are a mumu at HOD level

8. if you pick offence in this write-up thereby insulting, bashing and raining curses on me, my broda, you are a mumu at VC level

** Add yours*

To be sincere I'm guilty of no 7.

Ethereal0110:
Op u are not a GENTLEMAN at all but a bitch-nigga u are not eligible to have a girlfriend.

ooooya don't worry, I wil give my umbrella to you during rainfall while I walk in d rain

Rapgroundnut?! How r U

Rapsainot:
*bouncing like a big boy* I'm guilty of none...OP , change the topic to ”how to know the level of mumunity,mugunity and maganity.

Ethereal0110:
Rapgroundnut?! How r U

kneel down and greet you'll elder brother joor

No, we go share the umbrella,.. I no wicked like dat na...

tosyne2much:
ooooya don't worry, I wil give my umbrella to you during rainfall while I walk in d rain

See ur mouth... U dey buy me suya wen u komot??

Rapsainot:
kneel down and greet you'll elder brother joor

Ethereal0110:
See ur mouth... U dey buy me suya wen u komot??

suya or no suya... I'm your egbon... Here's what I brought sha... I won't give you until you kneel down though

Ethereal0110:
No, we go share the umbrella,.. I no wicked like dat na...

I wouldn't want the rain to wash away all the make-up on your face, so I had better give it to u

Aww.. how sweet ... NOW I DECLARE U ELIGIBLE 2 HAVE A GURL
come by 4:30am to collect ur cert. For gentleman of the month.

tosyne2much:
I wouldn't want to rain to wash away all the make-up on your face, so I had better give it to u

Ethereal0110:
Aww.. how sweet ... NOW I DECLARE U ELIGIBLE 2 HAVE A GURL
come by 4:30am to collect ur cert. For gentleman of the month.

lemme send my bank acc number to you so you'll hlp me send the certificate 2 it

Sugar cane??

Rapsainot:
suya or no suya... I'm your egbon... Here's what I brought sha... I won't give you until you kneel down though

Ethereal0110:
Sugar cane??

you no chop?, oya take this----

kay29000:



I wont lie, I was guilty of number 1 at one time. It was a very embarrassing experience, cos even when the cashier was totalling up the amount of what the girl bought in the register, my heart was beating super fast, and I almost had a heart attack when I saw the price nearly surpassing the cash I had in my pocket. Men! It was a very bad experience. Never again tho. Never again.

...dis one carry glutton wey get bottomless pit as stomach go eatery....you remember say dat day i bin dey beg you for 50 box make i use buy groundnut and sugar wey i go use soak garri...u cum dey form say your poverty dey mozambique economy level?...*things men do to fellow men bcus of women...

Lol,wht r d benefit of having tosyn as a bf? Ur wahala too much,gals offnd u for ur first wrld?

kay29000:



I wont lie, I was guilty of number 1 at one time. It was a very embarrassing experience, cos even when the cashier was totalling up the amount of what the girl bought in the register, my heart was beating super fast, and I almost had a heart attack when I saw the price nearly surpassing the cash I had in my pocket. Men! It was a very bad experience. Never again tho. Never again.

Ethereal0110:
Op u are not a GENTLEMAN at all but a bitch-nigga u are not eligible to have a girlfriend.

Pls go and be seated.


Tenks.

mimiejacobz:
Lol,wht r d benefit of having tosyn as a bf? Ur wahala too much,gals offnd u for ur first wrld?

so many benefits that can't be over emphasized

BTW, this is not a female bashing thread noooow

kay29000:



I wont lie, I was guilty of number 1 at one time. It was a very embarrassing experience, cos even when the cashier was totalling up the amount of what the girl bought in the register, my heart was beating super fast, and I almost had a heart attack when I saw the price nearly surpassing the cash I had in my pocket. Men! It was a very bad experience. Never again tho. Never again.

Mumu at OND level

Rapsainot:
then you're allergic to knowledge

I'm not.

Ethereal0110:
Sugar cane??

oya no vex, take this

Lacomus:
For typing this sh!tt you aren't worth dating

are you gay......

Op run this guy a gay.......mofucker

chibwike:
how will you feel, if someone says something like this,in that story that you are writing.

ęvęŗyoŋę ђāş goţ ђįş owŋ opįŋįoŋ bŗo.....

Stop ƒoŗmįŋg ŗįgђţęoųş jāŗęђ....


bųţ ę go pāįŋ mę o

Chibwike abeg just leave that iceberylin of a guy.. At least he don shine for wetin he write.. The guy rili disappoint me sha

tosyne2much:
Chibwike abeg just leave that iceberylin of a guy.. At least he don shine for wetin he write.. The guy rili disappoint me sha

Guy no vex, but the truth is bitter

You should have changed that BSC level trend tge post could have been way better....

No beef bro

iceberylin:

Guy no vex, but the truth is bitter

You should have changed that BSC level trend tge post could have been way better....

No beef bro

no wahala

MizMyColi:


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Haha!

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need for speed.

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