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A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by youMustLaugh(m): 1:24pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
1. Name your dog "Dog." and call it very loudly when people are around. 2. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." 3. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of insecticides 4. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 5. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 6. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 7. Repeat everything someone says as a question. 8. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now." 9. Ask people what gender they are. 10.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 11. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 12. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." 13. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. 14. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 15. Holler random numbers while someone is counting Money. 16. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 17. Begin all your sentences with "ohh la la!" 18. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. 19. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes." 20. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket." 21. Never make eye contact. 22. Never break eye contact. 23. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention." 24. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today. 25. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one. 26. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President of U.S.A. 27. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says. Finally A Nairalander Reveals How To Start A Lucrative Mini Importation Business With Only N4k. see proofs and photos in the below thread https://www.nairaland.com/1872916/wow-mini-importation-thread-just 22 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by NmaGOD44(f): 2:51pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
me like it.....gonna try dem out starting with u@ op 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by youMustLaugh(m): 3:07pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
NmaGOD44: LOl. ok no problem i will come for the practicals today. but before i come kindly start with people around you |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by NmaGOD44(f): 3:14pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
youMustLaugh:alright .....but come save me if things get out of hand .......my peeps r gonna break my head soon |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by bountyhunter: 4:26pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
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Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by Richie0974: 4:59pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
*yawns*... ![]() |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by benega: 6:07pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Hope ur ideas are original unlike ur joke |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by Nobody: 6:13pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Haahahhahaha..number 15 is d most anoying.... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by bruno419(m): 6:19pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
op can u start afresh ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by Nobody: 6:31pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
13 tho... Lol |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by SporaD8: 6:45pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
No 23" just save me from a garrulous colleague! |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by dagentility(f): 7:08pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Hahaha,some of the points got me laughing. I will try it on my guy whenever he annoys me and i want to pay back. |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by Krak(m): 7:36pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Anybody that tries all these will surely end up in a Straitjacket at a mental assylum or lynched by a mob. 2 Likes |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by Andyblaze: 7:55pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Behave like Andy Blaze 6 Likes |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by princy80(m): 7:59pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
alweady started tryin dm.....jst h0pe i dnt qet ma head bwoken |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by BarryX(m): 8:01pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Typical of Mr Bean!! I am a culprit of changing channels whether radio or television, I swear I derive pleasure doing it especially when people seems to be enjoying it. Their response is always Epic ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by rioemmanuel(m): 8:07pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
When someone ask you to do something with immediate effect,just reply with"I will think about it". 2 Likes |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by nwaobitex: 9:23pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Lolx ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by Anugod(f): 9:27pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Lmao... Funny |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by realugee: 9:36pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Lolz... |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by Nobody: 9:37pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
No nigga tries this with me.... Annoying peices of shits... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by Nobody: 10:17pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
You didn't try them out before posting because if u did.......... You wouldn't be alive to post that ![]() |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by Tovot: 10:31pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
This is a sure way to get beaten ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by chinnyonwu(m): 10:33pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
sounds more like 27 surefire ways to identify a YabaLeft Patient |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by cupidora(f): 10:36pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
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Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by tpraiz(m): 10:38pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
If diz iz been practised,u will probably b left alone in dis ugly world witout fwwendz en u Might Even looose urself in btw::::::* |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by JbravoAdodger(m): 11:37pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
I imagined Alan from Hangover doing evry single one of these 3 Likes |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by Nobody: 11:49pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
After you done with an interview section then the interviewer is like " well I like you and your aproach and will also like your exit will always cherish the misconception i had bout you, thank you we are both refreshed and challenged by your point of view" 1 Like |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by Nobody: 11:56pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Buh wait oh op did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morni ![]() Op abeg oh na joke oh |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by akinsadeez(m): 12:42am On Oct 24, 2014 |
hmmmmm |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by Esdb(m): 12:54am On Oct 24, 2014 |
Hold up your bag and scream Allah wakbar in the middle of the market then move to click or press something. 2 Likes |
Re: A Must Read Joke: 27 Surefire Ways To Annoy People. by lonelydora: 1:59am On Oct 24, 2014 |
No 5 and 15 can earn you a bullet in the head. |
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